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Frisco17

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« Reply #120 on: 01-25-2008 22:38 »

A: He has no colateral.

Q: Where is Zoidberg's favorite place to "shop" for food?
coldangel

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« Reply #121 on: 01-25-2008 23:38 »

A: Dumpster, sewer, Taco-Bell... in that order.

Q: Where does Leela get her one-eyed sunglasses from?
FryBender4

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« Reply #122 on: 01-26-2008 14:39 »

A: frys one eyed sunglasses

Q: Why did i.c.weiner trick Fry
Calvyn79

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« Reply #123 on: 01-26-2008 17:58 »

A:  Because Fry slept with his grandmother which makes him "special"

Q:  Why are Niblonians (sp?) so damn cute???
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #124 on: 01-27-2008 15:06 »

(sp- Nibblonians)

A: Because when the cosmos began, they were bombarded with "cute" radiation.

B: Where else did the "cute" radiation strike?
Frisco17

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« Reply #125 on: 01-27-2008 21:53 »
« Last Edit on: 01-27-2008 21:53 »

A: The Yucatán Peninsula, causing a mass extinction.

Q: What other types of strange radiation are there?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #126 on: 01-27-2008 22:30 »

A: Ugly radiation, smart radiation, dumb radiation.

Q: Who has been hit by these types of radiation?
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #127 on: 01-27-2008 22:43 »

A: Ugly- Petunia. Smart- Professie. Dumb- Fry.

Q: What are Petunia's origins?
FryBender4

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« Reply #128 on: 01-28-2008 17:13 »

A: Neptune

Q: why does Fry like Leela?
Calvyn79

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« Reply #129 on: 01-28-2008 19:53 »

A:  Because he has an eye fetish.

Q:  What is Dr. Zoidberg's favorite thing to find in    the dumpster?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #130 on: 01-28-2008 21:37 »

A: Empty pizza boxes with cheese stuck on the tops them and on the rare occasion pepperoni.

Q: What would Zoidberg so if he ever lost his dumpster?

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Frisco17

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« Reply #131 on: 01-28-2008 22:12 »

A: Go across the street to Pottery Barn and steal their dumpster.

Q: Why doesn't the Professor invent fast cars and beautiful women anymore?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #132 on: 01-28-2008 23:07 »

A: Because that dream dies when his romance with Mom died.

Q: Will he ever create beautiful cars ad women again?
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #133 on: 01-29-2008 17:30 »

A: Not unless he can rekindle romance and hot, dry sex (eeewww) with Mom.

Q: How is it possible for the professie and Mom to... "do the nasty"?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #134 on: 01-29-2008 18:00 »

A/Q: Do you really want me to explain how?

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #135 on: 01-29-2008 18:26 »
« Last Edit on: 01-29-2008 18:26 »

A: No, please don't. For the love of God, please don't.

Q: Who is (or are) the father(s) of Mom's children?
DJ Spider Man

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« Reply #136 on: 01-29-2008 19:12 »

A. Cartman's mom, (s)he fell into a cryogenic cave in Colorado

B. Who discovered her there?
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #137 on: 01-29-2008 19:14 »

A: The weasel (along with Michelle)

Q: Where did Pauly Shorr and Michelle go after "The Cyronic Woman"?
Frisco17

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« Reply #138 on: 01-29-2008 20:56 »

A: New New Mexico.

Q: Why'd they go there?
tyraniak

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« Reply #139 on: 01-30-2008 00:57 »

A: They wanted to live with the mutated Navajos

Q: How did the Nvajos become mutants?
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #140 on: 01-30-2008 07:44 »

A: They ate what they thought to be guacamole, but it was actually The Hulk's droppings.

Q: What is the The Hulk doing in the future?
tyraniak

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« Reply #141 on: 01-30-2008 13:50 »

A: he was sent there by Dr Doom

Q: Why did Doom want to send hulk to the future?
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #142 on: 01-30-2008 14:41 »

A: So he could enlist the mutated Navajos into his army of DOOOOOM!

Q: How did Pauly Shorr react when he saw the Navajos?
Frisco17

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« Reply #143 on: 01-30-2008 22:15 »

A: He tried to make them his Buuudies.

Q: How did the Navajos respond?
tyraniak

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« Reply #144 on: 01-31-2008 01:03 »

A: They told him they didn't find it amusing

Q: What type of comedy does a mutant Navajo enjoy?
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #145 on: 01-31-2008 19:48 »

A: Comedy based on real events; not abstract craziness.

Q: Why is it that the Amazonians also prefer this form of comedy?
DJ Spider Man

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« Reply #146 on: 01-31-2008 21:00 »

A: Because it's comedy with good fundamentals.

Q: Who is the greatest comedienne on Amazonia?
bend_her

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« Reply #147 on: 02-01-2008 01:26 »

A: I'll let you know as soon as I find out what a comedienne is  smile

Q: How Tonk look?
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #148 on: 02-01-2008 20:08 »

A: Tonk look good.

Q: Where do the Amazonians get their Cosmo Magazines?
Frisco17

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« Reply #149 on: 02-01-2008 22:50 »

A: Planet Express delivers them.

Q: Who delivered them before "AWITM"?
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #150 on: 02-01-2008 23:28 »

A: Cubert and Dwight's alternate selves.

Q: Which is better, Universe A or Universe 1?
tyraniak

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« Reply #151 on: 02-02-2008 17:17 »

A: The fighting mongooses

Q: What's better, Universe A, Universe 1, or the cowboy universe?
SonicPanther

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« Reply #152 on: 02-02-2008 17:25 »

A: Eh, they're all pretty uimpressive.

Q: Lone wolf, solitary eagle, or cuddly baby tapir?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #153 on: 02-02-2008 18:46 »

A:  Solitary eagle.

Q:  Why does Kiff have bladders instead of bones?
tyraniak

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« Reply #154 on: 02-02-2008 19:14 »

A: Because his race urinates all the time

Q: Do they still celbrate Groundhog Day in the 31st century?
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #155 on: 02-02-2008 23:51 »

A: Sure, but Punxsutawney Phil was murdered by Bill Murray. The Space Pope later revived Phil, and the zombie groundhog determines the whole winter-spring deal by the number of planets he consumes.

Q: Why did the Space Pope revive Punxsutawney Phil?
tyraniak

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« Reply #156 on: 02-03-2008 01:26 »

A: Because he wanted to upstage Hanukah zombie by creating a catholic zombie and in the process turn Groundhog day into a religious holiday

Q: Is st patrick's day still celebrated in the 31st century?
SonicPanther

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« Reply #157 on: 02-03-2008 01:28 »

A: Everybody stopped caring sometime in the 25th century.

Q: What do they celebrate instead?
tyraniak

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« Reply #158 on: 02-03-2008 13:12 »

A: St Koch's day

Q: what do those festivities entail?
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #159 on: 02-03-2008 13:43 »

A: The consumption of many Jewish treats.

Q: What other types of festivities are there?
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