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seattlejohn01

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« Reply #600 on: 05-07-2008 12:55 »

A: No, I've forgotten.  The rivals of the Platypuses of Aquanot 4 are the giant mutant ground squirrels from Loseria minor.

Q: Why are they rivals?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #601 on: 05-07-2008 13:01 »

A: They both have a time share condo on Condominius 5 and cannot agree on when they take their holidays.

Q: Are there any other real estate planets?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #602 on: 05-07-2008 15:58 »

A: Foreclosuria Minor & Lossofequity 7.

Q: What kind of real estate do they have on Lossofequity 7?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #603 on: 05-07-2008 16:05 »

A: Cheap. Very cheap.

Q: Which real estate planet is the most expensive?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #604 on: 05-07-2008 16:10 »

A: Chereatopia Aquillus. (anybody who knows french might understand)

Q: Which planets sold Chereatopia Aquillus their planets for real estate?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #605 on: 05-07-2008 19:14 »

A: The Indian Island planet Manhatten 4.

Q: How much did they get for Chereatopia Aquillus?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #606 on: 05-07-2008 19:40 »

A: A gigantic diamond and some scented soaps.

Q: Where do those Indians live now?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #607 on: 05-07-2008 20:28 »

A: Now that they're rich, they moved to Los Angeles, where they hang out with Lindsay Lohanbot, Paris Hiltron & the 34th reincarnation of the Dahli Lahma.

Q: What other famous Celebutardbots exist in the 31st century?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #608 on: 05-08-2008 16:22 »

A: None, they've all been recalled.

Q: Why have they been recalled?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #609 on: 05-08-2008 16:42 »

A: They're too dumb

Q: Who programmed them too dumb?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #610 on: 05-08-2008 16:47 »
« Last Edit on: 05-08-2008 16:47 »

A: Farnsworth when he went on an Acid trip.

Q: Where else did Farnsworth do on the acid trip?

Edited to put the grammar error back, at the urgence of SoS.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #611 on: 05-08-2008 17:28 »

A: Since I'm not on acid, I will have to answer that question in two ways.

Q1: Where else did Farnsworth go on the acid trip?
A1: Everywhere

Q2: What else did Farnsworth do on the acid trip?
A2: He watched a movie that had a scene with an acid trip.

Q: What movie was it?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #612 on: 05-08-2008 18:33 »

A: That fine 1970's Swedish classic "Scenes From An Acid Trip".

Q: Who starred in this film?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #613 on: 05-08-2008 19:31 »

A: Bagpuss (sorry)

Q: Is "Scenes From An Acid Trip" considered a classic in the 31st century?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #614 on: 05-08-2008 21:12 »

A: No, in the 31st century it's known as "Scenes From Cooking With The Essence of True Flavor".  Starring Timoth Learytron.

Q: What other films are favorites in the 31st Century?
Frisco17

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« Reply #615 on: 05-08-2008 22:10 »

A: Back to the Past, Saving Private Rytron and Bravebot.

Q: Who is in them?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #616 on: 05-08-2008 22:16 »

A: Michael Foxtron, Tom Hanksbot & Thespian Unit 17.

Q: Who's the most popular actor (besides Calculon) in the 31st Century?
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #617 on: 05-09-2008 00:27 »

A: Calculon's evil twin/clone/amnesiac second cousin

Q: What would happen if Bender underwent a moral crisis?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #618 on: 05-09-2008 01:00 »

A: That's not possible; Morality is not one of Bender's subroutines.

Q: What is Bender's prime directive?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #619 on: 05-09-2008 10:58 »

A: Cheese it.

Q: What is Roberto's prime directive?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #620 on: 05-09-2008 12:01 »

A:  Cut and Stab!

Q:  If the Professor is so smart, then how come he fell for Nudar's scheme? 
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #621 on: 05-09-2008 12:30 »

A: Everyone eventually falls for an internet scam.

Q: What does Roberto do in his offtime (ie - his non-cutting & stabbing time)?
tyraniak

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« Reply #622 on: 05-09-2008 13:32 »

A: He used to spend time with his wife and kids, until he stabbed them

Q: Who would marry Roberto?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #623 on: 05-09-2008 13:49 »

A: His wife was the original stabbing unit, Stabutron Alpha.

Q: Bender was made in America's Heartland - Mexico.  Where was Stabutron Alpha made?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #624 on: 05-09-2008 19:38 »

A: Leningrad. Currently known as St Petersburg.

Q: Why did they change the name back to Leningrad?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #625 on: 05-09-2008 22:04 »

A: The old name was so boring.

Q: Who decided to change the name?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #626 on: 05-10-2008 00:09 »

A: Zombie Lenin

Q: When and how did Lenin become a zombie?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #627 on: 05-10-2008 04:25 »

A: Lenin banned all religion a long time ago.  Channukah Zombie found out, bit him, and the rest is history.

Q: Who else has Channukah Zombie "zombified"?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #628 on: 05-10-2008 05:49 »

A: He bit Stalin as well, so Zombie Lenin would have someone for company.

Q: Do Zombie Lenin and Zombie Stalin get on?
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #629 on: 05-10-2008 06:14 »

A: No. They take turns at having each other killed but, what with already being zombies and all, neither really accomplishes anything.

Q: How did Channukah Zombie become a zombie?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #630 on: 05-10-2008 09:32 »

A: He's the original zombie. He created Zombie Jesus, Zombie Mohammad, Zombie Buddha and the various Hindu Zombies.

Q: Since we've only seen one Zombie in all of Futurama, I wonder, what do these other zombies do with their time?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #631 on: 05-10-2008 10:52 »

A: They make sweaters for underprivileged cats.

Q: Why cats and not dogs?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #632 on: 05-10-2008 11:21 »

A: Zombies hate dogs.

Q: Why do zombies hate dogs?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #633 on: 05-10-2008 12:40 »

A: They envy their hair coats.

Q: What else do Zombies hate?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #634 on: 05-10-2008 13:25 »

A: Gorillas

Q: What do zombies have against gorillas?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #635 on: 05-10-2008 17:39 »

A: Nothing. Yet they still hate them.

Q: What else do zombies hates for no reason?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #636 on: 05-10-2008 17:48 »

A: Ravioli.

Q: Do zombies all kinds of pasta?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #637 on: 05-10-2008 17:51 »

A: Zombies actually like Ziti; to them, it sounds like "Zombie".

Q: What other foods do Zombies like?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #638 on: 05-10-2008 18:19 »

A: Asparagus.

Q: Why do they like asparagus?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #639 on: 05-10-2008 18:38 »

A: Zombies are partial to bad smelling anything...

Q: Besides asparagus, what do Zombie's like to eat?
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