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seattlejohn01

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« Reply #320 on: 02-22-2008 22:26 »

260: The only way to knock a huge ball of rotting garbage out of a collision path with Earth is with another huge ball of rotting garbage.
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #321 on: 02-23-2008 01:04 »

259: a hat full of milk can turn into yogurt if not properly attended
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #322 on: 02-23-2008 02:14 »

258: Bender has a "patriotism cicuit" that can be activated in times of emergency.
tyraniak

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« Reply #323 on: 02-23-2008 17:34 »

257: Kill-bots have a pre-set kill level
HYPNoBRECKY

Bending Unit
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« Reply #324 on: 02-23-2008 18:32 »
« Last Edit on: 02-23-2008 18:32 »

256:  Old people are still just real old in the future; no matter if they are eighty or one hundred and sixty years young (you may be able to "live forever" in the future, but it doesn't give one a vibrant existence- just old, old, old and decrepit!!!).

255:  No matter how old an old person is in the future, they still like wearing their pajamas all day and wharever they go!!
Frisco17

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« Reply #325 on: 02-23-2008 21:17 »

254: You have to be over 54 to rent ulta-porn.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #326 on: 02-23-2008 22:04 »

253: Only non-robots can resist a blast of searing hot resin.
Decapodian

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« Reply #327 on: 02-24-2008 01:34 »

252: No Leela, brains make people smart.
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #328 on: 02-24-2008 02:52 »

251. If you come across two Omicronians making out, you want to retreat to a safe, 500 meter radius.

250. A cigar-shop owner seduced Bender's sister, reducing her chances of making a suitable marriage.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #329 on: 02-24-2008 03:04 »

249: At the time of the big bang, Nibblonians had been in existence for at least 16 years.
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #330 on: 02-24-2008 12:43 »

248: Across the street is a long way to go for making out
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #331 on: 02-24-2008 15:34 »

247: The sole pupose of achieving anything is to impress the opposite sex.
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #332 on: 02-24-2008 20:07 »

246: And in some instances, the same sex (oh come on, you set me up for that)
Frisco17

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« Reply #333 on: 02-24-2008 20:51 »

245: The Golden Globe is the Emmy of movie awards.

244: Calculon respects Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #334 on: 02-24-2008 21:08 »
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Originally posted by tyraniak: (oh come on, you set me up for that)
Good one, Tyraniak; I was hoping someone would step up on that one.

243: In a pinch, Bender can double as a hot water heater.

tyraniak

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« Reply #335 on: 02-24-2008 22:44 »

242: Sylvester Stallone may or may not have died in a pit of tar

241: The existence of both Tar Dolphins and Tar Sharks is still in question
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #336 on: 02-25-2008 00:47 »

240: When Fry wants to do fun stuff that'll kill him, Leela's against it.

239: How many planets can there be?
HYPNoBRECKY

Bending Unit
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« Reply #337 on: 02-25-2008 13:19 »
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238:  Remember, Kif says," No glove- no love."
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #338 on: 02-25-2008 13:50 »

237: Amy's father sees the Planet Express crew as "one eye, lobster mooch and talking trashcan".
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #339 on: 02-25-2008 14:06 »

236: On both Mars and Earth the best hemisphere is the Western hemisphere
HYPNoBRECKY

Bending Unit
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« Reply #340 on: 02-25-2008 15:20 »

235:  Remember, sparks keep Bending Unit Robots warm in the 30th century.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #341 on: 02-25-2008 15:21 »
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234: Never tell a 140 year old to "move forward, step into the light".
Frisco17

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« Reply #342 on: 02-25-2008 20:55 »

 
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Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
234: Never tell a 140 year old to "move forward, step into the light".

233: The Professor is 160.

232: Sharks don't look back, because the don't have necks.

231: Necks are for sheep.

tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #343 on: 02-26-2008 00:36 »

230: The term family can also be used for a company or a lesbian coven
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #344 on: 02-26-2008 03:15 »

229: The reason Bender is still single is because all the fine robot sisters are dating humans.
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #345 on: 02-26-2008 13:43 »

228: Pitchomatic 5000 was just a modified howitzer
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #346 on: 02-26-2008 14:18 »

227: A sentence of "Death by Snu-Snu" results in death by crushed pelvis.
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #347 on: 03-06-2008 12:57 »

226: A steak-house can fly like a bistro
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #348 on: 03-06-2008 13:08 »

225: Leela is way too picky; she wouldn't consider dating a pure energy being.
Frisco17

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« Reply #349 on: 03-06-2008 19:44 »

224: Said energy being comes from a dimension big on musical theatre.
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #350 on: 03-07-2008 00:35 »

223: Although Humans can survive powerful magnets, they're still defenseless against a stick to the back
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #351 on: 03-07-2008 05:00 »

222: Bender is responsible for the "worst coma acting" ever.
HYPNoBRECKY

Bending Unit
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« Reply #352 on: 03-07-2008 13:17 »
« Last Edit on: 03-07-2008 13:17 »

   
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Originally posted by seattlejohn01:
227: A sentence of "Death by Snu-Snu" results in death by crushed pelvis.

221:  Evidently, Death By Snu- snu, is a highly cherished "way to go" for human men in the 30th century(with a side order of trepidity)!! eek  eek  eek  eek

PhilipJ.FryFan

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« Reply #353 on: 03-07-2008 13:27 »

221: "I Will Always Love You" By Whitney Houston, is the most beautiful love song ever written.

220: A cooler can be used as a handy wang coffin
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #354 on: 03-07-2008 14:34 »

219: To hell with your spoiled baby, I need those shoes

218: Talking Hump Syndrome (THS) affects many senior citizens
HYPNoBRECKY

Bending Unit
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« Reply #355 on: 03-07-2008 15:31 »
« Last Edit on: 03-07-2008 15:31 »

 
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Originally posted by Frisco17:
224: Said energy being comes from a dimension big on musical theatre.

217:  Bender's robotic gaydar comes in handy for Leela and Amy's dates... Said entity is gay and not looking to really grow a relationship with female human entities- just one night stands.

seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #356 on: 03-07-2008 16:00 »

216: Bender can do no arm pushups.
Frisco17

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« Reply #357 on: 03-07-2008 22:14 »

215: Bender is a worse actor than the extras in Godzilla movies.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #358 on: 03-07-2008 22:18 »

214: Bender's acting is so bad that it may have given Calculon cancer.
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #359 on: 03-07-2008 23:13 »

213: There is quite possibly no one on All My Circuits who does not have amnesia.
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