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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Leela: You're in charge today just because you're the Professor's Uncle.
Fry: Works for me (burrrp!). What's you're beef?
Leela: I found out that that Dr. Zoidberg and Amy make way more than I do. I mean com'mon I'm a county certified starship captain, she's just an intern.
Fry: Well, the good doctor here keeps me supplied with happy pills.
Dr. Z.: Wahoo!
Leela: But Amy? I mean com'mon! I'm a county certified starship captain, she's just an intern.
Fry: Oh, well... Amy puts out.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Fry: ..And then I told those so called "stock holders" what else they could hold. They threatened to sell and I said "Go ahead, its a buyers market anyways!" I'm the boss I know what I'm doing. And if I don't, it doesn't matter cause I'm the BOSS.
Leela: *sighs*
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BenderīsRevenge
Bending Unit
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Leela: Fry, while your attempt to be more responsible is cute, it won't mean anything if we don't go deliver today's package. Fry: Ah, can't we just leave it for the night crew? Leela: There isn't a night crew... Amy: Unless you count Zoidberg. Fry: Yeah! Make Zoidberg do it! Zoidberg opens his mouth to object but is cutoff by Leela Leela: No, it's our jo... Actually, if Zoidberg did it, I could go deordorize my boots. Amy: And I could go get the facial and colonic irrigation I've been meaning to do. Fry: And I could go watch TV or something! Leela: Yeah, Zoidberg, stop being so lazy and get back to work! Leela, Fry, and Amy all leave giving Zoidberg dirty looks. Zoidberg: (hangs head) Aaoooh...
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SonicPanther
Professor
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Leela: Fry, you put on a tie and turned your room into an office. That doesn't make you a business owner. Fry: Well, I've seen it on TV before. All I have to do is say I own a company, and watch people complain. Then I'll be rich! Leela: Yes, but you can't do that if you don't have employees first.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Thanks for making a new thread Doc.
Futz's and Sine Wave's are both hilarious but I declare the winner to be.....Sine Wave because I could actually see that one happening.
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: Wait! What's that purple spot on the wall? Guy: What purple-- it's never been there before... Leela: Oh, that's me. Bender: Oh, now I see you. Your ugly jacket blended into these ugly walls. {to Guy} It brings the place character.
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LayZ341
Professor
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Guy: Sir, will your girlfriend be moving in too?
Leela: Come on Fry, lets go. You don't want to buy an apartment from a crazy man.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: I get the feeling you don't want to rent to us.
Guy: Um, er...
Leela: Oh, boy. Here we go again.
Guy: We prefer to rent to a more, ah... typical clientel. Three people just isn't a normal family unit. If you just had one or two more life forms in your group, or a donkey.
Fry: Maybe Dr. Zoid-...
Bender, Leela: No!
Guy: I'm sorry.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Agent: ...Then they stripped me of my gold jacket when I gave away the three secrets of real estate. Fry: You mean, "Location, location, location"? Agent: You don't have to rub it in.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: See, told ya!
Amy: You were right. We've been in here three whole days and no one's bugged us.
Fry & Amy: Hee, hee, snicker...
Hermes: (Through door.) Good morning Professor, Happy Monday.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: So, when Hermes comes in to get a can of stapler chow, we hit him with these water balloons. Amy: Yeah, he'll get the supplies...the supplies of his rife! Fry: Wait a minute, is that cool? Amy: Spluh, I'm Chinese. I'm allowed to do Chinese stereotypes. Fry: Hmm...maybe we should check with Chinese Jesse Jackson.
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SonicPanther
Professor
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I don't get it...Please don't hit me.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: Jeez Leela, I never saw Bender recoil from a beer before. What did you do?
Leela: He's just embrassed. He didn't know all bending units are equipped with a bottle opener. I guess I startled him when I used it.
Fry: Gosh, I don't see it. Is it on his head?
Leela: Other end.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Not gonna decide until I see a few more but Futz and Bender'sRevenge are neck and neck. Both freakin' hilarious.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: See? I came in and found Bender all shrinky and flaccid. What should we do? Leela: Don't worry, we'll give him some robot Viagra. He'll be be back in 40 minutes.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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The Z-List celebrity cast of Futurama tried to make a little extra money by agreeing to promote domestic beer on a SuperBowl commercial, but Bender developed an unexpected bout of stage fright...
Leela: When we get back from a long space mission, there's nothing better than a cool refreshing bottle of..."
Director: (off camera) Cut! Cut! The robot's hiding inside his own torso again...
Fry: Bender, come on... you've been on TV lots of times.
Bender: (muffled) But I haven't got my makeup on...!
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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The winner is Bender'sRevenge.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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I will have my revenge on Bender'sRevenge!
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