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JackedOn

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« Reply #160 on: 01-06-2008 21:08 »

545: Aparantly nobody doesn't like Molton Boron (sorry if this was said before i didn't actually read everything @_@)
Box_420

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« Reply #161 on: 01-07-2008 00:28 »

544: Broken microwave + Supernova = Time travel.
543: Aks and Xmas are proper grammer.
542: Benders full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez.
541: everythings better with a red pill.
540: Its possible to live more then a Lifetime.
539: NNY has an Owl problem.
538: some robots have Human Hearts.


P.S., My first Post!!!!
km73

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« Reply #162 on: 01-07-2008 03:04 »
« Last Edit on: 01-07-2008 03:04 »

537: When skiing, don't forget to yell "Trees down!"

536: An idea is a headache with pictures.

535: Hermes has to flush some things.
tyraniak

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« Reply #163 on: 01-07-2008 12:50 »

534: Calculators have a carry the two button
533: Robots don't say ye
PhilipJ.FryFan

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« Reply #164 on: 01-07-2008 17:10 »

532:Bed sores hurt.

531:If you wanna score, you gotta fake that you're in love. Just look them in the eye, start crying, and say 'I've never been so happy'.

530:Bender finds shooting DNA at each other to make babies offensive.
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #165 on: 01-07-2008 17:58 »

529:  Nibbloians fear they are cute. 

528:  Nibbloians believe Fry is the last hope of the universe! 
Frisco17

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« Reply #166 on: 01-07-2008 20:54 »

527: Robot's are interested in sex only for the perversion.

526: Screaming skulls are considered romantic.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #167 on: 01-09-2008 21:51 »

525: Robot hell is an actual place.

524: Bender can run on Nutritious Mineral Oil...if he has to.

523: If you're a man, getting shot in the groin with a Z ray will hurt your sperm, but only the first time you're shot.

522: Rubbing Miracle Cream on yourself will give you many miraculous powers, but you can't command sea creatures.

521: Be careful with robot streetwalkers, they can be transvestites...
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #168 on: 01-09-2008 21:59 »

520. Hell is in New Jersey.

519. Even if it takes an hour to write it wont take an hour to read.
Frisco17

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« Reply #169 on: 01-09-2008 22:15 »

518: Superhero's cause alot of colateral damage.

517: The most dangerous animal of them all is the Zookeeper.

516: The United States is part of the world.
Xanfor

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« Reply #170 on: 01-09-2008 23:36 »

515: Leela wants to see how it ends.
tyraniak

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« Reply #171 on: 01-10-2008 00:52 »

514: Your music is bad and you should feel bad
513: Never buy 8 of anything
km73

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« Reply #172 on: 01-10-2008 01:48 »

512: The Planet of the Moochers' inhabitants' wallets are always in their other pants.

511: Bender likes Fry's gut tender.

510: If you're a billion miles from nowhere, you'll probably only find a Howard Johnson's.

509: When Adlai blinks, he enjoys it.

508: By the end of the day, either Leela or Adlai is gonna have only one eye.
kaotik4266

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« Reply #173 on: 01-10-2008 05:11 »
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507: The "Daily Growl" isn't a reputable journal of opinion.

506: It doesn't matter how funny your apron is, Leela won't let you cook Nibbler.

505: Finding a pet who poops starship fuel is not as good as finding love.
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #174 on: 01-10-2008 14:29 »

504: I f a mobster gives you the kiss of death, they might just be gay
bobbot

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« Reply #175 on: 01-10-2008 14:41 »

504/a. Only if they use their tongue just a little.
AllForChocolate

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« Reply #176 on: 01-10-2008 20:05 »

503. Global Warming is caused by rotting corpses of sunbeams.

502. The Native Martians are a proud bead-loving people.

501. It's considered bad form to kiss on your girlfriend's parents' planet.
kaotik4266

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« Reply #177 on: 01-10-2008 20:46 »

500: The western hemisphere of Mars is the best hemisphere.

Whoo! Half way there!
Quarma

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« Reply #178 on: 01-10-2008 21:26 »

499: Ted Turner trophies make islands sink.

498: Caffiene speeds up evolution by millions of years.

497: Cigars work underwater, and can be used for arson.
SonicPanther

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« Reply #179 on: 01-10-2008 21:47 »

496: Turtles much prefer the cool climate of Holland.
Frisco17

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« Reply #180 on: 01-10-2008 22:02 »

495: The letter "T" looks like a man wearing a hat.

494: The Zookeeper's lair is nicer than a cave.

493: Computers are twice as fast as they were in 1973.
Quarma

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« Reply #181 on: 01-11-2008 18:03 »

492: Robots heads not only explode with paradozes, but with paying extra for your car!

491: Books are released at least a millenium after their written.

490: Light is blunt.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #182 on: 01-11-2008 20:13 »

489: Bender not only has "swarthy Latin charm", but can also speak in a "British" accent.
Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #183 on: 01-11-2008 23:22 »

488: Wade Boggs, goes down smooth.

487: Planet Express is like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood.
PhilipJ.FryFan

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« Reply #184 on: 01-12-2008 16:04 »

486: A bomb in a case is just like a head in a jar.
tyraniak

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« Reply #185 on: 01-12-2008 16:55 »

485: conan O'brien lost his freakishly long legs in the war of 2012
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #186 on: 01-12-2008 18:31 »

484:  It should've been Zoidberg who got caught on film eating the Poplers! 
Calvyn79

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« Reply #187 on: 01-12-2008 20:16 »

483:  In the future, it is "Can I axe you a question?", not ASK...   so funny...
Calvyn79

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« Reply #188 on: 01-12-2008 20:18 »

482:  Lottery tickets that smell like a mule are losing tickets.
Frisco17

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« Reply #189 on: 01-12-2008 22:27 »

481: Mules are available for purchase on hangers.

480: Sherpas are too.

479: The Nintendian's have three different kinds of ships.

478: The hubble telescope looks deceptively like an Omicronian cruiser.
tyraniak

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« Reply #190 on: 01-12-2008 23:37 »

477: bone-itus is a funny name for a horrible disease
Frisco17

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« Reply #191 on: 01-13-2008 22:08 »

476: Thompson's Teeth are the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.
PhilipJ.FryFan

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« Reply #192 on: 01-13-2008 22:19 »

475: Karoke is the sure fire way back into a girls heart
Frisco17

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« Reply #193 on: 01-14-2008 23:12 »

474: The quickest way to a woman's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #194 on: 01-15-2008 12:35 »

473: Fry hates bottles.
Frisco17

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« Reply #195 on: 01-15-2008 22:37 »

472: Morbo has serious funk.
tyraniak

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« Reply #196 on: 01-16-2008 00:50 »

471: Apparently, Marta Stewart really knew how to use her ass
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #197 on: 01-16-2008 01:52 »
« Last Edit on: 01-16-2008 01:52 »

470: In the year 3000, Snoop Dogg is a Supreme Court Judge.

*Only 300 to go to Professor!*
zoidberg770

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« Reply #198 on: 01-16-2008 10:05 »

469: Don't put metal in the microwave.
FryBender4

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« Reply #199 on: 01-16-2008 18:31 »

468: If you get raped like Fry then dont mention it to anyone
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