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tyraniak

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« Reply #480 on: 04-05-2008 00:51 »

74: Leela's dad still wants here to go out with Fly mutant
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #481 on: 04-05-2008 00:52 »

73: Leela's not allowed to drink beer...until she finishes her tequila.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #482 on: 04-05-2008 07:26 »

72: Melllvar has 3 L's
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #483 on: 04-05-2008 14:36 »

71: Tweenis 12 is a parody of a tween!

Wow..didn't figure that out.  roll eyes
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #484 on: 04-05-2008 14:38 »

70: Number Nine Guy likes to hide in places where nobody looks so people have to look that extra bit harder to find him or notice him.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #485 on: 04-05-2008 17:10 »

 
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Originally posted by Seymour_My_Hero:
72: Melllvar has 3 L's
71: Don't ever tell that to George Takei.  After years of Star Trek conventions, he knows how to spell Melllvar.

Frisco17

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« Reply #486 on: 04-05-2008 21:10 »

70: Piranhas can be "persuaded" to walk on land.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #487 on: 04-06-2008 04:32 »

69: If you have to create an invention for the inventors conference, a Death Clock just ain't gonna cut it.
Decapodian

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« Reply #488 on: 04-06-2008 06:28 »

68: The Death Clock did not put all those youngsters in their place.

67: Claw'pla is a recent tradition.

66: Bender belives you speak Spanish by adding the letter 'o' to the ends of English words. (eg Fathero)
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #489 on: 04-06-2008 12:17 »

65: If you turn Bender into a super fat human, you can hear "WOO!" when air escapes from to folds of his skin.

64: Bender has the magic ability to light cigars under water

63: Now that you've watched it, YOU CANT UNWATCH IT!
tyraniak

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« Reply #490 on: 04-06-2008 13:02 »

62. Fry needs to end his stories one sentence ahead
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #491 on: 04-06-2008 13:09 »

61: Leela learned her butt kicking Kung Fu at the orphanarium, from Master Fnug.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #492 on: 04-06-2008 13:29 »

60: Its true what they say. Men are from Omicron Persei Nine. Women are from Omicron Persei 7.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #493 on: 04-06-2008 13:35 »

59: The big brain am winning again!
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #494 on: 04-06-2008 13:58 »

58: A 289 is a failure to scoop.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #495 on: 04-06-2008 14:36 »

57: There is no Mrs. Queequeg
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #496 on: 04-06-2008 14:51 »

56: Leonard Nimoy doesn't do that anymore.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #497 on: 04-06-2008 15:07 »

55: Its a street corner telephone parlor!
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #498 on: 04-06-2008 15:32 »

54: Telephone booths are the same as bathrooms.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #499 on: 04-06-2008 16:08 »

53: William Shatner would hug Leonard Nimoy if he had a body and wasn't a man.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #500 on: 04-06-2008 17:27 »

52: Zylex was made to disgruntle the viewer
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #501 on: 04-06-2008 18:54 »

51: Bender is one skeleton short of a Mouseketeer reunion.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #502 on: 04-06-2008 19:17 »

50: Uncle Phil went on a fishy boat to the North Pole
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #503 on: 04-06-2008 20:05 »

49: Bender was just there.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #504 on: 04-06-2008 20:38 »

48: Phillip Fry Jr. thinks Bender is made of Tinker Toys
Frisco17

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« Reply #505 on: 04-06-2008 21:02 »
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47: Subways are a mobile apartment with no rent.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #506 on: 04-06-2008 23:45 »
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46. Fry thinks he should have been the 1st man on Mars.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #507 on: 04-07-2008 06:50 »

45: The plant only gets sick when Bender cooks.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #508 on: 04-07-2008 07:37 »
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44: All Zoidberg has is a gland that emits foul odors when he's bored.

43: Bender could use a dooms day device more than the scammers.

42: Nibblers spaceship has a little tube for his extra eye.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #509 on: 04-07-2008 12:46 »

41: Soylent Cola varies from person to person

40: Thompsons Teeth are the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth

39: EVERYTHING in the future is recycled
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #510 on: 04-07-2008 15:57 »

38: Dolomite wont cop out when there's heat all about.

37: Pazuzu gained his freedom by saving the Professor.

36: Glagnar's Human Rinds are a buncha muncha cruncha human.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #511 on: 04-07-2008 16:05 »

35: Morbo cant understand his teleprompter

34: The governor lady said "Im sending in more trains!"
PhilipJ.FryFan

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« Reply #512 on: 04-07-2008 16:09 »

33: Nobody Doesn't like molton Boron
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #513 on: 04-07-2008 16:15 »
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32: You don't want to go to Cannibalon.

31: Don't lend your pants to anyone from the planet of the Moochers.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #514 on: 04-07-2008 16:21 »

30: If you're in the midst of an experiment gone terribly wrong, asking for help from Jesus, Zeus, Buddha or Satan won't work.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #515 on: 04-07-2008 16:29 »

29: Mini Fruit Salad Trees make great house warming gifts

28: Bender does crazy things when he's sober

27: If Santa wasn't frozen in the ground he'd harpoon you in the eye

26: The toy soldiers elves make are made from inferior wood
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #516 on: 04-07-2008 16:31 »

25: You can't sue Fishy Joes for sticking a poppler up your nose and something stupid happening.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #517 on: 04-07-2008 16:55 »

24: In 20 years, Kif and Amy will have to care for their children.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #518 on: 04-07-2008 17:38 »

23: Amy will be ready then.
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #519 on: 04-07-2008 17:47 »

22: The Robot Devil minds if you smoke

21:  Amy loves party boarding

20: Every time someone that has the last name "waterfall" appears on the show, they get killed.
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