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i_c_weiner

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« Reply #200 on: 01-22-2008 18:14 »

Leela: I'm going to need a pen to sign this. Fry, is that a pen in your pock-- oh God.
Frisco17

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« Reply #201 on: 01-22-2008 21:17 »
« Last Edit on: 01-23-2008 00:00 »

Though I expect Coldy or BR to win,

Leela: "Ok, I found the Professor's will. Lets get to the lawyer's office and get his affairs sorted ou...."

Fry: (Taps Leela on the shoulder) "Check it out." (Holds up the Professor and badly imitates him) "Good news everyone! Heehee!"

Amy: "Fry, what are you doing!"

Fry: "Nothing. Just messing with this dummy I found. Wanna see him dance?"

 


DrThunder88

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« Reply #202 on: 01-23-2008 23:05 »

Didn't LayZ just win on my last grab?  I think he's got me figured out.  Pretty close one this time.
LayZ341

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« Reply #203 on: 01-24-2008 03:16 »
« Last Edit on: 01-24-2008 03:16 »

FryBender4

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« Reply #204 on: 01-24-2008 07:26 »

Fry: Hello can i catch you in bed

Waitress: Sure

Fry: no no i was just kidding


futz
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« Reply #205 on: 01-24-2008 10:27 »

Mildred: Enos, the usual? A fruit cup with a fudge pack to go (*sigh*)?

Enos: Yeah.

Mildred: Well hello stranger. Could I interest you in one of today's house specials?

Fry: Er ah, maybe. What are they?

Mildred: I have the "Yodeling Cowboy" which is a hot sausage wrap and the "Bronco Buster" which is basically a tuna surprise.

Fry: Mmmmm... sounds like my grandma's cookin'. I'll take a "Yodeling Cowboy".

Mildred: OK. That comes with your choice of hot cherry pie or mouth watering, jumbo, melt-in-your-mouth cookies.

Fry: Cookies!

Mildred: Would you like to try two of the cookies while your sausage is heating up?

Fry: Baaa? Ooooh...!
JBERGES

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« Reply #206 on: 01-24-2008 12:38 »

Fry:  There she is!  Quick, continue the lineage!  Start like this!
Kryten

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« Reply #207 on: 01-24-2008 13:13 »

Fry: So, to answer your question... about this long.

Enos: Gaw-lee, that sounds wonderful...

Fry; NO IT DOESN'T! And I was talking about you!
Frisco17

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« Reply #208 on: 01-24-2008 21:24 »
« Last Edit on: 01-24-2008 21:24 »

Although Fry's GI diguise was pretty convincing, his war stories needed some work.

Fry: "So there we were on Guadalcanal surounded by Japanese troops, low on ammunition and outnumbered ten to one. They screamed and charged so I stood up and started shooting. (Fry makes shooting sounds) I must've scared them off because they started to run. Anyway it looked like we might actually survive when they came back only this time they had Russian tanks with them! We fought bravely but in the end none of us escaped alive."

Mildred: "Uh, that story doesn't make any sense. You sure you didn't just get hit in the head?"

Fry: (Condescendinly) "It's difficult for people who've never seen combat to understand war."
DrThunder88

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« Reply #209 on: 01-25-2008 00:07 »

Fry's pantomime, "frozen in invisible carbonite," goes over remarkably well.
coldangel

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« Reply #210 on: 01-25-2008 00:14 »

Fry: No no.... no Granny-sex for me - I'm trying to cut back.

Enus: Well ah'll have me some.
LayZ341

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« Reply #211 on: 01-26-2008 15:47 »

Kryten wins.
futz
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« Reply #212 on: 01-27-2008 16:25 »

Kryten snoozes. 24 hrs. up. On with the show.

Futurama Llama

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« Reply #213 on: 01-27-2008 16:39 »

Bender: Outta my way!

Leela: Bender, you're grabbing my chest!!

Bender: Is that what you call those things...?
LayZ341

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« Reply #214 on: 01-27-2008 16:53 »

Bender: Oh yeah, thats a lump.
JBERGES

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« Reply #215 on: 01-27-2008 16:59 »

That is, quite possibly, the best out of context frame grab ever. Anyway...
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Leela: Fry! It's not what it looks like!

Bender: I hate giving these stupid lousy mammograms...

Leela: Sorry Bender, but going through Zoidberg's service all I got was a stripper sent to my door.

Fry: Ah, he sent you a ma'am-o-gram too?

Futurama Llama

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« Reply #216 on: 01-27-2008 17:01 »

Nice, JBERGES... very Fryish line at the end there.
SonicPanther

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« Reply #217 on: 01-27-2008 17:11 »

 
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Originally posted by JBERGES:
That is, quite possibly, the best out of context frame grab ever.

I read that post before I scrolled up and saw the grab. I completely agree.

I'd caption it, but I can never compete with JBERGES. I'd look like a moron by comparison.
Kryten

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« Reply #218 on: 01-27-2008 18:04 »

Bender: Fry told me t'tell you "honk". *beat* I don't get it.
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #219 on: 01-27-2008 18:11 »

Hahahahahah!
soylentOrange

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« Reply #220 on: 01-27-2008 18:31 »

Bender: She's nagging me to death!  How do I turn down her volume?  Maybe if I twist this knob here...
Frisco17

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« Reply #221 on: 01-27-2008 21:41 »
« Last Edit on: 01-27-2008 21:41 »

I agree best framegrab ever! However, I now have a complete sense of comic inferiority brought upon me by JBERGES and Kryten. Stupid hilarious bastards.
Anyway.

Bender: "Hey Leela, I need you to help me settle a bet."

Leela: "Ok, what do I have to....(Bender grabs Leela's chest)....BENDER!!!"

Bender: (Pulls out a phone) "Sal, I did some research and the cow definitly wins. Have my money ready when I show up."
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #222 on: 01-27-2008 21:43 »
« Last Edit on: 01-27-2008 21:43 »

I agree with Frisco. But I'm still tryin'.

Leela: Bender I've told you a hundred times. My boobs don't take money!!

Bender: Well whats that strap for then?
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #223 on: 01-27-2008 22:36 »
« Last Edit on: 01-27-2008 22:36 »

This may or may not qualify, but:

Frisco17

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« Reply #224 on: 01-27-2008 23:01 »

Not sure if it counts but that is pretty good.
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #225 on: 01-27-2008 23:27 »

It should count. That's great.
futz
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« Reply #226 on: 01-28-2008 00:54 »

Funny but I think it's best kept simple. If you start interjecting art/graphics it would really slow things down and get elaborate. Next would be reworked frame grabs, Photoshopping, etc. Best left for it's own thread of one entry a week and 5 people wanting deadline extensions.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #227 on: 01-28-2008 01:09 »

Um, could we please not post "hahaha" after every entry and stuff? Thanks. It just gets cluttered and annoying after a while. Anywho, on with the show.

Leela: Fry! It's not what it looks like!

Fry: You're telling me! For a second it looked like Bender was touching your- wait a minute, Bender is touching your-

Leela: Nothing, nothing, it's nothing!

Bender: No it's not! You started coming on to me right after you finished telling me about those ugly new boots you just bought!

Fry: But that's right before Leela was going to start coming on to me! In that dream I had.

Leela: Yeah. So, uh... threesome?

Fry and Bender: Alright!
coldangel

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« Reply #228 on: 01-28-2008 02:47 »
« Last Edit on: 01-28-2008 02:47 by coldangel_1 »

Kryten
DogDoo8

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« Reply #229 on: 01-28-2008 03:16 »

Bender: Hey Fry. Looky I got you a cardboard cutout of Leela, so when you get out of the shower you won't feel so pathetically alone.

Fry: Thanks Bender that'll come in real handy for all those sad lonely night in my room.

Bender: Or the bathroom.

Long time since I've done this.
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #230 on: 01-28-2008 03:25 »

Bender: "Gimme some of that!"
bend_her

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« Reply #231 on: 01-28-2008 03:55 »

Bender (in a Hermes impersonation): It's not fake, mon!
FryBender4

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« Reply #232 on: 01-28-2008 17:10 »

Bender: Leela i want you

Leela: what the hell

Bender: Just let me do this and

Leela: ohh that feels good
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #233 on: 01-29-2008 13:41 »

 
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Originally posted by futz:
Funny but I think it's best kept simple. If you start interjecting art/graphics it would really slow things down and get elaborate. Next would be reworked frame grabs, Photoshopping, etc. Best left for it's own thread of one entry a week and 5 people wanting deadline extensions.

Fair enough.  That's why I had doubts about it in the first place.  I just couldn't think of anything funnier.

Now, on to more pressing matter such as who won?

futz
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« Reply #234 on: 01-29-2008 14:10 »
« Last Edit on: 01-29-2008 14:10 »

I have to go with soylentOrange (Psst, Bender, see if the other one changes the station while you're at it).
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #235 on: 01-29-2008 17:21 »

Nice work, Mr. Orange.
soylentOrange

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« Reply #236 on: 01-30-2008 13:15 »
« Last Edit on: 01-30-2008 13:15 »

I think we might have done this one before, but I'm too lazy to go look

Futurama Llama

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« Reply #237 on: 01-30-2008 15:20 »

Amy: Spluh! The smell of melting metal is sooo non-rad!
Hermes: Me retinas! The sparks are too bright for me tiny Jamaican eyes!
Professor: MMMPH! My jaw's locked up again!
Zoidberg: (the classic) *Awwwwwww...*
LayZ341

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« Reply #238 on: 01-30-2008 15:50 »

Hermes: Oh god! I didn't think it was possible to lynch a robot. But I was wrong, so wrong. I can't watch anymore.
JBERGES

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« Reply #239 on: 01-30-2008 16:17 »

Leela: Bender!  You and the hussy get off that sex swing!  Now!
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