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LayZ341
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Zoidberg: Don't worry guys. I heard in jail you meet people who will love you in no time.
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coldangel
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Bender: Would you officers mind beating me senseless in the gutter for that cameraman over there? It'll reflect favourably on me in the appeals court.
Zoidberg: I'll beat you senseless! Oh please, let me!
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Frisco17
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(If you could see what Fry's doing you'd know why Leela's wearing an eyepatch)
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Xanfor
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Smitty: So, do you people know how fast you were going? Bender: No, but we know exactly where we are.
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DrThunder88
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Smitty: You yahoos are under arrest for public drunkenness, public urination, and public nudity without a valid stripper's license. Bender: Come on, officer. It's Mardi Gras somewhere!
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Frisco17
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Damn you and your awesome science jokes Xanfor!
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Frisco17
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« Reply #580 on: 04-07-2008 20:05 »
« Last Edit on: 04-08-2008 00:00 »
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coldangel
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Leela: Gee Fry, if your time duplicate is anything to go by you're gonna look pretty buff when you're fifty years old. I might even aks you out on a date in seventeen years.
Fry: Yeah, but then you'll be fifty as well, and your giant boobs will be hanging around your kneecaps...
Leela: What?
Fry: Nothing.
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NastyInThePasty
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Amy [thinking] So, Leela's interested in Lars, eh? Who does she think she is? All potential boyfriends have to be broken in by me first!
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LayZ341
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Frisco how are you going to take someone's first turn? Thats messed up.
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DrThunder88
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For the greeter good, Z. The greeter good.
Fry: Hey, guys. Whose coffin? Leela: Amy. Her allergies are acting up.
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Frisco17
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« Reply #591 on: 04-09-2008 21:48 »
« Last Edit on: 04-09-2008 21:48 »
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Nasty proves once again that what's going on in the background is usually funnier than what's in front. Keyword there is "usually". Futz wins! So wrong in so many ways! Nasty is runner up.
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LayZ341
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Bender: See, even Leela says my head is better than yours.
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NastyInThePasty
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LEELA: Hey boys, like my new form-fitting ninja suit?
NIXON: [thinking] Damn, I really wish I still had a body...
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DrThunder88
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Leela: Don't make me separate you guys. Bender's head: I thought she already did.
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