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ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #560 on: 05-04-2008 15:40 »

A: The head of a puppy and the body is all squishy and cuddly.

Q: Do you need a license for a kippy?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #561 on: 05-04-2008 16:09 »

A: No, but you need a strong stomach.

Q: Why would you need a strong stomach to own a kippy?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #562 on: 05-04-2008 16:26 »
« Last Edit on: 05-04-2008 16:26 »

A: Because they're sick everywhere. (sorry, but I'm pretty sure no-one will get that obscure comedy reference)

Q: What other creatures have a tendency to barf?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #563 on: 05-04-2008 19:48 »

A: The Pukacomians of Pukatonia 7.

Q: What kind of pets do Pukacomians have?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #564 on: 05-04-2008 19:58 »

A: They're partial to sponges (sorry; yuck)

Q: What other aliens keep pets?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #565 on: 05-04-2008 20:20 »

A: Most of them. What's truly amazing is that some earth pets have alien pets as pets.

Q: Which are the most popular alien pets for earth pets?

(I hope that all makes sense).
Frisco17

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« Reply #566 on: 05-04-2008 21:39 »

A: Gorilla's are pretty fond of kippys.

Q: Why?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #567 on: 05-04-2008 22:04 »

A: Because gorillas love kitties, which sounds like kippy.

Q: Why do gorillas like kitties?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #568 on: 05-04-2008 22:28 »

A: Because, unlike Morbo, kitties don't give gorillas gas.

Q: What other things does Morbo like to eat?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #569 on: 05-05-2008 08:45 »

A: Unnameable horrors from beyond.

Q: If these horrors from beyond were nameable what would they be called?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #570 on: 05-05-2008 11:56 »

A: There are no names for the unnamable horrors from beyond.  Morbo just points at them & grunts when he wants to eat them.

Q: What other confusing & ridiculous things does Morbo do?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #571 on: 05-05-2008 14:09 »

A: He buys potted plants and then enjoys watching them die.

Q: Does Fawn (Morbo's wife) approve of this?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #572 on: 05-05-2008 14:42 »

A:  Kind of.


Q:  If the PE Crew went on a pirate ship, who would get captured by the pirates and tied to the mast? 
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #573 on: 05-05-2008 15:22 »

A: Professor Farnsworth.  He can't move very fast & doesn't see so well...

Q: What does Fawn approve of that Morbo does?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #574 on: 05-05-2008 16:14 »

A: Things that are low in cholesterol

Q: How does that newslady put up with Morbo?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #575 on: 05-05-2008 19:23 »

A: She's totally oblivious to the fact that he "will destroy her".

Q: Who is the newslady?
Frisco17

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« Reply #576 on: 05-05-2008 21:16 »

A: Linda. (For those of us who have been paying attention.)

Q: How did Morbo meet his wife?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #577 on: 05-05-2008 21:54 »

A: He bumped into her in a line at starbucks, she immediately threatened "to destroy him", and he fell in love.

Q: What hobbies does Morbo have?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #578 on: 05-05-2008 22:06 »

A: Yelling at people, Terrorizing parks, and scaring little children

Q: What do children do when they see Morbo?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #579 on: 05-05-2008 22:17 »

A: Short answer?  It ain't good.  Long answer?  It ranges from "having accidents" & running screaming for their parents to jumping off buildings & stroking out, right then & there.

Q: Does Morbo have any children of his own?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #580 on: 05-05-2008 23:56 »

A: Yes, they are numerous and belligerent.

Q: What else in the universe is numerous and belligerent?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #581 on: 05-06-2008 07:23 »

A: Popplers

Q: Do any other species eat popplers?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #582 on: 05-06-2008 12:36 »

A: They all do.  If they can find them.

Q: Why are popplers dumped into a hole in the ground & left unprotected?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #583 on: 05-06-2008 15:56 »

A: Omicronians cant bring up children and watch turn-of-the-century TV at the same time.

Q: What is the most dangerous part of the universe? (not including Teddy Bear Junction)
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #584 on: 05-06-2008 16:52 »

A: The quadrant that contains the Nuetral planet.

Q: Why is it so dangerous?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #585 on: 05-06-2008 18:00 »

A: It's called the neutral zone, and any Star Trek fan knows how dangerous that place is.

Q: How would the neutrals react if you preached the idea of having opinions on their planet?
DJ Spider Man

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« Reply #586 on: 05-06-2008 18:00 »

A: Cause with them neutrals, you don't know where you stand.

Q: Where can I get me a tube of Dr. Flimflam's Miracle Cream?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #587 on: 05-06-2008 18:46 »

A: They wouldn't react at all; they're neutral.

Q: What WOULD neutrals react to?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #588 on: 05-06-2008 18:56 »
« Last Edit on: 05-06-2008 18:56 »

A: The only thing they actually react to is the argument about the difference between "magnetic north" and "true north".

But unlike on Earth, magnetic and true north are exactly the same on the neutral planet.

So the debate is about which kind of north is the most neutral.

Q: Which kind of north is the most neutral?

(edited to make it a little easier to understand maybe? Not that it matters, we've gone way passed my crazy ideas).
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #589 on: 05-06-2008 18:58 »
« Last Edit on: 05-06-2008 18:58 »

A: I don't understand the question.

Q: What would you say if you understood ShepherdofSharks's question?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #590 on: 05-06-2008 19:16 »

A: Bagpuss

Q: Why would anyone say "Bagpuss"?
Frisco17

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« Reply #591 on: 05-06-2008 21:12 »

A: Becuase they recieved multiple blows to the head as a child.

Q: What does Bagpuss mean?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #592 on: 05-06-2008 22:44 »

A: Be Assured Green Platypus's Use Silly String.

Q: What else could BAGPUSS stand for?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #593 on: 05-06-2008 23:10 »

A: Bald Armadillo Guzzles Petroleum Under Small Salesman

and one more time

Q: Is there anything else that BAGPUSS might stand for?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #594 on: 05-07-2008 00:29 »

A: Big Asparagus Gets Pretty Useless So Shortly.
I have no idea what that means

Q: What planets use the phrase "Bagpuss"?

Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #595 on: 05-07-2008 07:27 »

A: The Platypuses of Aquanot 4, the Bald Armadillos of Armanion 6, and the mutant asparagus of Vegetablopia.

Q: What planet is friends with the the platypuses of Aquanot 4,
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #596 on: 05-07-2008 12:49 »

A: The Echidnas of Tachyglossidus 6, they enjoy discussing their lives of lactating without nipples. (Sorry, for the unfunny natural history references)

Q: Is there a kangeroo planet?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #597 on: 05-07-2008 12:49 »

A: Marsupulona 7, the forgotten planet.

Q: Why are they the forgotten planet?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #598 on: 05-07-2008 12:50 »

A: Ducksylvania and Beaverdonio

Q: Who are the rivals of the platypuses of aquanot 4?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #599 on: 05-07-2008 12:51 »
« Last Edit on: 05-07-2008 12:51 »

A: I cant remember.

Q: Can anyone remember?

(BTW the last four posts are rather confusing)
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