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Frisco17

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« Reply #520 on: 03-28-2008 20:54 »
« Last Edit on: 03-28-2008 20:54 »

 
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Originally posted by JBERGES:
DrT gets negative 1 million points for getting that song stuck in my head... arrgggg.

Hey, that's my thing!!  mad

 
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Originally posted by JBERGES:
I'll give it to Xanfor.

That one was good I'll give him that. 
Xanfor

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« Reply #521 on: 03-28-2008 21:42 »


La Belle Leela

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« Reply #522 on: 03-28-2008 21:49 »

Bender: Leela, we hate to see you leave, but we luuuuv to watch you go!  big grin

Frisco17

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« Reply #523 on: 03-28-2008 22:37 »

Leela: "That's weird. Why's this backpack laying out in the middle of the park."

Fry: "What's in it?

Bender: "If it has cash inside then I lost it a last week!"

Leela: "Well there's a note with jibberish on it, a clock and..."

BOOM!

50s Announcer: "Report all unattended bags to the proper authorities or this could be you"
LayZ341

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« Reply #524 on: 03-29-2008 01:28 »

Bender: Oh, I get it Fry. By stealing her so called "back massager" your chances have to increase.
futz
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« Reply #525 on: 03-29-2008 07:19 »

Fry: Leela it's been over a month. He's starting to smell.

Bender: She's still posing him smiling and waving and all that?

Fry: Yeah, I don't think her mind ever accepted that Nibbler was run over by that taxi full of clowns.
bobbot

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« Reply #526 on: 03-29-2008 10:38 »
« Last Edit on: 03-29-2008 10:38 »

Leela: The tag says it belongs to someone named D.B. Cooper.  Nothing in it but some old money.
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« Reply #527 on: 03-29-2008 11:45 »
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Fry: Leela, Bender and I are tired of playing Dora The Explorer with you...
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #528 on: 03-29-2008 19:44 »

Bender: I don't think finding your dignity's going to be as easy as looking through a backpack.  After all, you did sleep with Fry.

Fry: Twice!

Leela: ...
Frisco17

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« Reply #529 on: 03-29-2008 20:32 »

Nice one Futz!  laff
Kryten

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« Reply #530 on: 03-29-2008 20:33 »

Bender: So, did the ol' "backpack drop" gag work?

Fry: Not really. The view's not as good with her down on her knee like that.
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« Reply #531 on: 03-30-2008 03:40 »

Leela: Hmm...the parachute's still in here.  You guys might want to watch where you step.
coldangel

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« Reply #532 on: 03-30-2008 05:53 »

Fry: Is she...?

Bender: Yep. Five dollar handjobs for backpack people from the Luggage Nebula.

Fry: How the mighty have fallen...
JBERGES

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« Reply #533 on: 03-31-2008 16:15 »
« Last Edit on: 03-31-2008 16:15 »

 
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Originally posted by Tornadoboy:
Fry: Leela, Bender and I are tired of playing Dora The Explorer with you...
Ha. Bender would make an excellent Swiper.

Anyway.

Bender:  Stop wasting your time messing with that big ugly sack of crap, Leela.

Fry: Hey!     ...don't talk about my bag like that!
Frisco17

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« Reply #534 on: 03-31-2008 17:26 »

 
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Originally posted by JBERGES:
Ha. Bender would make an excellent Swiper.

Except instead of running away when he gets caught he'd hit you with a tire iron, grab your backpack and 'cheese it'.
Tornadoboy

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« Reply #535 on: 03-31-2008 19:04 »
« Last Edit on: 03-31-2008 19:04 »

 
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Originally posted by JBERGES:
Ha. Bender would make an excellent Swiper.

You think?    wink

 
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Originally posted by Frisco17:
 Except instead of running away when he gets caught he'd hit you with a tire iron, grab your backpack and 'cheese it'.

Touche.   laff
Xanfor

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« Reply #536 on: 03-31-2008 21:07 »

Bobbot wins for the historical reference. I don't believe we've had too many of those in here before...  smile
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #537 on: 04-02-2008 03:00 »

Leela: I swear I put my wallet in here before we left.

Bender: heheheheheehe
futz
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« Reply #538 on: 04-02-2008 09:30 »

24 hours long gone.

soylentOrange

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« Reply #539 on: 04-02-2008 10:25 »

Amy: "Hey! Who smeared my entire laptop with pink cake icing?!"
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #540 on: 04-02-2008 12:05 »

Amy:  What?!  I'm trying to see if Kiff emailed me, and instead Zapp emailed Leela?   
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« Reply #541 on: 04-02-2008 12:53 »
« Last Edit on: 04-02-2008 12:53 »

Bender and Fry: Move your ass Amy, we can't see the TV.
LayZ341

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« Reply #542 on: 04-02-2008 13:03 »

Amy: Yeah right, like I would say that.  These PEELers know nothing.
JBERGES

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« Reply #543 on: 04-02-2008 13:05 »
« Last Edit on: 04-02-2008 13:05 »

Edible Laptops... of the Future!

Amy: (chomp)
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« Reply #544 on: 04-02-2008 15:10 »
« Last Edit on: 04-02-2008 15:10 »

Amy: 'Downgrade to Vista' he said.  'It's the simplest and most efficient operating system ever built.' he said...
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« Reply #545 on: 04-02-2008 15:36 »

take that Vista!
Sine Wave

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« Reply #546 on: 04-02-2008 15:50 »
« Last Edit on: 04-02-2008 15:50 »

Never gonna give you up...
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #547 on: 04-02-2008 16:41 »

Porno just ain't what it used to be.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #548 on: 04-02-2008 19:56 »
« Last Edit on: 04-02-2008 19:56 »

Amy: What?! My Kiffy is having a secret romance with Leela!

Leela (off Screen): I swear he forced me into it!


  wink
Kryten

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« Reply #549 on: 04-02-2008 20:37 »

Amy:, Oh, frap! I asked for a CHOCOLATE laptop! I'm totally sending Hostess-Packard an angry letter!
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« Reply #550 on: 04-02-2008 20:53 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
Amy:, Oh, frap! I asked for a CHOCOLATE laptop! I'm totally sending Hostess-Packard an angry letter!

You sure it wasn't a Snackintosh?

Heh heh.
Frisco17

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« Reply #551 on: 04-02-2008 22:14 »

Amy's secret life, WOW 247

Amy: "Leeroy Jenkins!!!"
coldangel

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« Reply #552 on: 04-02-2008 22:41 »

"They superimposed my head on Leela's body?! What's wrong with my body?!"
DrThunder88

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« Reply #553 on: 04-02-2008 22:45 »

Amy: I knew I shouldn't have installed Leopard.  It turned my computer into a total furry.
La Belle Leela

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« Reply #554 on: 04-03-2008 01:51 »

Amy:AUGHHH! Bender!, quit hotlinking that 2g1c video to me!
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #555 on: 04-03-2008 06:41 »

Amy: Hey why is this spam screen playing in slow motion. Agh! Damn those sick writers on Futurama with their sick minds!

(If you have a sick mind, youll wanna chek this out)
futz
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« Reply #556 on: 04-04-2008 10:15 »

soylentOrange wins this one, Kryten runner up. I'm going have to check if HP's are available in maple flavor (mmm... tastey!).
Tornadoboy

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« Reply #557 on: 04-04-2008 10:45 »

 
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Originally posted by futz:
soylentOrange wins this one, Kryten runner up. I'm going have to check if HP's are available in maple flavor (mmm... tastey!).

Wasn't his entry a response to my entry (which was just above his post)? I demand a recount!   tongue
soylentOrange

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« Reply #558 on: 04-04-2008 10:54 »
« Last Edit on: 04-04-2008 10:54 »

*post removed due to stupidity of poster*
JBERGES

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« Reply #559 on: 04-04-2008 11:26 »

I'm confused.

 
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Originally posted by soylentOrange:
Amy: "Hey! Who smeared my entire laptop with pink cake icing?!"

This was your entry, SO, was it not?

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