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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: I didn't realize they gave out Nobel Prizes for utter crap. Al Gore: It was for Peace, you son of a...
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Bender: Ha! Global Warming my ass! They figured out in 2187 that it was a normal sun cycle. Al Gore, first guy to have the Sweedes take away a Nobel Prize, what a chump.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #285 on: 02-05-2008 21:01 »
« Last Edit on: 02-05-2008 21:01 »
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Al Gore: "You cost me my presidency you bastard! Bender: "Yeah, whatcha gonna do about it? Call a conference about it and have the US ignore you again?" Al Gore: "Time to go Evel Knievel on your ass." Originally posted by Frisco17: Not even gonna try and beat that. Ok so I changed my mind.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Jeez. They're all awesome... can't you people at least provide a rough representation from crap to gold? The high quality of your humour is most vexing... ...But as a Highlander fan I can't go past Bender'sRevenge.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Leela: This is fun. Fry, whats the name of this dance again? Fry: Its called the "Electric Slide", its a classic. Professor: But Fry, I thought the only classical dance from your time was called "The Soulja Boy"?
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Professor: I can't believe this is my tax dollars at work. Hermes: Well, I'm sorry, but we have to be in compliance with the Federal Silly Walks Act of 2346.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Prof.: All right you two back to wooooorrrrr...
Hemes: Break time is ten minutes oh mmmmmmmmm...
Leela: 'K Fry I got 'em mesmerized with my left boob.
Fry: To the fridge!
Leela: Bring ice cream!
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Hermes: "What in the name of Trinidad are they doing?"
Professor: "I'm not quite sure but their wasting company time!"
Bender: (OS) "Okay, aaaand Green Light!"
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BenderīsRevenge
Bending Unit
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« Reply #298 on: 02-08-2008 01:18 »
« Last Edit on: 02-08-2008 01:18 »
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I have to say, I'm rather surprised no one came up with anything shippy (and didn't involve Lars ). Maybe something like: Leela: Well, we're off for a private getaway at the Sexeteria! or Fry: ...And we call this position 'The Happy Jogger'. But, since sadly, nobody did, I have to go with the next closest thing: futz managed to use the word boob, so he's up. Frisco17 came up just short.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Those are examples of shippy?
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BenderīsRevenge
Bending Unit
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Originally posted by DrThunder88: Those are examples of shippy? Okay, fine. On second thought, they're examples of sexual deviance. I think I need help... ------ Dr. Cayhill: It's been awhile since I got out of medical school. The knee bone's connected to the arm bone, right? Zoidberg: You're the doctor!
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LayZ341
Professor
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Dr. Cayill: And this is what happens to patients who don't have health insurance AND "forget" to call you back after a date.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #307 on: 02-08-2008 22:42 »
« Last Edit on: 02-08-2008 22:42 »
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Originally posted by Bender'sRevenge: But, since sadly, nobody did, I have to go with the next closest thing: futz managed to use the word boob, so he's up. Frisco17 came up just short. Just giving the people what they want. Dr. Cayhill: "You friend is suffering for a severe case of "man-boobs". I mean look, there's five of them."
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bend_her
Professor
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Dr. Goodnsexy: Oh! Silly me, I knew something was wrong with the appendectomy! Ditzy witzy! (slaps forehead)
Crew: (stares in mute horror)
Dr. Goodnsexy: Oh well, it's nothing to lose your head over...
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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This one goes to JBERGES.
(Leela: She's still in a blackout Dr. He didn't steal them. They just triggered a primal horrible fashion statement reaction from her.)
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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I guess I'll take the obvious one.
Leela: I don't care if you are a hoopy frood. This isn't your towel.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Leela: Fry, what are you doing in the women's locker room?!!!!
Fry: Leela, why are you not naked in the women's locker room?!!
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: "Hercules! The Cyclops tore off my clothes!"
Fry: "You... you mean you... tore your own clothes off? ...Also, why'd you call me Hercules?"
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