1000 Things to Learn

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-256: Unlike bees humans don't make anything that tastes good, according to Fry.

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-257: Pizza paddles were used to discipline delivery boys.

-258: Pizza paddles were also used to move pizzas and crush rats.

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-259: Speaking of rats, Signoids make wine from them.

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-260: Fossilised Seymour is the least appetising calzone Bender has even seen.

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-261: Signoids talk like 1900's European immigrants.

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-262: (Sorry for getting off topic again) We need to choose a name soon. We're on the 19th page.

-263: Do people prefer "They're trying to learn things, those bastards" or "CLARIFICATION REQUEST: What have you learned from Futurama?"

-264: Signoids think humans legs go up on the chair

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-265: Signoids will bend knees up free of charge.

-266: Maybe we should stop using the numbers whenever we talk about the next thread.

Both those titles are great SMH and who knows, maybe something better will come out by the time we reach page 20

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Good idea dude.

-267: When the Professor installs a worm hole in the table, it will end up right above his head

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-268: If Bender ever cooks for you, be sure to have a worm hole installed.

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Riffing...

-269: If Bender ever cooks for you, for the love of god, don't drink the punch he makes; it can eat it's way through floors...

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-270: If you want a box hurled into the sun, you've got to do it yourself.

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-271: That's what Hermes' grandmother said back in her tarpaper shack

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-272: Fry never changes the clothes he wears.

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-273: Except when he performs an opera.

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Originally posted by Seymour_My_Hero:
-271: That's what Hermes' grandmother said back in her tarpaper shack

-274: Which was located in (the Jamacian city of) Montego Bay.

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-275: Fry once owned a chevy nova.

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-276: Seymour had wet dog smell, even when dry.

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-277: Seymour likes to eat pizza.

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-287: Seymour used to chase the no. 29 bus.

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-288: Seymour is the only dog who can hum "Walking On Sunshine".

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-289: Seymour was once intimate with the leg of a saxophonist.

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-290: Mr. Pannucci is, how can I say this, not the cleanliest of restaurant owners.

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-291: The 1000th customer at Pannucci's won a medal

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-292: Bender likes making pies with things...swarms of things.

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-293: Faking suicide by jumping out a window is a good way to get out of something.

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-294: Santa's head was built with paradox absorbing crumple zones.

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-295: Santa is mistakenly programmed to find everyone as naughty...except for Zoidberg.

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-296: Seymour once impressed Fry by doing two three things at once.

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-297: There's only three real monsters. Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

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-298: I call it a Hawking Hole.

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-299: Fry thinks Leela will never be happy without him

-300: Bender likes closure 

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-301: Dr. Hawking thinks Pannucci's pizza is garbage.

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-302: Morris sheds his skin all over the couch.

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-303: The penalty for breaking curfew at Leela's parents home is no more tequila.

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-304: No more beer till you finish your tequila!

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-305: Super King is the best of the 3 super heros.

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-306: There's a nice fishing lake in the sewers

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-307: There's a toilet in the sewers, that leads to the sub-sewers.

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-308: To some, mutants are just an urban legend.

-309: Beware of El Chupanibre

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-310: Don't break a guitar string in the sewer; it'll take decades for someone to flush one down to you.