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futz
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« Reply #240 on: 01-30-2008 16:52 »
« Last Edit on: 01-30-2008 16:52 »



Hermes: But he said he was a qualified electrician!
coldangel

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« Reply #241 on: 01-30-2008 16:56 »

Though horrified, the rest of the crew found themselves unable to look away as Bender was wracked by fits of explosive electro-diarrhea, the force of which lifted him clear off the ground.

Leela: Come on Bander, you can pull through this!

Bender: Arrrrrrraghuuuh...!

Amy: Guh! I told him that robot oil was past its use-by date!

Hermes: Oh Jah, he's wastin' away faster than a zombie at a salad convention!
soylentOrange

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« Reply #242 on: 01-30-2008 20:24 »
« Last Edit on: 01-30-2008 20:24 »

Zoidberg: "Ah, good.  Bender is responding well to the therapy.  Ok Fry, you're next."
DrThunder88

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« Reply #243 on: 01-30-2008 21:41 »

Wait a minute...didn't you post this grab?

Professor: I don't care if it is homeopathic engineering. Bender never should have gotten that thermite enema.
Fry: Yeah, I'm starting to think about skipping mine tomorrow.
Frisco17

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« Reply #244 on: 01-30-2008 22:07 »

Bender learned a lesson today.Before you try to pick someone's pocket make sure they don't work for the GRU.
soylentOrange

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« Reply #245 on: 01-30-2008 22:22 »

 
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Wait a minute...didn't you post this grab?

yeah.  That line just came to me randomly, so I posted.  It doesn't count though, obviously.
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #246 on: 01-30-2008 23:39 »

Bender's edgy experimental rock opera based on Rocket Man ends in tragedy.
Kryten

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« Reply #247 on: 01-31-2008 00:31 »

Professor: Oh my, my plumbing's sprung a leak.

Fry: That doesn't look like water.

Prof: Oh, that's not the plumbing I'm talking about. Scruffy... I'll need a mop-up.

Scruffy (offscreen): Scruffy don't get paid enough fer this.
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #248 on: 01-31-2008 12:58 »
« Last Edit on: 01-31-2008 12:58 »

Fry: Woah. I always thought that Bender meant folk star when he said he wanted to become a star.

Hermes: Bender-mon can't become an actual star without filling out the proper forms.

Farnsworth: It's impossible for Bender to become a star because *insert complex scientific explanation* I'm going to the Angry Dome!
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #249 on: 01-31-2008 17:57 »

Why is it the Angry Dome is never seen nor brought back up again?
Kryten

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« Reply #250 on: 01-31-2008 18:19 »

Because it was a one-off gag. Those are almost NEVER funny the second time... no matter how hard Family Guy tries.
JustNibblin

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« Reply #251 on: 01-31-2008 18:25 »

Once again, Bender learns the hard way that robots should not jack off with their tongue.
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #252 on: 01-31-2008 18:34 »

...both the previous posts make me sad for different reasons...
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #253 on: 01-31-2008 20:07 »

I don't care if Anygry Dome isn't funny. I couldn't think of anything else.
soylentOrange

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« Reply #254 on: 01-31-2008 21:29 »

Dr Thunder wins!  A thermite enima... *snicker*
Frisco17

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« Reply #255 on: 01-31-2008 21:38 »

I agree, thermite is always fun.
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #256 on: 01-31-2008 22:03 »

I thought the homeopahtic engineering was super clever.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #257 on: 02-01-2008 05:01 »

Yes!  Nerdy poop jokes prevail again!

BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #258 on: 02-01-2008 13:01 »
« Last Edit on: 02-01-2008 13:01 »

Leela: Fry and I have a big announcement, everybody.  I'm pregnant!

PE Crew: (cheers!)

Zoidberg:  What?!?  The female is the one that's suppose to carry the baby?  Oh, no!  Then that means...

We see Australian Guy on an exam table as a doctor is giving his mid-section ultra-sound.

Doctor: You're having twins.

Australian Guy looks down at a bottle of pills with Zoidberg's name on it.  He turns it over and sees the name of the drug: Fertilicile.

Australian Guy: Zoidberg!
JBERGES

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« Reply #259 on: 02-01-2008 13:14 »

Zoid: What do you mean I can't eat for free!  This is a Red Lobster, is it not?!
zoidberg770

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« Reply #260 on: 02-01-2008 15:08 »
« Last Edit on: 02-01-2008 15:08 »

Zoiberg: I can't believe it. They are going to give me, Zoidberg, free bread before the meal! Oh my. Oh my. What a feast!!
soylentOrange

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« Reply #261 on: 02-01-2008 17:53 »

waiter [offscreen]: "And would monsieur like to choose his own lobster from the tank?"

Bender: "Hmm...  Nah"  [he points to Zoidberg]  "I'll have that one."
LayZ341

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« Reply #262 on: 02-01-2008 18:04 »

Woman:(offscreen) My husband is having a heart attack! Is there a doctor in the house?!
Zoidberg: I'm a doctor.
Woman:(offscreen) Is there a good doctor in the house?
Zoidberg: Awww.
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #263 on: 02-01-2008 18:42 »

Hermes:  My office!  My manwich!  Everything I have is destroyed!  Ruined!  And it's coming out of your pay, Zoidberg!

Zoidberg:  WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #264 on: 02-01-2008 20:00 »

Zoidberg: Could someone help me? It appears I have broken my claws standing up.

Seriously, does that look like his claws should be going that way?
Frisco17

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« Reply #265 on: 02-01-2008 23:12 »
« Last Edit on: 02-01-2008 23:12 »

Zoidberg Narrating: "Just when you think you have human's figured out they hit you with something else. I had just eaten five pizzas when I realized that I didn't have any money. I looked out the window to see if my good friends Amy and Leela were still around so I could borrow some. Imagine my surprise when I saw them outside performing another of their strange human rituals. What a Freedom Day that was!!!"
futz
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« Reply #266 on: 02-01-2008 23:15 »
« Last Edit on: 02-01-2008 23:15 »

Zoidberg: All You Can Eat Tuesday!?! But it's Wednesday!!! Ahwww... What was that!?! It's A Horny Dwarf Under Every Table Wednesday!!! Hooray!!!
coldangel

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« Reply #267 on: 02-02-2008 01:28 »
« Last Edit on: 02-02-2008 01:28 by coldangel_1 »

Admiral Zoidberg: "We have no choice General Calrissian! Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude!"


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He resembles Admiral Ackbar, okay? Do you get it now?
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #268 on: 02-02-2008 01:56 »

 
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Originally posted by coldangel_1:
Admiral Zoidberg: "We have no choice General Calrissian! Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude!"


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He resembles Admiral Ackbar, okay? Do you get it now?

Coldy!  No!  You should have gone with:

It's a trap!
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #269 on: 02-02-2008 12:17 »

That was the only thing of value that Ackbar said.
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #270 on: 02-03-2008 19:45 »

Um, is there a winner yet?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #271 on: 02-03-2008 20:01 »

Now it's time for bf1221 to fail miserably!

Zoidberg: What you guys get paid. Where's my money?
Hermes: *OS* Any damage to the buliding or the ship comes out of your pay mon.
Zoidberg: What? When did this happen?
Frisco17

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« Reply #272 on: 02-03-2008 22:24 »

 
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Originally posted by coldangel_1:
Admiral Zoidberg: "We have no choice General Calrissian! Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude!"

Hey Coldy, I hear you win!
DrThunder88

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« Reply #273 on: 02-04-2008 10:40 »

Sorry, I forgot it was my turn.  coldangel does indeed win this one.
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #274 on: 02-04-2008 17:33 »

Epic. Where did he go? *looks around* I'm going to sleep.
coldangel

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« Reply #275 on: 02-04-2008 18:46 »
« Last Edit on: 02-04-2008 18:46 by coldangel_1 »

BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #276 on: 02-04-2008 19:28 »

Al Gore: There can be only one!
soylentOrange

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« Reply #277 on: 02-04-2008 20:03 »

Al Gore:  "No, I invented the internet!"
Frisco17

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« Reply #278 on: 02-04-2008 20:18 »

 
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Originally posted by Bender'sRevenge:
Al Gore: There can be only one!

Not even gonna try and beat that.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #279 on: 02-04-2008 20:49 »

Bender: Oh please, like he'd still be upset about that whole "Florida" thing.
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