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ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #680 on: 05-13-2008 19:28 »

A: AAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!! S-sorry, they're j-just too scuh-scary t-to describe.

Q: Can w-we st-stop talking about z-z-z-zombiebots please? (I'm scared)
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #681 on: 05-13-2008 20:37 »

A: Depends; how much money have you got?

Q: What other space creatures are s-s-s-scary?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #682 on: 05-13-2008 21:16 »
« Last Edit on: 05-15-2008 00:00 »

A: Were-mummys, Vampire Bots and Wanking Tree Donkeys.

Q: Which of them is the most scary?

My post was bad, and I should feel bad, I know
Frisco17

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« Reply #683 on: 05-13-2008 23:17 »

A: The Tree Donkeys.

Q: Why?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #684 on: 05-14-2008 00:53 »

A: I'm tempted to say "because they're wanking", but that would be too easy.  It's because of their fangs.

Q: Why would a wanking tree donkey have fangs?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #685 on: 05-14-2008 07:21 »

A: To make them scarier.

Q: What are we going to title the new post when this gets closed?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #686 on: 05-14-2008 08:00 »

A: I had a great idea for the next thread about a week ago:

"Stupider? These questions are as lousy as they are brilliant! - Stupid Questions."

Q: Does anyone have any better ideas?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #687 on: 05-14-2008 09:23 »

A: Yes.

Q: Why are you worying about this now when this thread is still 53 posts away from being full?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #688 on: 05-14-2008 10:15 »

A: 53 posts will go in no time at all.

Q: Shall we carry on talking about stupid stuff now?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #689 on: 05-14-2008 11:39 »

A: Yes; let's not worry about it until it happens.

Q: Where do wanking tree donkeys live?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #690 on: 05-14-2008 11:43 »

A: Trees

Q: Which kind of tree do they prefer to live in?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #691 on: 05-14-2008 11:48 »

A: Massive Oak Trees.

Q: Why do they prefer to live in Massive Oak trees?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #692 on: 05-14-2008 11:54 »

A: To keep out of reach of their mortal enemies.

Q: Who are the mortals enemies of the wanking tree donkey?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #693 on: 05-14-2008 12:52 »

A:  I would say the Omicrons and Roberto


Q:  Which movie duo can Fry and Bender replace?  Jay and Silent Bob or Wayne and Garth?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #694 on: 05-14-2008 13:34 »

A: Fry & Bender can replace both, but would probably do best as Jay & Silent Bob.

Q: Why would Jay & Silent Bob be best for them?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #695 on: 05-14-2008 13:42 »

A: Cause they drink beers, beers, beers. Bender drinks the beers; Fry rolls the blunts (don't know why though).

Q: Why does Fry roll the blunts?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #696 on: 05-14-2008 14:11 »

A: Because he thinks it's cloves or garlic.  As everyone know, Fry just doesn't get it.

Q: Has Bender ever used drugs (besides Electricity)?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #697 on: 05-14-2008 14:26 »

A: He has used "Ass-id" (cause he liked the name).

Q: What does it feel like to be on "Ass-id"?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #698 on: 05-14-2008 14:59 »

A: It is much like an acid trip, but with more ass.

Q: Who created Ass-id?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #699 on: 05-14-2008 15:29 »

A: The Sigmund Freud Zombie. He also created Ass-ego and Ass-superego. But none of these were his best creations.

Q: What was Sigmund Freud Zombie's greatest creation?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #700 on: 05-14-2008 21:03 »

A: Ass-superduperego

Q: Why is he so great?
Frisco17

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« Reply #701 on: 05-14-2008 21:18 »

A: He's not he just convinced everybody he is.

Q: How did he do that?

 
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Originally posted by ShepherdofShark:
"Stupider? These questions are as lousy as they are brilliant! - Stupid Questions."

Amazing, that absolutly has to be the new name!
Seymour_My_Hero

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« Reply #702 on: 05-14-2008 21:21 »

Yes, it MUST be the new name. Shepherd, you need to start the post because you made up the name.
 SO DECLARES SEYMOUR_MY-HERO

A: He danced the macarena for 1000 hours straight.

Q: Why the macarena?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #703 on: 05-14-2008 21:41 »
« Last Edit on: 05-14-2008 21:41 »

A: Because it was all the rage in the 2990's

Q: What is the dance that is the current rage?

I wanted to start the new thread but since SoS came up with that brilliant idea while talking to be like a week ago, He deserves the honor. So SoS, when this hits 20 start the new thread and provide a link to page on of this thread. Also did I not tell you, your title would be a hit?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #704 on: 05-14-2008 23:02 »

A: The Electric Snail Glide.  It's just like the Electric Glide from the 1970's, but much slower & slipprier.

Q: Why would anyone name a dance after a 31st century gastropod?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #705 on: 05-15-2008 07:38 »

A: Because it was too late to name it first.

Q: What is it about slipprier-ness that made the dance popular?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #706 on: 05-15-2008 09:33 »

A: With a greased-up dance floor you can slide on your knees (like annoying kids do at weddings) almost indefinitely.

Q: Which dance craze is set to take 3008 by storm?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #707 on: 05-15-2008 11:22 »

A: The Robot; kids are going crazy over it.

Q: Why?  Didn't The Robot die out in the 1980's?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #708 on: 05-15-2008 13:44 »

A: It has made several comebacks since the 1980s, usually because of some big robot news.

Q: Which piece of robot-related news sparked the last comeback?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #709 on: 05-15-2008 14:36 »

A: A newspaper article entitled "Chicks find robots to be sexy"

Q: What other newspsper articles about robots have recently come out?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #710 on: 05-15-2008 15:25 »

A: Headline: ROBOT RAMPAGE WRECKS RAMBO REUNION

Q: How many Rambos are there in the future?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #711 on: 05-15-2008 15:28 »

A: 45198.

Q: Why are there so many?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #712 on: 05-15-2008 15:30 »

A: Too many.  WAY too many.

Q: Is there a need for Rambo in the future, and, if so, why?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #713 on: 05-15-2008 16:28 »

A: There are in fact 23 Rambos in the future, and each one has a purpose.

I believe BF1221 may have confused Rambo with Rambonia (pop. 45198)

Q: Who lives on Rambonia? (Now we've established that it isn't populated by Rambos)
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #714 on: 05-15-2008 16:37 »

A: It's populated by all the lamo Rambo Wannabes.  Luckily, Rambonia is scheduled for destruction, by orders of the DOOP.

Q: Why did the DOOP schedule it for destruction?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #715 on: 05-15-2008 16:42 »

A: All the wannabe planets get destroyed... eventually.

Q: What other wannabe planets are there?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #716 on: 05-15-2008 19:32 »

A: There's lots of wannabe planets out there, but the best of all of them is the Elvis wannabe planet, LoveMeTender 9.

Q: Do the Elvis wannabes pretend to be the young, svelte, Sun Records Elvis, or the old, fat, about to die on the can Elvis?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #717 on: 05-15-2008 19:55 »

A: It depends whether you're a young and svelte wannabe or an old and fat one. But for all who live on LoveMeTender 9, it is considered of the highest dignity to die on the toilet, surrounded by cheeseburgers.

Q: Is there a Colonel Tom Parker wannabe planet?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #718 on: 05-15-2008 20:21 »

A: No one knows, but there has to be.  The original Colonel Tom Parker wannabe was kicked off of LoveMeTender 9, for ripping off all the Elvis Wannabes.

Q: Besides the Elvis Wannabe Planet & Rambonia, what other wannabe planets are there?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #719 on: 05-15-2008 20:36 »

I'm afraid I cant resist
A: Spice World.

Q: What do the people of Spice World want? What do they really really want?
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