"I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.

[Reply #480 on:]

A: Nobody knows yet because the naming comitee hasn't decided. Ask again in 300 years.

Q: What names are they currently considering?

TOTPD

[Reply #481 on:]

A: Stampintriplicata is the front runner right now, followed closely by beancounteria & requisitionformania.

Q: What bureaucratic planets are currently members of the DOOP?

[Reply #482 on:]

A:  Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto!


Q:  If Zoidberg's mother was a saint, how could he have known that if Decopodians die after mating? 

[Reply #483 on:]

A: He heard it from somebody else.

Q: Who told him?

[Reply #484 on:]

A: His cousin Zoidfarb.

Q: What does Zoidfarb do?

[Reply #485 on:]

A: He's a lawyer in the same way that Zoidberg is a doctor.

Q: Where did Zoidfarb go to law school?

[Reply #486 on:]

A: In a volcano.

Q: Why did the what-if machine think the Professor had a pit of man-eating anteaters?

[Reply #487 on:]

A: It figured impulsive Leela saw it advertised in "What Pit" magazine and insisted he get one.

Q: Who publishes "What Pit" magazine?

[Reply #488 on:]

A: The blind people who fall into holes alot.

Q:  Why are they blind?

[Reply #489 on:]

A: Too much jerking of the lower horn.

Q: What other aphrodisiacs are on the market?

[Reply #490 on:]

A:  Check out the store in Spanish Fry on Omicron Peresi 8 to find out!


Q:  If Fry is so nice and Bender is so mean, how do they get along? 

[Reply #491 on:]

A: cow's foot and vulcan ears

Q: is there any meat Elzar can't jerk?

[Reply #492 on:]

A: No, although new meats are found every week throughout the galaxy. Maybe an unjerkable one will be discovered.

Q: What is the latest meat discovery?

[Reply #493 on:]

A: Lemeat, a meat that tastes exactly like lemons.

Q: Where was it discovered?

[Reply #494 on:]

A: Lemonopolis

Q: Are there any other fruit based planets?

[Reply #495 on:]

A: The Citric Galaxy is full of fruit based planets - it's a real "fruitopia" (oh, I can already hear the groans).

Q: Are there any vegetable based planets?

[Reply #496 on:]

A: Yep, one for every vegetable except broccoli.

Q: What happened to the broccoli planet?

[Reply #497 on:]

A: It was eaten by Galactus when he was super ripped

Q: How much does it take to get galactus ripped?

[Reply #498 on:]

A: A lot less than it takes to get Bender's battery fully charged up.

Q: Does Bender truly need to drink, or want to drink?

[Reply #499 on:]

A: Both. Although he wants to more than he needs to.

Q: What is Sci-Fi like in the 31st century?

[Reply #500 on:]

A: Kind of like Past-o-Rama - for example, nomads on Mongol horses wielding lasers.

Q: What would Mayor Poopenmeyer do if Chaz, the mayor's aide, quit?

[Reply #501 on:]

A: He'd find a competent replacement who wasn't such a suck up.

Q: What characters might qualify for the position of Chaz's replacement?

[Reply #502 on:]

A: Larry, Walt and Igner.

Q: Would they be any better?

[Reply #503 on:]

A: Probably not.  They'd be just as much of a suck up as Chaz.

Q: What else could Mom's boys do for a living?

[Reply #504 on:]

A: They could work on the kidney farms.

Q: Where are the kidney farms?

[Reply #505 on:]

A: They're located on the top of URectum.

Q: What other things are grown/raised on URectum?

[Reply #506 on:]

A: The shoulder fields of Urectum are a sight to behold in the spring. But Urectum's largest crop comes from the corn flake monsoons.

Q: Who is the most successful farmer in the galaxy?

[Reply #507 on:]

A: Farmer Johnsonbot.

Q: What crop does he grow?

[Reply #508 on:]

A: Genetically engineered eggplant, strawberries that actually grow with a straw attached for sucking out the juice and porncorn.

Q: What is porncorn?

[Reply #509 on:]

A: When it pops, it goes "Oh god, oh god, OH GOD!" sorry, you asked...

Q: Why did Farmer Johnsonbot grow porncorn?

[Reply #510 on:]

A: Because it was like a giant orgasm in his mouth.

Q: Who invented porncorn?

[Reply #511 on:]

A: Farmer Johnsonbot's distant relative, Ron Jeremyatron.

Q: Who are some other of Farmer Johnsonbot's porncorn inventing relatives?

[Reply #512 on:]

A: Jenna Jametron, Traci Lordsbot, John Holmesomatic, and Linda Lovelace Unit

Q: are there any other pornographic vegetables?

[Reply #513 on:]

A: The orgasmopotato and the moneyshoturnip come to mind.

Q: Where do they grow these "vegetables"?

[Reply #514 on:]

A: They are grown in trouser tents on Erectus 4.

Q: Who is the main importer of moneyshoturnips?

[Reply #515 on:]

A: The climaxitrons of Chicachicawowwow Minor.

Q: Who else imports moneyshoturnips?

[Reply #516 on:]

A: Lord Jizzo, ruler of Spunkulon.

Q: Is this thread going to get any cleaner?
 A: Not if I can help it.

Q: How did Lord Jizzo come to rule Spunkulon?

[Reply #517 on:]

A: he was appointed by his predecessor, king Dong

Q: Do the PE crew ever have to make any deliveries to any of the porno planets?

[Reply #518 on:]

A: Yes, but they got banned from the planets.

Q: What happened during the delivery?

[Reply #519 on:]

A: Bender stole too much and Fry maxed out all his credit cards.

Q: What was Leela doing when this happened?