Come on, Bender, jack a grab.

[Reply #520 on:]

 

Originally posted by JBERGES:
DrT gets negative 1 million points for getting that song stuck in my head... arrgggg.

Hey, that's my thing!! 

 

Originally posted by JBERGES:
I'll give it to Xanfor.

That one was good I'll give him that. 

[Reply #521 on:]

[Reply #522 on:]

Bender: Leela, we hate to see you leave, but we luuuuv to watch you go! 

[Reply #523 on:]

Leela: "That's weird. Why's this backpack laying out in the middle of the park."

Fry: "What's in it?

Bender: "If it has cash inside then I lost it a last week!"

Leela: "Well there's a note with jibberish on it, a clock and..."

BOOM!

50s Announcer: "Report all unattended bags to the proper authorities or this could be you"

[Reply #524 on:]

Bender: Oh, I get it Fry. By stealing her so called "back massager" your chances have to increase.

[Reply #525 on:]

Fry: Leela it's been over a month. He's starting to smell.

Bender: She's still posing him smiling and waving and all that?

Fry: Yeah, I don't think her mind ever accepted that Nibbler was run over by that taxi full of clowns.

[Reply #526 on:]

Leela: The tag says it belongs to someone named D.B. Cooper.  Nothing in it but some old money.

[Reply #527 on:]

Fry: Leela, Bender and I are tired of playing Dora The Explorer with you...

[Reply #528 on:]

Bender: I don't think finding your dignity's going to be as easy as looking through a backpack.  After all, you did sleep with Fry.

Fry: Twice!

Leela: ...

[Reply #529 on:]

Nice one Futz! 

[Reply #530 on:]

Bender: So, did the ol' "backpack drop" gag work?

Fry: Not really. The view's not as good with her down on her knee like that.

[Reply #531 on:]

Leela: Hmm...the parachute's still in here.  You guys might want to watch where you step.

[Reply #532 on:]

Fry: Is she...?

Bender: Yep. Five dollar handjobs for backpack people from the Luggage Nebula.

Fry: How the mighty have fallen...

[Reply #533 on:]

 

Originally posted by Tornadoboy:
Fry: Leela, Bender and I are tired of playing Dora The Explorer with you...

Ha. Bender would make an excellent Swiper.

Anyway.

Bender:  Stop wasting your time messing with that big ugly sack of crap, Leela.

Fry: Hey!     ...don't talk about my bag like that!

[Reply #534 on:]

 

Originally posted by JBERGES:
Ha. Bender would make an excellent Swiper.

Except instead of running away when he gets caught he'd hit you with a tire iron, grab your backpack and 'cheese it'.

[Reply #535 on:]

 

Originally posted by JBERGES:
Ha. Bender would make an excellent Swiper.

You think?   

 

Originally posted by Frisco17:
 Except instead of running away when he gets caught he'd hit you with a tire iron, grab your backpack and 'cheese it'.

Touche.   

[Reply #536 on:]

Bobbot wins for the historical reference. I don't believe we've had too many of those in here before... 

[Reply #537 on:]

Leela: I swear I put my wallet in here before we left.

Bender: heheheheheehe

[Reply #538 on:]

24 hours long gone.

[Reply #539 on:]

Amy: "Hey! Who smeared my entire laptop with pink cake icing?!"

[Reply #540 on:]

Amy:  What?!  I'm trying to see if Kiff emailed me, and instead Zapp emailed Leela?   

[Reply #541 on:]

Bender and Fry: Move your ass Amy, we can't see the TV.

[Reply #542 on:]

Amy: Yeah right, like I would say that.  These PEELers know nothing.

[Reply #543 on:]

Edible Laptops... of the Future!

Amy: (chomp)

[Reply #544 on:]

Amy: 'Downgrade to Vista' he said.  'It's the simplest and most efficient operating system ever built.' he said...

[Reply #545 on:]

take that Vista!

[Reply #546 on:]

Never gonna give you up...

[Reply #547 on:]

Porno just ain't what it used to be.

[Reply #548 on:]

Amy: What?! My Kiffy is having a secret romance with Leela!

Leela (off Screen): I swear he forced me into it!


 

[Reply #549 on:]

Amy:, Oh, frap! I asked for a CHOCOLATE laptop! I'm totally sending Hostess-Packard an angry letter!

[Reply #550 on:]

 

Originally posted by Kryten:
Amy:, Oh, frap! I asked for a CHOCOLATE laptop! I'm totally sending Hostess-Packard an angry letter!

You sure it wasn't a Snackintosh?

Heh heh.

[Reply #551 on:]

Amy's secret life, WOW 247

Amy: "Leeroy Jenkins!!!"

[Reply #552 on:]

"They superimposed my head on Leela's body?! What's wrong with my body?!"

[Reply #553 on:]

Amy: I knew I shouldn't have installed Leopard.  It turned my computer into a total furry.

[Reply #554 on:]

Amy:AUGHHH! Bender!, quit hotlinking that 2g1c video to me!

[Reply #555 on:]

Amy: Hey why is this spam screen playing in slow motion. Agh! Damn those sick writers on Futurama with their sick minds!

(If you have a sick mind, youll wanna chek this out)

[Reply #556 on:]

soylentOrange wins this one, Kryten runner up. I'm going have to check if HP's are available in maple flavor (mmm... tastey!).

[Reply #557 on:]

 

Originally posted by futz:
soylentOrange wins this one, Kryten runner up. I'm going have to check if HP's are available in maple flavor (mmm... tastey!).

Wasn't his entry a response to my entry (which was just above his post)? I demand a recount!   

[Reply #558 on:]

*post removed due to stupidity of poster*

[Reply #559 on:]

I'm confused.

 

Originally posted by soylentOrange:
Amy: "Hey! Who smeared my entire laptop with pink cake icing?!"

This was your entry, SO, was it not?