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hobbitboy

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« Reply #720 on: 05-15-2008 07:29 »

-256: Unlike bees humans don't make anything that tastes good, according to Fry.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #721 on: 05-15-2008 09:26 »

-257: Pizza paddles were used to discipline delivery boys.

-258: Pizza paddles were also used to move pizzas and crush rats.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #722 on: 05-15-2008 11:24 »

-259: Speaking of rats, Signoids make wine from them.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #723 on: 05-15-2008 13:49 »

-260: Fossilised Seymour is the least appetising calzone Bender has even seen.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #724 on: 05-15-2008 14:32 »

-261: Signoids talk like 1900's European immigrants.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #725 on: 05-15-2008 18:15 »

-262: (Sorry for getting off topic again) We need to choose a name soon. We're on the 19th page.

-263: Do people prefer "They're trying to learn things, those bastards" or "CLARIFICATION REQUEST: What have you learned from Futurama?"

-264: Signoids think humans legs go up on the chair
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #726 on: 05-15-2008 18:42 »

-265: Signoids will bend knees up free of charge.

-266: Maybe we should stop using the numbers whenever we talk about the next thread.

Both those titles are great SMH and who knows, maybe something better will come out by the time we reach page 20
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #727 on: 05-15-2008 18:44 »

Good idea dude.

-267: When the Professor installs a worm hole in the table, it will end up right above his head
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #728 on: 05-15-2008 18:55 »

-268: If Bender ever cooks for you, be sure to have a worm hole installed.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #729 on: 05-15-2008 19:17 »

Riffing...

-269: If Bender ever cooks for you, for the love of god, don't drink the punch he makes; it can eat it's way through floors...
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #730 on: 05-15-2008 20:59 »

-270: If you want a box hurled into the sun, you've got to do it yourself.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #731 on: 05-15-2008 21:37 »

-271: That's what Hermes' grandmother said back in her tarpaper shack
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #732 on: 05-15-2008 22:15 »

-272: Fry never changes the clothes he wears.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #733 on: 05-16-2008 07:02 »

-273: Except when he performs an opera.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #734 on: 05-16-2008 07:17 »

 
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Originally posted by Seymour_My_Hero:
-271: That's what Hermes' grandmother said back in her tarpaper shack
-274: Which was located in (the Jamacian city of) Montego Bay.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #735 on: 05-16-2008 07:37 »

-275: Fry once owned a chevy nova.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #736 on: 05-16-2008 07:53 »

-276: Seymour had wet dog smell, even when dry.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #737 on: 05-16-2008 14:34 »

-277: Seymour likes to eat pizza.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #738 on: 05-16-2008 14:47 »

-287: Seymour used to chase the no. 29 bus.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #739 on: 05-16-2008 15:42 »

-288: Seymour is the only dog who can hum "Walking On Sunshine".
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #740 on: 05-16-2008 15:51 »
« Last Edit on: 05-16-2008 15:51 »

-289: Seymour was once intimate with the leg of a saxophonist.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #741 on: 05-16-2008 16:56 »
« Last Edit on: 05-16-2008 16:56 »

-290: Mr. Pannucci is, how can I say this, not the cleanliest of restaurant owners.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #742 on: 05-16-2008 18:08 »

-291: The 1000th customer at Pannucci's won a medal
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #743 on: 05-16-2008 19:01 »

-292: Bender likes making pies with things...swarms of things.
Frisco17

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« Reply #744 on: 05-16-2008 22:15 »

-293: Faking suicide by jumping out a window is a good way to get out of something.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #745 on: 05-16-2008 22:39 »

-294: Santa's head was built with paradox absorbing crumple zones.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #746 on: 05-16-2008 23:28 »

-295: Santa is mistakenly programmed to find everyone as naughty...except for Zoidberg.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #747 on: 05-17-2008 06:06 »
« Last Edit on: 05-17-2008 06:06 »

-296: Seymour once impressed Fry by doing two three things at once.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #748 on: 05-17-2008 10:28 »

-297: There's only three real monsters. Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #749 on: 05-17-2008 11:16 »

-298: I call it a Hawking Hole.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #750 on: 05-17-2008 12:25 »
« Last Edit on: 05-17-2008 12:25 »

-299: Fry thinks Leela will never be happy without him

-300: Bender likes closure 
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #751 on: 05-17-2008 13:23 »

-301: Dr. Hawking thinks Pannucci's pizza is garbage.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #752 on: 05-17-2008 17:04 »

-302: Morris sheds his skin all over the couch.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #753 on: 05-17-2008 17:37 »

-303: The penalty for breaking curfew at Leela's parents home is no more tequila.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #754 on: 05-17-2008 18:09 »

-304: No more beer till you finish your tequila!
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #755 on: 05-17-2008 19:07 »

-305: Super King is the best of the 3 super heros.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #756 on: 05-17-2008 19:11 »

-306: There's a nice fishing lake in the sewers
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #757 on: 05-17-2008 20:37 »

-307: There's a toilet in the sewers, that leads to the sub-sewers.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #758 on: 05-17-2008 20:42 »

-308: To some, mutants are just an urban legend.

-309: Beware of El Chupanibre
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #759 on: 05-17-2008 21:09 »

-310: Don't break a guitar string in the sewer; it'll take decades for someone to flush one down to you.
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