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Decapodian

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« Reply #240 on: 02-01-2008 06:23 »

398: The speed of light is not constant.

397: The Metal Lord is my Metal Shepherd.

396: Beer breweries will always attract organised crime, even if the brewery is floating in deep space.

395: Robots can cry

394: There is only one good way of taking to the streets and it involves looting and arson.
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #241 on: 02-01-2008 20:06 »
« Last Edit on: 02-01-2008 20:06 »

393: Salt wounds the HGBs!
392: Malakai Jr. couldn't hold on for much longer- he was too tired from hugging.
391: There's an atomic stockpile on Bender's ass.
Frisco17

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« Reply #242 on: 02-01-2008 22:54 »

390: A radio telescope isn't similar to a giant karaoke machine.

389: The last human ghost died in the 2700s.
kaotik4266

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« Reply #243 on: 02-02-2008 23:46 »

388: But robot ghosts are still around

387 (re bobbot's #421): It can also do a star.

386: There's nothing between LaBarbara and Barbados Slim. They just happen to run into eachother every night.

385: Paradox-free time-trave is possible!

384: A time-paradox duplicate is always doomed
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #244 on: 02-02-2008 23:53 »

383: Yancy, stealing is wrong.

382: According to a certian bending unit, stealing is a cool, cool crime.

381: Futurama sends us mixed messages.
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #245 on: 02-03-2008 01:22 »

380: Y2k can contamunate a bologna sandwich
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #246 on: 02-03-2008 03:42 »

379. Destruct sequence 1A, 2B, 3C causes Bender's head to explode. Great, now everybody knows!

378. George Takei has done enough conventions to know how to spell Melllvar.

Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #247 on: 02-03-2008 04:50 »

377: You can graft the engines of one ship onto a totally different ship and it will work.
Frisco17

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« Reply #248 on: 02-03-2008 22:43 »

376: Futurama does not condone the cool crime of robery.

375: The professor has "ape bones" in his basement.
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #249 on: 02-04-2008 17:27 »

374: Calculators will turn into scud missles!
Frisco17

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« Reply #250 on: 02-04-2008 20:29 »

373: Aparently there were commies in the American Revolution.

372: Al Gore is good with a baseball bat.
tyraniak

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« Reply #251 on: 02-05-2008 01:19 »
« Last Edit on: 02-05-2008 01:19 »

371: Fry got his first name from a screwdriver
370: The Horse god may not exist
369: Jockeys like to do it in a suitcase
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #252 on: 02-05-2008 19:26 »

368: Fry can do the septuple head spin.
i_need_help

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #253 on: 02-05-2008 20:37 »

367: When supernovas and chevy nova's explode they light up the night sky.

366: Suits that change shape are expensive to rent.

365: Comets are the icebergs of the sky.

364: Robots can get ass whiplash.

363: In the future there are tar dolphins and tar sharks.

362: Sexlexia is a a very serious learning disability.
Frisco17

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« Reply #254 on: 02-05-2008 20:46 »

361: One eyed people are usually lazy carpenters or kids with BB guns.

360: Fry's face can take alot of punishment.
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #255 on: 02-06-2008 17:16 »

359: Fry needs to learn how to cool his jets.

358: Leela needs to be nice.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #256 on: 02-06-2008 20:46 »

357: Cycloptic mutants suffer from lack of depth perception.
Frisco17

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« Reply #257 on: 02-06-2008 20:56 »

356: Farnsworth doesn't know how to teach, he's a professor.

355: Bender's hard drive contains fifty terabytes of porn.
i_need_help

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« Reply #258 on: 02-06-2008 21:21 »

354. You can have caffeinated bacon, baconated grapefruit and Admiral Crunch for breakfast.

353: Big Pink the the gum with the breath-freshening power of ham, but it's mostly bones.

352: Bachelor chow now has flavor.


tyraniak

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« Reply #259 on: 02-08-2008 00:41 »

351: We've all seen too many body bags and ballsacks
Frisco17

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« Reply #260 on: 02-08-2008 22:49 »
« Last Edit on: 02-08-2008 22:49 »

350: This is not a productive area of discussion.

349: One in twelve people don't pass 20th century history.
tyraniak

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« Reply #261 on: 02-09-2008 01:43 »

348: That's whatever it is you were talking about for you
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #262 on: 02-09-2008 03:26 »

347: Do NOT join Robotology, because if you don't follow every rule, you WILL end up in robot hell.
Frisco17

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« Reply #263 on: 02-09-2008 22:03 »

346: Never trust people who don't wear pants.

kaotik4266

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #264 on: 02-09-2008 22:32 »

345: That hundred dollars could have bought Al Gore ONE GALLON OF GAS!
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #265 on: 02-09-2008 22:41 »

344: Choosing between one parrot or 500 lizards is just as hard as choosing between 1 $300 hookerbot or 300 $1 hookerbots
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #266 on: 02-09-2008 23:22 »

343: By jackknifing from one comet to the next, you might just get some kind of gravity boost... or something.
Frisco17

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« Reply #267 on: 02-09-2008 23:26 »

342: The electric snail is a stupid animal.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #268 on: 02-10-2008 04:56 »

341: Shells can have barcodes.
chay´s head

Space Pope
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« Reply #269 on: 02-10-2008 08:53 »

340: Moon pie fight in mars bar.
HYPNoBRECKY

Bending Unit
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« Reply #270 on: 02-10-2008 09:24 »
« Last Edit on: 02-10-2008 09:24 »

339:  Don't bend over in front of Bender with money in your back pocket.  eek
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #271 on: 02-10-2008 12:44 »

338. Hermes would like to toss Nibbler in a sack, toss the sack into a river and hurl the river into space

337. You can equalize the pressure in a submerged vessel by flushing the toilet

336. Arrr! The laws of science be a harsh mistress!

335. You can reconfigure a ship's propulsion system with papier mache

334. We all miss our loved ones and gases

333. Bender stole his lucky shades from some lucky guy while his seeing-eye dog was taking a whizz
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #272 on: 02-10-2008 13:00 »

332:  Electricity is a very serious addiction. 

331:  Whalers on the moon carry a harpoon! 
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #273 on: 02-10-2008 15:17 »

330: Judge Whitey likes Spas, Turkey dogs, and Ham with mayonaise
329: The robot mafia is surprisingly small in numbers and they always travel together as the entire robot mafia
Frisco17

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« Reply #274 on: 02-10-2008 21:24 »

328: The Tooth Fairy is head of the FBI.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #275 on: 02-10-2008 21:51 »

327: clamps in the Robot Mafia likes using...The Clamps!
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #276 on: 02-10-2008 22:08 »

326: robots can give blood, just not their own.
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #277 on: 02-11-2008 00:31 »

325: Bender owns John Laroquette's spine
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #278 on: 02-11-2008 17:03 »

324: Drinking 100 cups of coffee can magically make you slow time down to a crawl...
Frisco17

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« Reply #279 on: 02-11-2008 21:58 »

323: Hermes doesn't like Horse Pepsi.

322: Yoda is jewish.
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