1000 Things to Learn

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^ I think this guys has a fixation.

467: In the British countryside many prostitutes decorate their rooms with festive gourds.

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466: The PE crew didn't mind Bender's drinking, kleptomania or pornography ring, but the electricity abuse crossed the line.

465: The Beta Romeo features an awful lot of eagle, but the luxury edition has even more.

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464: You should not ask about the secret ingredient.

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463: If Fry died, there wouldn't be anybody to make Bender waffles just the way he likes them.

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462: The Professor was right about his previous crew not being as good as the one before it (see envelope titled "Contents of Space Wasp's Stomach" ).

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461: The current crew is marginally better then the old crew.

460: And the crew before that.

459: Planet Express ships used to be gray.

458: Neptune is populated by possibly gay elves

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457: Thompsons still exist in the future although they have been converted to laser guns.

456: Kyoto is an anagram of Tokyo.

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455: Mars University will never beat Jupiter State, not with Amy's bent javelin.

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454: If Bender offers to cook for you, remember that his food kills plants, melts through floors and makes people's stomachs explode.

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456: Never give out your e-mail adress

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455: Fry knows how to make ice cream soup.

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454: Fry once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.

453: Video games can actually make your eyeballs bleed.

452: Pigmy Rhinos don't really need your pin number to survive.

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451: Honeycomb big, Yeah Yeah Yeah.
450: Some say I'm robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave

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449: It's not small? No no no.

448: Bees explode

447: There are lightning storms on Neptune

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446: Porno dealing monsters don't care what you think about them

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445: Don't download celebrities off the internet; it hurts that celebrity head held captive.

444: Professor Farnsworth is responsible for Earth's pollution problem.

443: Dark matter tankers in the future leak because they only have 6000 hulls; if only they'd installed 6001...

442: Beware of Martian dust storms; there's usually Martians riding Buggalos inside them.

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441: if you go to a planet with a lot more gravity don't put your tounge out to catch raindrops

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440: Zapp's girtle can't handle high gravity.

439: However Leela's bra can.

438: The Professor invented C-3PO.

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437: 6502 procesors are still arround.

436: Robot units can wisthand thousands of years on standby no problem at all

435: TMA-2 is out of order

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434: Bongs are used for speeding and slowing the passage of time.

433: Pi Oil Brand saves lives.

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432: The Great Rad Spot is mega-sweet for party-boarding.

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431: The Professor was still in diapers at age eight.

430: Aparently putting Hitler's brain in the body of a shark is considered "wrong".

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429: Kittens give Morbo gas.

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428: Don't ask Morbo to flash you; god knows what his shirt is hiding.

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427: Morbo's wife isn't a good cook.

426: The can opener killed Bender's father.

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425: Wernstrom!
424: Zapp wants to see anything. Come on, even an armpit!

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423: At some point, Ed Koch became a saint

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422: Somehow, everyone didn't die on Jesus' second coming.

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421.  Don't get excited kids, this thing has heart shaped nostrils.

420.  420 is not just a universe.

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419: HGB does commercials.

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418: whether they're waves or particles, photons are sweet and they go down smooth.

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417: Dumping newspapers in craters isn't nice.
416: Nor is getting your head stuck in one.

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415: If you drink gravitons when young, you too can possibly grow a cannon in your chest.

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414: Sexy outfits cannot mess up the space time continuum.

413: Wade Boggs goes down smooth.

412: Strip club walls never collapse more than once in the same day.

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411. Milwaukee is the most romantic city on Earth.

410. It's also the birthplace of Beer Goggles.

409. The right way to proposition a woman is say your two favourite things are commitment and changing yourself.

408. Robot Arms apartments have a "window bell" in addition to a door bell.

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407: 101010111!!

406: The Doomsady Device is the Professor's most prized possession.

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405: Pretending to be girl scouts can get you past almost any guard.

404: So can cheap robot costumes and hooded robes.

403: A comet without ice is like a space version of a Motel 6.

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402: you can't have charaters just annonce how they feel, it upsets dan castlaneta.

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401: In the future, starving people get a sudden craving to eat their own shoes.

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400: Shoe eating can also be a great way to pass time while locked in the laundry room.

399: Globetrotter algebra is all razmatazz, except during the final minutes.