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KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #240 on: 03-08-2008 19:42 »

A:  A speed meter.


Q:  Were Leela and Adali rushing things too fast when they wanted to adopt? 
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #241 on: 03-08-2008 20:09 »
« Last Edit on: 03-08-2008 20:09 »

Mispost...
Frisco17

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« Reply #242 on: 03-08-2008 20:10 »

A: Yes.

Q: Were they going faster then Speedy Gonzalez?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #243 on: 03-08-2008 20:14 »

A: Yes, and twice as fast as a Speedy Rodriguez.

Q: Why are Amy's parents rushing for her to "give them a grandchild"?
FryBender4

Bending Unit
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« Reply #244 on: 03-11-2008 20:03 »

A: they want to give it $$$$$$$$$

Q: If Bender and Amy had no other choice would they get married
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #245 on: 03-11-2008 21:43 »

A: No; Bender doesn't believe in "Metal Fever".

Q: Given a choice, would Zoidberg rather live on Earth or Decapod 10?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #246 on: 03-12-2008 18:52 »

A: Earth.

Q: Why Earth?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #247 on: 03-12-2008 19:02 »

A: Because Decapod 10 is a "crappy old planet that stinks out loud".

Q: What's the difference between Decapod 9 & Decapod 10?
Frisco17

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« Reply #248 on: 03-12-2008 20:39 »

Decapod 9 is a disco world. The name is misleading.

Who is it's leader?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #249 on: 03-12-2008 23:42 »

A: The Decapod King, of course!

Q: Which was more dangerous to society, the Star Trek Wars or the Star Wars Trek?
tyraniak

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« Reply #250 on: 03-12-2008 23:44 »

A: The star wars trek, there was wookiee fur all over that trail

Q: How did they get rid of all the wookiee fur?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #251 on: 03-13-2008 01:39 »

A: With an army of mobile vacumncleanerbots.

Q: Who's the better Warrior, Zapp Brannigan or Kif?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #252 on: 03-13-2008 05:33 »

A: Kif.

Q: How does Zapp steal all the attention that should be going to Kif?
tyraniak

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« Reply #253 on: 03-13-2008 16:44 »

A: Because he's a jerk

Q: What was Zapp like before he was a captain?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #254 on: 03-13-2008 17:56 »

A: He was even more pathetic than he thinks Kif is.

Q: Why did he do to get away from the level of patheticness?
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #255 on: 03-13-2008 17:59 »

A: Actually, you'll be surprised in knowing he was an 1/8th part Italian Chef. Then after training, he became the dumb ass of a Captain he is today

Q: What are the other reasons for Kif's continuous sighing?
Frisco17

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« Reply #256 on: 03-13-2008 20:37 »

A: His girlfriend has had sex with almost everyone on Earth except him.

Q: Why did Kif join the DOOP Boy's Choir?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #257 on: 03-13-2008 23:41 »

A: Like all accomplishment since the beginning of time, to impress the opposite sex!

Q: Should Kif be promoted, or stay as Zapp Brannigan's lackey?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #258 on: 03-14-2008 14:22 »

A: he will be premoted to cheif lackey


Q: what are the perks of the rank
Frisco17

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« Reply #259 on: 03-14-2008 20:40 »

A: Access to the CO's mini-bar.

Q: What's in the CO's mini-bar?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #260 on: 03-14-2008 21:08 »

A: Lots of nutricious alcohol for robots, and lots of Viagra pills for Zapp Brannigan.

Q: Why is it that women are disgusted by Zapp Brannigan?
tyraniak

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« Reply #261 on: 03-15-2008 00:03 »

A: Because he's disgusting

Q: What could he do to be less disgusting?

seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #262 on: 03-15-2008 00:11 »

A: For one thing, he could seek treatment for his "sexlexia".

Q: How did he get "sexlexia" in the first place?
tyraniak

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« Reply #263 on: 03-15-2008 00:13 »

A: From a very sensual toilet seat

Q: Who was using that seat before Zapp?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #264 on: 03-15-2008 01:42 »

A: No one really knows, but Zapp claims it was Leela

Q: What other problems/ailments does Zapp have?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #265 on: 03-15-2008 16:52 »

A: He claims to have sexophrenia, which causes to have even hornier split personalities

Q: how many split personalities does he supposedly have?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #266 on: 03-15-2008 17:52 »

A: 17.

Q: What are the different personalities?
Frisco17

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« Reply #267 on: 03-16-2008 20:54 »

A: According to Zapp they are the most sexual people in hitory. 1 is Barry White and 16 are Quagmire.

Q: What are they really?
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #268 on: 03-16-2008 22:36 »

A: Don't know their names, but all of them need to use Viagra.

Q: How did Zapp come to develop "Sexophrenia"?
Frisco17

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« Reply #269 on: 03-17-2008 20:03 »

A: He was born with it.

Q: Which parent had it?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #270 on: 03-17-2008 21:31 »

A: Surprisingly the mother Susanna Brannigan

Q: How did Zapps father feel about this
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #271 on: 03-17-2008 21:42 »

A: He was too busy having sex with his wife's other "Sexophrenia" personalities to care.

Q: If Zapp's parents are so, uh, experienced, how is it that Zapp is so "inexperienced"?
Frisco17

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« Reply #272 on: 03-18-2008 20:28 »
« Last Edit on: 03-18-2008 20:28 »

A: His sexlexia inhibits his "skills".

Q: What was his father's job.
tyraniak

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« Reply #273 on: 03-18-2008 23:51 »

A: He recruited and trained rodeo clowns

Q: Who was the greatest rodeo clown of them all?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #274 on: 03-19-2008 00:07 »

A: Bozo the Clownbot

Q: Who's the greatest robot ever built?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #275 on: 03-19-2008 00:54 »

A: Robot Jesus

Q: What happened to robot Jesus?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #276 on: 03-19-2008 12:48 »
« Last Edit on: 03-19-2008 12:48 »

A: The Romanbots disconnected his power source, thereby erasing his hard drive.

Q: Who are some other notable robots?
Frisco17

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« Reply #277 on: 03-19-2008 20:44 »

A: Johannes Gutenbot.

Q: What was he famous for?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #278 on: 03-19-2008 20:58 »

A: For being the robot who created the 1st fully interactive biblebot.

Q: Xmas has Santa, Chanukah has Chanukah Zombie & Qwanza has Qwanzabot.  What other famous robots represent holidays?
tyraniak

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« Reply #279 on: 03-19-2008 23:42 »

A: Seamus O' Tool-bot is saint Patrick's day, the rabbot celebrates Easter, and and the lovematic celebrates Valentine's day

Q: aside from hannukah zombie, are their any non robot holiday mascots?
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