"I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.

[Reply #240 on:]

A:  A speed meter.


Q:  Were Leela and Adali rushing things too fast when they wanted to adopt? 

[Reply #241 on:]

Mispost...

[Reply #242 on:]

A: Yes.

Q: Were they going faster then Speedy Gonzalez?

[Reply #243 on:]

A: Yes, and twice as fast as a Speedy Rodriguez.

Q: Why are Amy's parents rushing for her to "give them a grandchild"?

[Reply #244 on:]

A: they want to give it $$$$$$$$$

Q: If Bender and Amy had no other choice would they get married

[Reply #245 on:]

A: No; Bender doesn't believe in "Metal Fever".

Q: Given a choice, would Zoidberg rather live on Earth or Decapod 10?

[Reply #246 on:]

A: Earth.

Q: Why Earth?

[Reply #247 on:]

A: Because Decapod 10 is a "crappy old planet that stinks out loud".

Q: What's the difference between Decapod 9 & Decapod 10?

[Reply #248 on:]

Decapod 9 is a disco world. The name is misleading.

Who is it's leader?

[Reply #249 on:]

A: The Decapod King, of course!

Q: Which was more dangerous to society, the Star Trek Wars or the Star Wars Trek?

[Reply #250 on:]

A: The star wars trek, there was wookiee fur all over that trail

Q: How did they get rid of all the wookiee fur?

[Reply #251 on:]

A: With an army of mobile vacumncleanerbots.

Q: Who's the better Warrior, Zapp Brannigan or Kif?

[Reply #252 on:]

A: Kif.

Q: How does Zapp steal all the attention that should be going to Kif?

[Reply #253 on:]

A: Because he's a jerk

Q: What was Zapp like before he was a captain?

[Reply #254 on:]

A: He was even more pathetic than he thinks Kif is.

Q: Why did he do to get away from the level of patheticness?

[Reply #255 on:]

A: Actually, you'll be surprised in knowing he was an 1/8th part Italian Chef. Then after training, he became the dumb ass of a Captain he is today

Q: What are the other reasons for Kif's continuous sighing?

[Reply #256 on:]

A: His girlfriend has had sex with almost everyone on Earth except him.

Q: Why did Kif join the DOOP Boy's Choir?

[Reply #257 on:]

A: Like all accomplishment since the beginning of time, to impress the opposite sex!

Q: Should Kif be promoted, or stay as Zapp Brannigan's lackey?

[Reply #258 on:]

A: he will be premoted to cheif lackey


Q: what are the perks of the rank

[Reply #259 on:]

A: Access to the CO's mini-bar.

Q: What's in the CO's mini-bar?

[Reply #260 on:]

A: Lots of nutricious alcohol for robots, and lots of Viagra pills for Zapp Brannigan.

Q: Why is it that women are disgusted by Zapp Brannigan?

[Reply #261 on:]

A: Because he's disgusting

Q: What could he do to be less disgusting?

[Reply #262 on:]

A: For one thing, he could seek treatment for his "sexlexia".

Q: How did he get "sexlexia" in the first place?

[Reply #263 on:]

A: From a very sensual toilet seat

Q: Who was using that seat before Zapp?

[Reply #264 on:]

A: No one really knows, but Zapp claims it was Leela

Q: What other problems/ailments does Zapp have?

[Reply #265 on:]

A: He claims to have sexophrenia, which causes to have even hornier split personalities

Q: how many split personalities does he supposedly have?

[Reply #266 on:]

A: 17.

Q: What are the different personalities?

[Reply #267 on:]

A: According to Zapp they are the most sexual people in hitory. 1 is Barry White and 16 are Quagmire.

Q: What are they really?

[Reply #268 on:]

A: Don't know their names, but all of them need to use Viagra.

Q: How did Zapp come to develop "Sexophrenia"?

[Reply #269 on:]

A: He was born with it.

Q: Which parent had it?

[Reply #270 on:]

A: Surprisingly the mother Susanna Brannigan

Q: How did Zapps father feel about this

[Reply #271 on:]

A: He was too busy having sex with his wife's other "Sexophrenia" personalities to care.

Q: If Zapp's parents are so, uh, experienced, how is it that Zapp is so "inexperienced"?

[Reply #272 on:]

A: His sexlexia inhibits his "skills".

Q: What was his father's job.

[Reply #273 on:]

A: He recruited and trained rodeo clowns

Q: Who was the greatest rodeo clown of them all?

[Reply #274 on:]

A: Bozo the Clownbot

Q: Who's the greatest robot ever built?

[Reply #275 on:]

A: Robot Jesus

Q: What happened to robot Jesus?

[Reply #276 on:]

A: The Romanbots disconnected his power source, thereby erasing his hard drive.

Q: Who are some other notable robots?

[Reply #277 on:]

A: Johannes Gutenbot.

Q: What was he famous for?

[Reply #278 on:]

A: For being the robot who created the 1st fully interactive biblebot.

Q: Xmas has Santa, Chanukah has Chanukah Zombie & Qwanza has Qwanzabot.  What other famous robots represent holidays?

[Reply #279 on:]

A: Seamus O' Tool-bot is saint Patrick's day, the rabbot celebrates Easter, and and the lovematic celebrates Valentine's day

Q: aside from hannukah zombie, are their any non robot holiday mascots?