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tyraniak

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« Reply #80 on: 01-19-2008 20:51 »

A: he would be far less predictable and not as pleasant to be around

Q: what if Bender was a hamster?
bend_her

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« Reply #81 on: 01-20-2008 03:10 »

A: I dunno, but he'd probably be doing something like this:



Q: If Bender were a hamster, what would he ask people to bite?
zoidberg770

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« Reply #82 on: 01-20-2008 06:48 »

A: Probably  "bite my colourful fury ass"

Q: Who would want to bite Bender's ass anyway?
tyraniak

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« Reply #83 on: 01-20-2008 13:10 »

A: Marv Albert

Q: Will Marv Albert ever get that opportunity?
FryBender4

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« Reply #84 on: 01-20-2008 17:24 »

A: No

Q:How old is Bender?
Frisco17

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« Reply #85 on: 01-20-2008 22:58 »

Nice picture bend_her! "It's not stupid, it's advanced."

A: Body: 4, Head: 1004.

Q: Where in Mexico was Bender built?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #86 on: 01-21-2008 02:12 »

A: the bad part of Tijana.

Q: why are people asking question that have to do with stuff that's been said on the TV show?
bend_her

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« Reply #87 on: 01-21-2008 03:11 »

Frisco, I watched The Nightmare Begins again and I mimed that exact same line  big grin

A: 'Cuz they're bored?

Q: Name a popular sci-fi topic in the year 3000.
coldangel

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« Reply #88 on: 01-21-2008 06:25 »

A: An alien race abandoning its colony on Earth to return to the stars and leave the human race all alone.

Q: What do Zapp Brannigan's parents think of their son?
FryBender4

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« Reply #89 on: 01-21-2008 09:40 »

A: they Hate him

Q: if Fry were a cyclops would he still be benders Friend??
tyraniak

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« Reply #90 on: 01-21-2008 13:02 »

A: Only if bender wasn't the reason he became a cyclops

Q: If Leela had 7 eyes, what would fry think of her?
zoidberg770

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« Reply #91 on: 01-21-2008 13:11 »

A: 7x as much of her

Q: If Fry was a cyclops, would Leela go out with him?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #92 on: 01-21-2008 13:41 »

A: No.

Q: Why wouldn't she?
zoidberg770

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« Reply #93 on: 01-21-2008 14:45 »

A. Because he would still be immature

Q. Why doesn't he be more mature to win leela's heart?
Sine Wave

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« Reply #94 on: 01-21-2008 15:31 »

A: Because you can't just make yourself more mature.

Q: Will Leela be interested in Fry now that he does seem more mature?
Frisco17

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« Reply #95 on: 01-21-2008 21:21 »

A: Only the hairdresser knows for sure.....or the writers.

Q: What ever happened to the Zookeeper?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #96 on: 01-21-2008 22:05 »

A: He got a new job.

Q: What is his new job?

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
FryBender4

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« Reply #97 on: 01-21-2008 22:08 »

A: hairdresser

Q: what job does Calculon have??
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #98 on: 01-21-2008 22:20 »
« Last Edit on: 01-21-2008 22:20 »

A: He's an acting robot.

Q: Why did the Zookeeper become a hair dresser?
bend_her

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« Reply #99 on: 01-21-2008 22:46 »

A: He had the urge, and searching for lice in gorilla fur was just not satisfying enough.

Q: Who are Bender and Fry's neighbours at Robot Arms?
tyraniak

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« Reply #100 on: 01-22-2008 01:05 »

A: Johnny Five and Awesom-o 4000 Five?

Q: What does Bender think about Johnny
FryBender4

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« Reply #101 on: 01-22-2008 19:47 »

A: he wanted to murder him

Q:Why does Bender drink
coldangel

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« Reply #102 on: 01-22-2008 20:35 »

A: For God's sake... TO FUEL HIS POWER CELLS! Weren't you paying attention??

Q: What was FryBender4 doing when that piece of information was supplied at the very beginning of the series?
Frisco17

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« Reply #103 on: 01-22-2008 21:00 »

A: He probably wasn't born yet.

Q: Why does Bender want to kill Johnny?
Sine Wave

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« Reply #104 on: 01-22-2008 21:12 »

A: Overloading his power cells.

Q: What do people look like in the Leprechaun Universe?
coldangel

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« Reply #105 on: 01-22-2008 22:52 »

A: Leprechauns.

Q: Duh?
Sine Wave

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« Reply #106 on: 01-22-2008 22:59 »

A: Just making sure.

Q: Has Leela ever gotten a ticket for any of the PE-Ship-in-a-parking-lot shots we've seen?

p.s. I'm bad at making questions.
km73

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« Reply #107 on: 01-22-2008 23:04 »

NOOO, I was just going to answer "leprechauns with rainbow beards"...sorry...

A: Yes, but they just come out of Zoidberg's salary

Q: What would Calculon do if All My Circuits got canceled?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #108 on: 01-22-2008 23:16 »
« Last Edit on: 01-22-2008 23:16 »

A: He would become an actor.

Q: Why an actor?
Sine Wave

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« Reply #109 on: 01-22-2008 23:16 »

A: Robo-dancing with the Stars

Q: Will Dwight be a bureaucrat when he grows up?
BenderīsRevenge

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« Reply #110 on: 01-23-2008 01:33 »

A: No, he will be a game show host.

Q: What's Cowboy Universe Bender's problem?
FryBender4

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« Reply #111 on: 01-23-2008 07:01 »

i knew he used beer to  power his brain cells just wanted to see what anyone would put

A: No one like him

Q: Why does Flexo have a beard
zoidberg770

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« Reply #112 on: 01-23-2008 11:56 »

A. It makes him look cool

Q. what does bender do to look cool?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #113 on: 01-23-2008 15:50 »

A:  Smokes! 

Q:  What if Roger's (from American Dad) planet invaded Earth on Futurama? 
upside_ur_head

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« Reply #114 on: 01-23-2008 15:52 »

A. Smoke, drink and steal stuff.

Q. What happened to Craterface?
Frisco17

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« Reply #115 on: 01-23-2008 21:07 »

A: He was last seen working as a High School mascot on Eris.

Q: How did he lose his job at Luna Park?
Sine Wave

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« Reply #116 on: 01-23-2008 21:58 »

A: They wanted a mascot that could change phases.

Q: Who got the job?
FryBender4

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« Reply #117 on: 01-23-2008 22:04 »

A: Farnsworth.....

Q: Will Zoidberg ever get to Use his male jelly
tyraniak

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« Reply #118 on: 01-25-2008 14:22 »

A: Only on toast

Q: why does the whale biologist hate whales?
FryBender4

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« Reply #119 on: 01-25-2008 17:54 »

A :one ate his hair

Q: why did the bank not accept Zoidberg's credit card
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