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seattlejohn01

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« Reply #280 on: 02-11-2008 23:01 »

321: Bender can be silenced by pressing "mute" on the TV remote.

200 to go until I hit Professor!
tyraniak

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« Reply #281 on: 02-12-2008 01:01 »

320: It's an honor to have a president gag on your gas bladder
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #282 on: 02-12-2008 19:50 »

319: Bender has a doomsday device permanently implanted in his body cavity; the codeword to set it off is...BOOM!
Frisco17

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« Reply #283 on: 02-12-2008 21:21 »

318: The is such a thing as a crack mansion.
tyraniak

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« Reply #284 on: 02-13-2008 00:51 »

317: That don't sound like no golden Marmoset I ever hoid
316: KITT's windshield wipers were evil, even though it never came up on the show
i_need_help

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« Reply #285 on: 02-13-2008 01:48 »

315: If robots don't drink they become blind stinking sober.

314: Robots antennas can interrupt satellite tv reception.

313: Cutting Leela's head off won't solve anything.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #286 on: 02-13-2008 02:16 »

312: Professor Farnsworth was once killed by man eating anteaters.

311: Even Decapodians think their planet is crappy.

310: Fry's grandfather wondered if he was dating women only because people expected him to...
tyraniak

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« Reply #287 on: 02-13-2008 13:23 »

309: The best part about handling raw chicken is that it's finger lickin good

308: Leela really doesn't cook enough roast

307: Sarge like's to eat off a toilet
Frisco17

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« Reply #288 on: 02-13-2008 20:30 »

306: 1947 can bite Bender's shiny metal ass.

305: Bender enjoys having his head buried.

km73

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« Reply #289 on: 02-13-2008 21:18 »

304: Single female lawyers like bein' self-reliant.

303: You can get Neptunian slug in a can, but to really do things right you gotta strangle yourself a fresh one.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #290 on: 02-13-2008 22:13 »

302: No one wants to visit Hattie's apartment, because it smells of polygrip & cat pee.
tyraniak

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« Reply #291 on: 02-14-2008 01:13 »

301: Purple slug cause nightmarish diarrhea

300: Julia Roberts was apparently buried alive
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #292 on: 02-14-2008 01:45 »

299: Scruffy has more stock in Planet Express than any other employee because "Scruffy believes in this company"
Frisco17

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« Reply #293 on: 02-14-2008 20:45 »

298: Christina Agiulara shouldn't sing in spanish.

297: Qween Victoria used to made a cigar out of the US Constitution during her "wild years".
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #294 on: 02-15-2008 12:23 »

296: Zoidberg is coming to kiss Bender's ass
Frisco17

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« Reply #295 on: 02-15-2008 22:38 »

295: Nixon loved Bender's body as much as he loved Checkers.
FryBender4

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« Reply #296 on: 02-16-2008 10:00 »

294: Don't be a hobo like Zoidberg
tyraniak

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« Reply #297 on: 02-16-2008 17:02 »

293: rembrandt was blind and had wooden hands

292: Grandmothers are subjucated, yet honored
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #298 on: 02-16-2008 19:29 »

291: Bender's "Gay-dar" does work, or the person in question comes from a planet that likes musical theatre.
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #299 on: 02-16-2008 22:02 »

290(wow): We can kill ourselves when we get home!
limegreenaffair

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« Reply #300 on: 02-17-2008 02:55 »
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289: It's all there in the macaroni.
288: A drip and a cricket chirp are interchangeable if you're in a locker room.
Frisco17

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« Reply #301 on: 02-17-2008 18:26 »

287: There is such a thing as a gay weather balloon.
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #302 on: 02-17-2008 20:27 »

286: There are parts of the Bible he likes and parts he doesn't like.
Frisco17

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« Reply #303 on: 02-18-2008 21:53 »
« Last Edit on: 02-18-2008 21:53 »

285: Hermes doesn't put to much effort into naming his protest groups.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #304 on: 02-18-2008 22:20 »

284: Non humans (like the Being of Inconceivable Horror) can win e-bay auctions.

283: E-bay auctions in the future can still be paid for with Money Orders.
tyraniak

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« Reply #305 on: 02-19-2008 13:09 »

282: E-bay is a popular name in the future
Frisco17

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« Reply #306 on: 02-19-2008 20:07 »
« Last Edit on: 02-20-2008 00:00 »

281: Fry doesn't like his coffee to shake.
Xanfor

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« Reply #307 on: 02-19-2008 21:46 »

280: We need to defend our planet against pollution.

279: As well as dark wizards.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #308 on: 02-20-2008 01:31 »

278: Bender is one skeleton away from a Mouseketeer reunion.
bend_her

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« Reply #309 on: 02-20-2008 03:47 »

277. Cutting ribbons with giant orbital lasers is never a good idea

276. Apparently, knowledge of antihelminths has been lost in the future, and the only way to dislodge worms besides Jerked Prunes is to go into the patient's body with miniaturized robots and do battle with the worms until one can stimulate the pelvic splanchnic ganglion.

275. Leela's love for animals doesn't seem to extend to buggalo.

274. In an emergency loss of silverware, xistera serve just as well.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #310 on: 02-20-2008 04:00 »

273: Bender doesn't like the word "Blackmail"; he prefers "Extortion", because the "X" makes it sound cool.
Tornadoboy

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« Reply #311 on: 02-20-2008 15:47 »

272: When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #312 on: 02-20-2008 16:18 »

271:  Bender is a better chef than Elzar because his ingredient is water! 

270:  Amy prefers party boards to ironing boards! 
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #313 on: 02-20-2008 16:56 »

269: Helmut Schparkel said Bender's food was acceptable...right before his stomach exploded.
Frisco17

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« Reply #314 on: 02-20-2008 21:01 »

268: Helmut Spargel was named after asparagus.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #315 on: 02-21-2008 02:34 »

267: If you date a robot, it could cause the end of earth...DON'T DATE ROBOTS!
Frisco17

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« Reply #316 on: 02-21-2008 21:55 »

266: Aparently the 2950s were exactly like the 1950s.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #317 on: 02-22-2008 03:09 »

265: Signoids like to make pizza with lots of things...that is, SWARMS of things.
limegreenaffair

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« Reply #318 on: 02-22-2008 04:11 »

Sweet Zombie Jesus. It's getting really hard to come up with some new ones :/
Well, here's a shot.

264: A narweek is about six days.
263: Torgo's executive powder, apply directly to the buttocks.
262: Your maturity can be determined by the presence or absence of The Hulk.
Frisco17

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« Reply #319 on: 02-22-2008 20:43 »

261: Pac-man is a four star general.
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