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futz
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« Reply #320 on: 02-11-2008 08:18 »
« Last Edit on: 02-11-2008 08:18 »




Leela: See-ah-ee! Now do you believe I didn't take the last plu-mp, jui-oo-cy, Bat Bo-oh-y hot do-ah-gs!

Fry: OK, maybe it was Amy. AMY!?!

Amy: Just a min-uuu-ite!
bobbot

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« Reply #321 on: 02-11-2008 11:32 »
« Last Edit on: 02-11-2008 11:32 »

Fry! stop that or you'll go blind!


(forgive an old man's momentary weakness)
soylentOrange

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« Reply #322 on: 02-11-2008 12:42 »
« Last Edit on: 02-11-2008 12:42 »

Fry: "What do you mean no?!  You agreed to play strip poker, and you lost.  Lose the towel!"

Leela: "I tried to lose it.  It won't come off!"

Fry: "What, why not?"

Leela: "Because, you idiot, this universe is only rated PG-13!"
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #323 on: 02-11-2008 18:26 »
« Last Edit on: 02-11-2008 18:26 »

Leela: ...and that's why I think I'm ready to give you a chance.

Fry: Huh?  Were you talking?  I was doing that thing where I pretend to pay attention while staring at your cleavage.

Leela: (sighing) Never mind...
Frisco17

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« Reply #324 on: 02-11-2008 21:54 »
« Last Edit on: 02-11-2008 21:54 »

Leela: "Fry, you can't just come barging into the locker room while I'm taking a shower!"

Fry: "Sure I can it's a company locker room and I'm here on company business."

Leela: "Fry I'm up here!! What sort of business?"

Fry: "The professor made me the official Planet Express FBI which mea..."

Leela: "Don't say it!"
JBERGES

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« Reply #325 on: 02-12-2008 12:13 »

Hmm, DrT, Layz, and Soylent all made valient claims for the prize.

*flips 3 sided coin*

Layz.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #326 on: 02-12-2008 13:52 »

Hey, that's my three-sided coin!  You said you needed it to make a conference call from that payphone!
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #327 on: 02-12-2008 15:12 »

 
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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Hey, that's my three-sided coin!  You said you needed it to make a conference call from that payphone!

If it's any consolation, I would have picked yours, but I can see JBERGES dilemma.  Now, on to Magrathea!
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #328 on: 02-12-2008 15:31 »

What kinda of planet will you have built Bender'sRevenge?
Frisco17

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« Reply #329 on: 02-12-2008 21:10 »

 
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Originally posted by JBERGES:
Hmm, DrT, Layz, and Soylent all made valient claims for the prize.

*flips 3 sided coin*

Layz.

Yeah that's what I would have picked.

Nice job LayZ. That's exactly the kind of thing Fry would say.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #330 on: 02-13-2008 00:32 »

bend_her

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« Reply #331 on: 02-13-2008 01:11 »

Farnsworth: And the cow says "moo"...
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #332 on: 02-13-2008 03:23 »

Professor: Now here are some positions everyone in our viewing audience can try!
coldangel

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« Reply #333 on: 02-13-2008 03:39 »

Professor: Now Leela - I've been a bad Professy. I think you should spank me. Oh my yes... Off you go! Spank away!
DogDoo8

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #334 on: 02-13-2008 04:16 »

Bit of a long one.

Professor: Oh my yes, its finally arrived.

Fry: ..... its like if God and Satan had a love child, this would be it.

Bender: I don't think camera 1, 2 or 3 could get a decent shot. Its just so beautiful, I think I just discharged on my self.

Sal: Okays, so wheres yous want this new Parralel Dimensions Definition TVs with inbuilts neurologic Microwaves Brain Tuners?
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #335 on: 02-13-2008 07:52 »

Prof: Good News everyone! I've perfected the Ultimate Thing Longer. What? No ladies, it's not discrimination. Everyone on the crew is a test subject.
JBERGES

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« Reply #336 on: 02-13-2008 16:39 »

Prof:  Well, I aammmm already in my pajamas...  flirt
Frisco17

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« Reply #337 on: 02-13-2008 20:27 »
« Last Edit on: 02-13-2008 20:27 »

Professor: "Since Hermes is off today I guess I'll just pay you in cash this week. I keep all my money under my pillow so nobody will find it."

Bender: "Yap yap yap. Just give us the money!"

Professor: (climbs onto bed) "AAAHHH!!!"

Fry: "Professor are you ok!?! Did you throw your back out again?"

Professor: "No no, calm down." (adjusts pants) "Damn thong!"
FryBender4

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« Reply #338 on: 02-14-2008 07:22 »

Farnsworth: Who wants to do it with me amy... or maybe leela.....or even fry

Fry: .......Um got to go
bobbot

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« Reply #339 on: 02-14-2008 09:28 »

"I suppose I should go to bed now, but, I am already in my pajamas."
Xanfor

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« Reply #340 on: 02-14-2008 15:35 »

Fry: I think the Professor is pretending to be a Möbius stripper.
Bender: Yeah, you can only see his backside.
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #341 on: 02-14-2008 15:35 »

Farnsworth: Ah, my beautiful sea cow, you've arrived! Now my chamber boys can help us with our clothes, and we can "get busy" if you know what I mean.

Fry and Bender: Huh?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #342 on: 02-14-2008 18:23 »

Professor:  Okay, just let me get in my bed here, uhh, little help here?

Bender:  Do it yourself!  I'm not helping you!

Fry:  Bender's right.  You have to stop depending on us to do things for you!

Bender:  It's becoming a pain in the....

Professor:  What do you people want from me?  I'm old!!!!! 
La Belle Leela

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« Reply #343 on: 02-14-2008 18:47 »

"Alright, I want everyone to scream at my ass as loud as possible!"
soylentOrange

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« Reply #344 on: 02-14-2008 22:33 »

Professor: "Do you know where I want you to deliver your next package, Fry?"

Fry: " ... I can guess."
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #345 on: 02-14-2008 22:58 »

And that's when Fry finally found out what had happened to his pet gerbil.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #346 on: 02-15-2008 02:29 »

Plenty of good entries to choose from, but I'm going with soylent_Orange.
soylentOrange

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« Reply #347 on: 02-15-2008 10:40 »
« Last Edit on: 02-15-2008 10:40 »

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #348 on: 02-15-2008 11:43 »

Voice from manhole: Com'ere handsome.

Fry: Dammit Vyolet can't I go anywhere?

Leela: I thought you liked hot mutant babes Fry.

Fry: Gimme back my shoe!
jerkberg

Starship Captain
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« Reply #349 on: 02-15-2008 11:45 »

Fry: Someone left a giant hole in the middle of the road
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #350 on: 02-15-2008 12:02 »

Fry: That was the 3rd sewer racoon to attack me today
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #351 on: 02-15-2008 12:11 »

Fry: OW! My sperm!
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #352 on: 02-15-2008 13:30 »

Fry: I can't believe we went through all that just to get a bent up coat hanger.

Leela: Well this would all be a lot easier without those amendments that got passed after liberalism was outlawed in 2814. Now lets just get to that alley over there so Bender can get to work.
Xanfor

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« Reply #353 on: 02-15-2008 13:45 »

Liberalism? Outlawed? On Futurama's  Earth?

That's such an inconsistency I can't be bothered to read farther. I have a feeling I'd die a little inside if I did.
JBERGES

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« Reply #354 on: 02-15-2008 13:46 »

Fry:  I can't moonwalk 10 feet you say?!  Ha!  I was semi-professional breakdancer! Easiest 20 bucks I'll ever ma-
DrThunder88

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« Reply #355 on: 02-15-2008 14:22 »

Fry: For the last time, Bender, saying you can see my "manhole" just isn't funny anymore.
Leela:  Fry, I thought I told you to mend those pants.
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #356 on: 02-15-2008 17:33 »

Fry: Why do I have to go search the sewer every time Zoidberg swallows the Professor's dentures and forgets about it?

Leela: Because Zoidberg frightens the mutants...
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #357 on: 02-15-2008 18:59 »

Fry: Thats the last time I watch "X-Men 3" with mutants. They got so riled up, they ATTACKED me. I'm just glad they had hangers instead of actual mutant powers.
Frisco17

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« Reply #358 on: 02-15-2008 22:25 »
« Last Edit on: 02-15-2008 22:25 »

Leela: "I know I told you I like musicians but I hope you realize a triangle doesn't really count as an instrument."

Fry: (annoyed) "Well your parents thought it was good. Your mom even made me cookies."

Leela: "Those weren't cookies."

FryBender4

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« Reply #359 on: 02-16-2008 09:50 »
« Last Edit on: 02-16-2008 09:50 »

Fry:wow that was tiering

Leela: what did you do down there??

Fry: oh nothing just played around

Bender: ha ha i get ya..........But whats the triangle for ???

Fry: Oh nothing just had to fix some things..........if you know what i mean

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