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FryBender4

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« Reply #160 on: 01-19-2008 16:50 »

sorry frisco17
coldangel

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« Reply #161 on: 01-19-2008 18:00 »
« Last Edit on: 01-19-2008 18:00 by coldangel_1 »



Yeah, I bet none of you smelly bastards saw THAT coming.   big grin
SonicPanther

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« Reply #162 on: 01-19-2008 18:35 »

Framegrab threads do not work that way! That's a screenshotwink
coldangel

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« Reply #163 on: 01-19-2008 18:37 »

You'll damn well put a caption to it!
SonicPanther

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« Reply #164 on: 01-19-2008 18:58 »

"There's a light at the end of the stage! I can finally find my way out of this generic video game!"
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #165 on: 01-19-2008 21:15 »

Fry: [on communicator] Leela, what's wrong? You're not moving anywhere!
Leela: I'm trying to, but there seems to be some sort of invisible wall in my way.
LayZ341

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« Reply #166 on: 01-19-2008 23:28 »

Hurry up Leela, coldangel doesn't understand the rules of this thread.
soylentOrange

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« Reply #167 on: 01-19-2008 23:36 »

Leela: Is it just me, or am I alot uglier than usual?
futz
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« Reply #168 on: 01-20-2008 01:53 »

Leela: This extra dimension seems to make me even more curvey - and bouncey. Unfortunately it has not put an end to stupid limbo contests.
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #169 on: 01-20-2008 14:55 »

Leela: (through wrist-com) Okay, Fry, it looks like I'm stuck in the game.  You're our best video game player.  You'll have to use the special controller on the ship to control my every movement to get me out alive.

Fry: (deviously) Really...?

Leela involuntarily takes off her shirt

Leela: That's not funny!
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #170 on: 01-20-2008 15:05 »

Leela: Why is everything so bulgy? *Hit's boob and watches it juggle continuously*

Fry out of game

Fry: *While watching Leela's boobs jiggle* Thanks for putting Leela in that strange world Professor.
Farnsworth: Say wha? *Stares* Oh your welcome.
FryBender4

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« Reply #171 on: 01-20-2008 17:20 »

LEELA: you had to put me in this thing Fry

FRY: sorry but i like a little game!!

LEELA: (groans) ill get you Fry
Frisco17

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« Reply #172 on: 01-20-2008 23:08 »
« Last Edit on: 01-20-2008 23:08 »

   
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Originally posted by coldangel_1:
Yeah, I bet none of you smelly bastards saw THAT coming.      big grin

No, no I did not. Bravo sir!

Leela: "Finally! I've had to run this course over and over for six hours but now I only need 36 more exp and I get those new boots."

Professor: (OS) "Leela, for the last time. You can't grind Amazon.com!"

That has to be one of the nerdiest posts I've ever made.
coldangel

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« Reply #173 on: 01-20-2008 23:29 »

All good, except LayZ's. Everyone except him is an honorary Globetrotter.

Bender'sRevenge wins because his one turns me on.
Decapodian

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« Reply #174 on: 01-20-2008 23:40 »
« Last Edit on: 01-20-2008 23:40 »

Oh Damn! I was too late with my entry!

Leela: There! This'll show those critics who think I'm a one dimensional character!
Frisco17

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« Reply #175 on: 01-20-2008 23:50 »

I figured he would win. That would've been my choice.
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #176 on: 01-20-2008 23:51 »

 
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Originally posted by coldangel_1:
Bender'sRevenge wins because his one turns me on.

Yeah, I have that effect on guys...

coldangel

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« Reply #177 on: 01-20-2008 23:54 »

Leela: Let me ass you a question...
LayZ341

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« Reply #178 on: 01-21-2008 00:37 »

Salesman: Here you are, sir.
Fry: Why would I want that thing?
Salesman: Didn't you just say "I want your ass"?
Fry: I was talking to Leela, you ease-dropper.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #179 on: 01-21-2008 00:38 »

I better steal this joke before someone else does.

Leela: Fry, are you staring at my breasts?
Fry: No!  I swear, I was looking at your ass.
futz
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« Reply #180 on: 01-21-2008 08:16 »

Leela: Yes, the sherpa too. Now your place or mine?
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #181 on: 01-21-2008 08:47 »

I concede to DrThunder.
FryBender4

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« Reply #182 on: 01-21-2008 09:37 »

Leela: you rented a horse!!

Fry: yep i spent all my job money!!!

Leela: you only get $2 Per week

Fry: Oh UMMM

Guy:Pay up loser

Fry: ummm

Guy: Fuck you loser fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fry: (runs)

Guy: (chases after Fry) i'll chatch you fucker

Fry: if you were a girl i'd be happy but in this case well umm
soylentOrange

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« Reply #183 on: 01-21-2008 14:37 »

ok, so there's no way I'm going to beat Dr. Thunder's post. 
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #184 on: 01-21-2008 15:37 »
« Last Edit on: 01-21-2008 15:37 »

Okay, I know I had a hand in this new trend of picking the winner, but let's try to remember that sometimes, different things make different people laugh.  This is not lip service to back my point up, but I actually have futz slightly ahead of Dr. T at this point.  I'll pick later tonight so keep trying.  You just never know...
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #185 on: 01-21-2008 17:06 »

Fry:  A donkey?!  Why do we need a donkey for?

Leela:  We're in the desert, Fry!  We'll need to ride on him across the planet.

Fry:  Doesn't that sound kind of, primitive?  Can't we just use the Planet Express ship for....

The donkey kicks Fry and sends him flying out the store.

Fry: (screaming in pain)

Leela: (paying the clerk)  I could see that donkey is easily offended.  I'll take it.

Clerk: *sighs*  Served that idiot, right!  Primitive!  *grunts*
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #186 on: 01-21-2008 18:56 »
« Last Edit on: 01-21-2008 18:56 »

I'll try...

Guy: (looks at Leela) [whisper to Fry] So, is that your fine ass?
Fry: No, it's Leela's. And I only rent them.
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #187 on: 01-21-2008 21:08 »

Tough call on this one: Dr. T. or futz.  I'm going to have to flip a coin to be fair and...

...DrThunder88 with the upset!  You win the honor of posting the next grab.  futz, you get the consolation prize of $1,000,000!  Better luck next time, futz.

Frisco17

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« Reply #188 on: 01-21-2008 21:12 »
« Last Edit on: 01-22-2008 00:00 »

Leela: "I can't believe it. I send you in here to get a weapon so we can survive the yearly jackal migration and you buy a DONKEY! Look at all those guns behind the counter. Why couldn't you just get one of them?"

Fry: "I thought we could use it to outrun them."

Leela: "It's a damn donkey it couldn't outrun the professor!"

(Growling from offscreen)

Leela: "We can escape while they eat the clerk. Get on the ass and...." (Fry grins slyly) "Don't say it! Lets just go."


Damn picked the winner while I was typing.
FryBender4

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« Reply #189 on: 01-21-2008 22:10 »

i cant beat those ill just wait for then next picture
DrThunder88

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« Reply #190 on: 01-22-2008 01:36 »

coldangel

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« Reply #191 on: 01-22-2008 01:53 »

Leela: What's this?

Fry: It's a picture I drew of the two of us getting nasty together in bed! Pretty neat, huh?

Leela: ...

Fry: Is it giving you any ideas?

Leela: ...!!

Professor: I can't believe I'm related to such a charmless sack of crap... You'll never get her like that Fry, you moron - you have to beat her over the head with a club and drag her back to your cave, like we used to in the old days... oh my yes...

Leela: ...!!

Amy: Spluh, Fry. You forgot to draw Leela's cellulit- [SMACK]

Leela: Sorry, my elbow slipped.
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #192 on: 01-22-2008 02:04 »
« Last Edit on: 01-22-2008 02:04 »

Fry:  Turns out the mutant g-spot is right behind the ear.  I learned that last... Ooof!
bend_her

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« Reply #193 on: 01-22-2008 02:38 »

Fry: Now this is something I've been working on for some time in a back room: an inflatable Leela doll!

Professor: Uh... wha? What's it for?

Fry: Um, err... to distract pirates?

Professor: That looks like one of Cubert's playthings... oh my! (turns crimson)

Amy: Right on! So where can I join you Fry?
LayZ341

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« Reply #194 on: 01-22-2008 02:42 »

Amy: What does it say, Leela?
Leela: Well according to this all female Planet Express employees are entitled to free breast exams.
Fry: I'll do....
Leela: ...by a professional!
Fry: Awwww.
futz
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« Reply #195 on: 01-22-2008 10:50 »

Professor: Did she just stick her tongue out at me!?!

Fry: Yeah, wanna see her do it again?
soylentOrange

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« Reply #196 on: 01-22-2008 11:05 »
« Last Edit on: 01-22-2008 11:05 »

Sorry if this ends up appearing twice.  I think PEEL ate my last post.

Fry [to Farnsworth]: "Dare me to give her a wet willy?"

Amy [thinking]: This will end badly.
JBERGES

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« Reply #197 on: 01-22-2008 12:19 »

Leela: I don't care what Zoidberg's medical records say!  You can't insure me as a male!

Fry: I don't know, I might see an Adam's apple, I think we'll more pr- [boot to gut] -oof

Sine Wave

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« Reply #198 on: 01-22-2008 15:48 »
« Last Edit on: 01-22-2008 15:48 »

Leela: I'm not sure if I should go to this party I got invited to through this invitation I'm holding.

Amy: You got invited to a party? No way!

Fry: Hey Leela, do you want me to go with you? 'Cause back in the 20th century I had all the moves. *starts doing the Hustle*

Farnsworth: That's disgusting.

Amy: Yeah, Fry. Spleesh, everybody knows that polkas are what's in right now.
FryBender4

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« Reply #199 on: 01-22-2008 17:24 »

Leela: ohh Nice what is it??

Fry:i drew bender !!

Leela: it looks just like him

Bender: Nice drawing of an ass

Leela: Yep its him
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