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Frisco17

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« Reply #480 on: 04-22-2008 21:43 »
« Last Edit on: 04-22-2008 21:43 »

A: Nobody knows yet because the naming comitee hasn't decided. Ask again in 300 years.

Q: What names are they currently considering?

TOTPD
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #481 on: 04-22-2008 23:31 »

A: Stampintriplicata is the front runner right now, followed closely by beancounteria & requisitionformania.

Q: What bureaucratic planets are currently members of the DOOP?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #482 on: 04-23-2008 12:13 »

A:  Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto!


Q:  If Zoidberg's mother was a saint, how could he have known that if Decopodians die after mating? 
Frisco17

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« Reply #483 on: 04-23-2008 21:09 »

A: He heard it from somebody else.

Q: Who told him?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #484 on: 04-23-2008 21:53 »

A: His cousin Zoidfarb.

Q: What does Zoidfarb do?
Unknown

Starship Captain
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« Reply #485 on: 04-23-2008 23:10 »

A: He's a lawyer in the same way that Zoidberg is a doctor.

Q: Where did Zoidfarb go to law school?
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #486 on: 04-23-2008 23:14 »

A: In a volcano.

Q: Why did the what-if machine think the Professor had a pit of man-eating anteaters?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #487 on: 04-24-2008 03:50 »

A: It figured impulsive Leela saw it advertised in "What Pit" magazine and insisted he get one.

Q: Who publishes "What Pit" magazine?
The Mullet

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« Reply #488 on: 04-25-2008 00:16 »

A: The blind people who fall into holes alot.

Q:  Why are they blind?
Debris

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« Reply #489 on: 04-25-2008 03:09 »

A: Too much jerking of the lower horn.

Q: What other aphrodisiacs are on the market?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #490 on: 04-25-2008 11:40 »

A:  Check out the store in Spanish Fry on Omicron Peresi 8 to find out!


Q:  If Fry is so nice and Bender is so mean, how do they get along? 
tyraniak

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« Reply #491 on: 04-25-2008 11:40 »

A: cow's foot and vulcan ears

Q: is there any meat Elzar can't jerk?

ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #492 on: 04-26-2008 15:07 »

A: No, although new meats are found every week throughout the galaxy. Maybe an unjerkable one will be discovered.

Q: What is the latest meat discovery?
Frisco17

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« Reply #493 on: 04-26-2008 15:48 »

A: Lemeat, a meat that tastes exactly like lemons.

Q: Where was it discovered?
tyraniak

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« Reply #494 on: 04-26-2008 16:57 »

A: Lemonopolis

Q: Are there any other fruit based planets?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #495 on: 04-26-2008 17:35 »
« Last Edit on: 04-26-2008 17:35 »

A: The Citric Galaxy is full of fruit based planets - it's a real "fruitopia" (oh, I can already hear the groans).

Q: Are there any vegetable based planets?
Frisco17

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« Reply #496 on: 04-26-2008 22:22 »
« Last Edit on: 04-26-2008 22:22 »

A: Yep, one for every vegetable except broccoli.

Q: What happened to the broccoli planet?
tyraniak

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« Reply #497 on: 04-26-2008 23:53 »

A: It was eaten by Galactus when he was super ripped

Q: How much does it take to get galactus ripped?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #498 on: 04-27-2008 03:36 »

A: A lot less than it takes to get Bender's battery fully charged up.

Q: Does Bender truly need to drink, or want to drink?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #499 on: 04-27-2008 14:38 »

A: Both. Although he wants to more than he needs to.

Q: What is Sci-Fi like in the 31st century?
km73

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« Reply #500 on: 04-27-2008 15:12 »

A: Kind of like Past-o-Rama - for example, nomads on Mongol horses wielding lasers.

Q: What would Mayor Poopenmeyer do if Chaz, the mayor's aide, quit?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #501 on: 04-27-2008 17:36 »

A: He'd find a competent replacement who wasn't such a suck up.

Q: What characters might qualify for the position of Chaz's replacement?
Frisco17

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« Reply #502 on: 04-27-2008 20:19 »

A: Larry, Walt and Igner.

Q: Would they be any better?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #503 on: 04-27-2008 21:03 »

A: Probably not.  They'd be just as much of a suck up as Chaz.

Q: What else could Mom's boys do for a living?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #504 on: 04-27-2008 21:08 »

A: They could work on the kidney farms.

Q: Where are the kidney farms?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #505 on: 04-27-2008 21:32 »

A: They're located on the top of URectum.

Q: What other things are grown/raised on URectum?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #506 on: 04-27-2008 21:49 »

A: The shoulder fields of Urectum are a sight to behold in the spring. But Urectum's largest crop comes from the corn flake monsoons.

Q: Who is the most successful farmer in the galaxy?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #507 on: 04-28-2008 00:28 »

A: Farmer Johnsonbot.

Q: What crop does he grow?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #508 on: 04-28-2008 14:02 »

A: Genetically engineered eggplant, strawberries that actually grow with a straw attached for sucking out the juice and porncorn.

Q: What is porncorn?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #509 on: 04-28-2008 15:06 »
« Last Edit on: 04-28-2008 15:06 »

A: When it pops, it goes "Oh god, oh god, OH GOD!" sorry, you asked...

Q: Why did Farmer Johnsonbot grow porncorn?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #510 on: 04-28-2008 18:06 »
« Last Edit on: 04-28-2008 18:06 »

A: Because it was like a giant orgasm in his mouth.

Q: Who invented porncorn?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #511 on: 04-28-2008 20:29 »

A: Farmer Johnsonbot's distant relative, Ron Jeremyatron.

Q: Who are some other of Farmer Johnsonbot's porncorn inventing relatives?
tyraniak

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« Reply #512 on: 04-29-2008 01:01 »

A: Jenna Jametron, Traci Lordsbot, John Holmesomatic, and Linda Lovelace Unit

Q: are there any other pornographic vegetables?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #513 on: 04-29-2008 01:16 »

A: The orgasmopotato and the moneyshoturnip come to mind.

Q: Where do they grow these "vegetables"?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #514 on: 04-29-2008 11:38 »

A: They are grown in trouser tents on Erectus 4.

Q: Who is the main importer of moneyshoturnips?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #515 on: 04-29-2008 11:48 »

A: The climaxitrons of Chicachicawowwow Minor.

Q: Who else imports moneyshoturnips?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #516 on: 04-29-2008 12:02 »
« Last Edit on: 04-29-2008 12:02 »

A: Lord Jizzo, ruler of Spunkulon.

Q: Is this thread going to get any cleaner?
 A: Not if I can help it.


Q: How did Lord Jizzo come to rule Spunkulon?
tyraniak

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« Reply #517 on: 04-29-2008 12:56 »

A: he was appointed by his predecessor, king Dong

Q: Do the PE crew ever have to make any deliveries to any of the porno planets?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #518 on: 04-29-2008 14:03 »

A: Yes, but they got banned from the planets.

Q: What happened during the delivery?
Frisco17

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« Reply #519 on: 04-29-2008 21:30 »

A: Bender stole too much and Fry maxed out all his credit cards.

Q: What was Leela doing when this happened?
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