Futurama   Planet Express Employee Lounge
The Futurama Message Board

Design and Support by Can't get enough Futurama
Help Search Futurama chat Login Register

PEEL - The Futurama Message Board    General Disscussion    1000 Things to Learn « previous next »
 Topic locked! 
Author Topic: 1000 Things to Learn  (Read 10438 times)
Pages: 1 ... 3 4 5 [6] 7 8 9 ... 20 Print
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #200 on: 01-16-2008 21:56 »

^ I think this guys has a fixation.

467: In the British countryside many prostitutes decorate their rooms with festive gourds.
km73

Space Pope
****
« Reply #201 on: 01-22-2008 22:18 »

466: The PE crew didn't mind Bender's drinking, kleptomania or pornography ring, but the electricity abuse crossed the line.

465: The Beta Romeo features an awful lot of eagle, but the luxury edition has even more.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #202 on: 01-22-2008 22:29 »

464: You should not ask about the secret ingredient.
Robo D Rulz!!

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #203 on: 01-23-2008 01:03 »

463: If Fry died, there wouldn't be anybody to make Bender waffles just the way he likes them.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #204 on: 01-23-2008 01:28 »

462: The Professor was right about his previous crew not being as good as the one before it (see envelope titled "Contents of Space Wasp's Stomach" ).
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #205 on: 01-23-2008 05:29 »
« Last Edit on: 01-23-2008 05:29 »

461: The current crew is marginally better then the old crew.

460: And the crew before that.

459: Planet Express ships used to be gray.

458: Neptune is populated by possibly gay elves
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #206 on: 01-23-2008 21:15 »

457: Thompsons still exist in the future although they have been converted to laser guns.

456: Kyoto is an anagram of Tokyo.
km73

Space Pope
****
« Reply #207 on: 01-23-2008 22:32 »

455: Mars University will never beat Jupiter State, not with Amy's bent javelin.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #208 on: 01-24-2008 04:13 »

454: If Bender offers to cook for you, remember that his food kills plants, melts through floors and makes people's stomachs explode.
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #209 on: 01-24-2008 17:27 »

456: Never give out your e-mail adress
PhilipJ.FryFan

Delivery Boy
**
« Reply #210 on: 01-24-2008 19:00 »

455: Fry knows how to make ice cream soup.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #211 on: 01-24-2008 21:32 »

454: Fry once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.

453: Video games can actually make your eyeballs bleed.

452: Pigmy Rhinos don't really need your pin number to survive.
PhilipJ.FryFan

Delivery Boy
**
« Reply #212 on: 01-25-2008 20:33 »

451: Honeycomb big, Yeah Yeah Yeah.
450: Some say I'm robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #213 on: 01-25-2008 23:42 »

449: It's not small? No no no.

448: Bees explode

447: There are lightning storms on Neptune
tyraniak

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #214 on: 01-26-2008 00:50 »

446: Porno dealing monsters don't care what you think about them
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #215 on: 01-26-2008 00:51 »
« Last Edit on: 01-28-2008 00:00 »

445: Don't download celebrities off the internet; it hurts that celebrity head held captive.

444: Professor Farnsworth is responsible for Earth's pollution problem.

443: Dark matter tankers in the future leak because they only have 6000 hulls; if only they'd installed 6001...

442: Beware of Martian dust storms; there's usually Martians riding Buggalos inside them.
FryBender4

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #216 on: 01-26-2008 14:48 »

441: if you go to a planet with a lot more gravity don't put your tounge out to catch raindrops
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #217 on: 01-26-2008 20:39 »

440: Zapp's girtle can't handle high gravity.

439: However Leela's bra can.

438: The Professor invented C-3PO.
Javier Lopez

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #218 on: 01-27-2008 07:53 »

437: 6502 procesors are still arround.

436: Robot units can wisthand thousands of years on standby no problem at all

435: TMA-2 is out of order
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
****
« Reply #219 on: 01-28-2008 11:38 »

434: Bongs are used for speeding and slowing the passage of time.

433: Pi Oil Brand saves lives.
km73

Space Pope
****
« Reply #220 on: 01-28-2008 19:39 »

432: The Great Rad Spot is mega-sweet for party-boarding.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #221 on: 01-28-2008 22:14 »

431: The Professor was still in diapers at age eight.

430: Aparently putting Hitler's brain in the body of a shark is considered "wrong".
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
****
« Reply #222 on: 01-29-2008 17:24 »

429: Kittens give Morbo gas.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #223 on: 01-29-2008 19:03 »

428: Don't ask Morbo to flash you; god knows what his shirt is hiding.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #224 on: 01-29-2008 20:58 »

427: Morbo's wife isn't a good cook.

426: The can opener killed Bender's father.
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
****
« Reply #225 on: 01-29-2008 21:35 »

425: Wernstrom!
424: Zapp wants to see anything. Come on, even an armpit!
tyraniak

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #226 on: 01-30-2008 00:55 »

423: At some point, Ed Koch became a saint
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
****
« Reply #227 on: 01-30-2008 07:47 »

422: Somehow, everyone didn't die on Jesus' second coming.
bobbot

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #228 on: 01-30-2008 12:09 »

421.  Don't get excited kids, this thing has heart shaped nostrils.

420.  420 is not just a universe.
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
****
« Reply #229 on: 01-30-2008 15:24 »

419: HGB does commercials.
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #230 on: 01-30-2008 15:43 »
« Last Edit on: 01-30-2008 15:43 »

418: whether they're waves or particles, photons are sweet and they go down smooth.
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
****
« Reply #231 on: 01-30-2008 17:45 »

417: Dumping newspapers in craters isn't nice.
416: Nor is getting your head stuck in one.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
****
« Reply #232 on: 01-30-2008 22:08 »

415: If you drink gravitons when young, you too can possibly grow a cannon in your chest.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #233 on: 01-30-2008 22:11 »

414: Sexy outfits cannot mess up the space time continuum.

413: Wade Boggs goes down smooth.

412: Strip club walls never collapse more than once in the same day.
bend_her

Professor
*
« Reply #234 on: 01-31-2008 03:05 »

411. Milwaukee is the most romantic city on Earth.

410. It's also the birthplace of Beer Goggles.

409. The right way to proposition a woman is say your two favourite things are commitment and changing yourself.

408. Robot Arms apartments have a "window bell" in addition to a door bell.
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
****
« Reply #235 on: 01-31-2008 19:52 »

407: 101010111!!

406: The Doomsady Device is the Professor's most prized possession.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #236 on: 01-31-2008 21:47 »

405: Pretending to be girl scouts can get you past almost any guard.

404: So can cheap robot costumes and hooded robes.

403: A comet without ice is like a space version of a Motel 6.
wwe_fk

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #237 on: 02-01-2008 00:48 »

402: you can't have charaters just annonce how they feel, it upsets dan castlaneta.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
*
« Reply #238 on: 02-01-2008 00:56 »

401: In the future, starving people get a sudden craving to eat their own shoes.
SonicPanther

Professor
*
« Reply #239 on: 02-01-2008 01:39 »

400: Shoe eating can also be a great way to pass time while locked in the laundry room.

399: Globetrotter algebra is all razmatazz, except during the final minutes.
Pages: 1 ... 3 4 5 [6] 7 8 9 ... 20 Print 
 Topic locked! 
« previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF | SMF © 2006, Simple Machines | some icons from famfamfam
Legal Notice & Disclaimer: "Futurama" TM and copyright FOX, its related entities and the Curiosity Company. All rights reserved. Any reproduction, duplication or distribution of these materials in any form is expressly prohibited. As a fan site, this Futurama forum, its operators, and any content on the site relating to "Futurama" are not explicitely authorized by Fox or the Curiosity Company.
Page created in 0.121 seconds with 17 queries.