1000 Things to Learn

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-144: Comets are the icebergs of the sky.

-145: By jack-knifing from one comet to another you might get some kind of gravity boost.

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-146: People yell at Zoidberg to put on pants.

-147: At funerals, according to Bender, everything should be louder and sadder!

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-148: Alien babes.

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-149 Bender likes Kenny Loggins

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-150: If you work for the central bureaucracy you can be posthumously demoted.

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-151 Solid gold death stars have "Acilles Vents"

-152 Torgo's Powder's deadly but unstable

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-153: You can buy the Milky Way on eBay.

-154: Professor thinks orphans are cooler than Dwight and Cubert.

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-155: Ebay in the future takes cashier's checks.

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-156: The being of inconceivable horror has an eBay account.

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-157: Galaxies are for sale on ebay in the future.

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-158: You don't want to be old and lonely like ZOIDBERG!!!!!!

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-159: Nerds like David X. Cohen can be found at eBay.com

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-160: A head's ultimate goal in the head museum is to be in the front row.

-161: Looking after Narwhals is good experience for working in the head museum.

-162: Bender catches cronitons with his mouth.

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-163: Bender can be a pepper grinder

-164: The essence of pure flavor is water

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-165: Collecting cronitons will cause the galaxy to tear & rupture.

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-166: A bomb in a case is just like a head in a jar

-167: Zoidberg is willing to do what the bomb wants.

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-168: Bender's self destruct code is 1A, 2B,3 BOOM!

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-169: James Doohan can't yodel.

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-170: Welshie was brought in to replace James Doohan when the Star Trek cast decided to do musical reunions in the 22nd century.

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-171: Even in the future the old Star Trek rule still applies: if you want to survive an away mission, don't wear a red sweater.

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-172: The Star Trek actors will give up a paradise (rums: regular & spiced, etc) to avoid only 1 annoying Star Trek fan.

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-173: George Forman envies the dead.

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-174: Rich Little's head still does Howard Cosell impressions in the future.

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-175: He's just a simple, country hyper chicken

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-176: who's under arrest for "that thar in-com-petence".

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-177: Ambergris: Noun; a grease-like product of the sperm whale's digestive tract that is used as a base in the finest perfumes. This has been ShepherdofShark, your guide to the world of facts.

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-178: The Planet Express medical plan only covers one type of shell replacement for Zoidberg; an all white shell with a bar code on it.

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-179: That one's like a summer guy!

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-180: Zapp Brannigan is so hard up that he'll settle for seeing a woman's elbow.

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-181: Zapp has seen Linda's breasts.

-182: Linda has seen whatever Morbo has on his chest.

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-183: If you don't want to die by snu snu, Zapp will think you're gay.

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-184: Zapp's quarters on the Nimbus are also known as the Lovenasium.

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-185: Rubbing Cheetah blood on the Planet Express ship engine won't make it go faster.

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-186: 9, 10, a big fat hen.

-187: His name was Bender.

-188: Bender wants to drift through the American southwest

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-189: Unlike other indian civilizations, Martians DO have a sense of possession.

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-190: You can tell a NNY tourist by how they exit the tubes.

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-191: When logging onto the internet, you can actually walk down it's streets.

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-192: Bayside Beans, they're the beaniest!

-193: Bender has always wanted to be a folk singer.

-194: Fire indeed hot!

-195: Every animal, robot, and some trees show the delta brainwave.

-196: Tonight they are slaves to nobody, except the rhythm.

-197: If you spray paint a building to say "Bender Lives Large and Kicks Ass", and then destroy it, it will say, "Bender Licks Ass"

-198: Santa Clause is friends with Jesus.

-199: Glagnar's Human Rinds are a muncha buncha cruncha human fun.

-200: Soylent cola varies from person to person.

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-201: Dr. Farnsworth likes Soylent cola.

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-202: In the thrity-first century the internet is still primarily about porn.