"I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.

[Reply #360 on:]

A: The Democrats where in power and had an open border policy.

Q: Who else got in?

[Reply #361 on:]

A: Morbo's people.

Q: When did Morbo's people come to earth?

[Reply #362 on:]

A: In 2794, with the temporary repeal of the Alien Identification & Quarantine Act.

Q:  Why did they repeal the AIQA?

[Reply #363 on:]

A: The lack of alien pornography

Q: who's the most popular alien porn star?

[Reply #364 on:]

A: They don't have a favorite; THEY LIKE ALL PORN!

Q: What other alien vices are popular?

[Reply #365 on:]

A: Alien hookers are popular with humans. They cost more though.

Q: Why do they cost more?

[Reply #366 on:]

A: They have extra orifices

Q: who are the least popular prostitutes among humans?

[Reply #367 on:]

A: The slime creature hookers of Xygnax 13; don't forget to bring a sponge...

Q: Do Alien hookers have Alien pimps?

[Reply #368 on:]

A: Yes, they're all from the planet Pimpulon.

Q: What is the name of Pimpulon's most notorious pimp?

[Reply #369 on:]

A: Two reasons:
1. No one liked those animals
2. It saves time to get ninjas to do it for us

Q: What are the advantages ninjas have in the year 3000?

(Also, What is wrong with Scrubs? Honestly, good show!)

[Reply #370 on:]

What the hell is he talking about? Anyway....

A: The Pimperton Brothers

Q: What did they do before they were pimps?

[Reply #371 on:]

A: They were "robot career managers"; their client list included Britney Spearsbot & Paris Hiltron.

Q: Why the hell would anyone build a Paris Hiltron?

[Reply #372 on:]

A: They neated a robot slutty enough for robots who can't afford a $1 hookerbot

Q: What other talentless 21st century celebrities have robot counterparts?

[Reply #373 on:]

A: Pretty much every current young hollywood type has their robot counterpart in the 31st century.  Except for Jessica Alba.

Q: Why doesn't Jessica Alba have a robot counterpart?

[Reply #374 on:]

A: Her download file was lost the day the internet got flooded with water.

Q: When was this and how the hell did it happen?

[Reply #375 on:]

A: This happened during the internet crisis, right after the coming of Jesus.  No one is quite sure how it happened or the exact date (all records have been lost), but it's around the time that Zoidberg's people showed up on Earth.

Q: Besides this and causing anchovies to become extinct, what other catastrophes have the Decapodians caused?

[Reply #376 on:]

A: Their choice of national Anthem was the final straw in starting the Star Trek Wars.

Q: What do the Pimps of Pimpulon actually look like? (Sorry for going back to my previous question, indulge me)

[Reply #377 on:]

A: Pimpbot 5000 (I hope someone gets reference)

Q: Who is the leader of planet pimpulon

[Reply #378 on:]

A: Ice-Tbot.

Q: Who are other leaders of Planet Pimpulon?

[Reply #379 on:]

A: Ice-Tbot, of course, has his deputies - 3M-1N-3M and Snoop-Bot.

Q: Despite the names of it's leaders, is hip hop popular on Pimpulon?
(BTW: I think "popular on Pimpulon" rolls off the tongue quite well).

[Reply #380 on:]

A: NO!  Rap is popular on Pimpulon, but hip hop will cause a pimp to "bust a cap in yo' ass".

Q: What other forms of music are popular on Pimpulon?

[Reply #381 on:]

A: All forms of music are popular on Pimpulon. The Pimplonians will cater to your every need, just to keep Pimpulon popular.

Q: Among which species is Pimpulon particularly popular?

[Reply #382 on:]

A: The Paris Hilt-bots from Planet Stupidia really like it; they feel very at home there.  Same for the parasites of the Lohan homeworld & the pussycat doll-cicles of DoMeNow 9.

Q: Who was the first President of Pimpulon NOT thrown in jail?

[Reply #383 on:]

A: Robo-Shuggadaddy. He was so good to his girls, they had to let him go free.

Q: Who threw all the previous Presidents of Pimpulon in jail?

[Reply #384 on:]

A: The Falwell Obedience police of planet Morality 3.

Q: What planet is considered the "primary spring break destination" for college kids in the 31st century?

[Reply #385 on:]

A: Boozonia.

Q: Which galaxy is Boozonia in?

[Reply #386 on:]

A: The same galaxy as the home planet of the Paris Hiltrons; GirlsGoneWild Minor.

Q: What's so special about Boozonia as a spring break destination for college kids?

[Reply #387 on:]

A: They have an entire continent made of bouncy castle.

Q: What are the other continents like?

[Reply #388 on:]

A: The 2 I know for sure are boobsia and sexica. 

Q: Where in Sexica is the main party spot?

[Reply #389 on:]

A: Anywhere in North Sexica is good for partying. Especially Durexopolis.

Q: Why is it bad for partying in South Sexica?

[Reply #390 on:]

A: Because there's no beer deliveries south of the Sexica equator.

Q: Why don't they deliver beer to South Sexica?

[Reply #391 on:]

A: It's right next to Bounce-tralasia and is therefore a "no fly zone".

Q: But what stops boats delivering beer to South Sexica?

[Reply #392 on:]

A: A field of seamines left over from the Promiscuan Gulf War.

Q: Who was fighting and why?

[Reply #393 on:]

A: The Lohanbots & the Falwelltrons were in a pitched battle, over who would receive a case of sex toys.

Q: Who won this battle, and how?

[Reply #394 on:]

A: The Lohanbots won but no-one knows how. There was only one survivor, and he just starts screaming if you ever ask him about it.

Q: What is the sole survivor of the Promiscuan Gulf War doing these days?

[Reply #395 on:]

A: He's in a severe depression; he fought for a case of sex toys, only to be the sole survivor.  No chicks, so his fighting was in vain.

Q: What other planets besides Pimpulon specialize in vices?

[Reply #396 on:]

A: The Viceroys of Viceronium like vices. But vice as in the clamping type of vice. In fact it's where Clamps went to college to learn clamping.

Q: Did Clamps finish top of his class?

[Reply #397 on:]

A: No he failed miserably.

Q: How did he get so good at clampping then?

[Reply #398 on:]

A: 2 words: CLIFF NOTES.

Q: Clamps didn't originally have clamps on his arms.  What did he have, and why did he change them to clamps?

[Reply #399 on:]

A: Sponges. But Donbot and Joey Mousepad wouldn't let him join the robot mafia unless he got something else.

Q: Where did Clamps requisition his clamps?