"I heard questions make you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't"- Stupid questions.

[Reply #120 on:]

A: He has no colateral.

Q: Where is Zoidberg's favorite place to "shop" for food?

[Reply #121 on:]

A: Dumpster, sewer, Taco-Bell... in that order.

Q: Where does Leela get her one-eyed sunglasses from?

[Reply #122 on:]

A: frys one eyed sunglasses

Q: Why did i.c.weiner trick Fry

[Reply #123 on:]

A:  Because Fry slept with his grandmother which makes him "special"

Q:  Why are Niblonians (sp?) so damn cute???

[Reply #124 on:]

(sp- Nibblonians)

A: Because when the cosmos began, they were bombarded with "cute" radiation.

B: Where else did the "cute" radiation strike?

[Reply #125 on:]

A: The Yucatán Peninsula, causing a mass extinction.

Q: What other types of strange radiation are there?

[Reply #126 on:]

A: Ugly radiation, smart radiation, dumb radiation.

Q: Who has been hit by these types of radiation?

[Reply #127 on:]

A: Ugly- Petunia. Smart- Professie. Dumb- Fry.

Q: What are Petunia's origins?

[Reply #128 on:]

A: Neptune

Q: why does Fry like Leela?

[Reply #129 on:]

A:  Because he has an eye fetish.

Q:  What is Dr. Zoidberg's favorite thing to find in    the dumpster?

[Reply #130 on:]

A: Empty pizza boxes with cheese stuck on the tops them and on the rare occasion pepperoni.

Q: What would Zoidberg so if he ever lost his dumpster?

[Reply #131 on:]

A: Go across the street to Pottery Barn and steal their dumpster.

Q: Why doesn't the Professor invent fast cars and beautiful women anymore?

[Reply #132 on:]

A: Because that dream dies when his romance with Mom died.

Q: Will he ever create beautiful cars ad women again?

[Reply #133 on:]

A: Not unless he can rekindle romance and hot, dry sex (eeewww) with Mom.

Q: How is it possible for the professie and Mom to... "do the nasty"?

[Reply #134 on:]

A/Q: Do you really want me to explain how?

[Reply #135 on:]

A: No, please don't. For the love of God, please don't.

Q: Who is (or are) the father(s) of Mom's children?

[Reply #136 on:]

A. Cartman's mom, (s)he fell into a cryogenic cave in Colorado

B. Who discovered her there?

[Reply #137 on:]

A: The weasel (along with Michelle)

Q: Where did Pauly Shorr and Michelle go after "The Cyronic Woman"?

[Reply #138 on:]

A: New New Mexico.

Q: Why'd they go there?

[Reply #139 on:]

A: They wanted to live with the mutated Navajos

Q: How did the Nvajos become mutants?

[Reply #140 on:]

A: They ate what they thought to be guacamole, but it was actually The Hulk's droppings.

Q: What is the The Hulk doing in the future?

[Reply #141 on:]

A: he was sent there by Dr Doom

Q: Why did Doom want to send hulk to the future?

[Reply #142 on:]

A: So he could enlist the mutated Navajos into his army of DOOOOOM!

Q: How did Pauly Shorr react when he saw the Navajos?

[Reply #143 on:]

A: He tried to make them his Buuudies.

Q: How did the Navajos respond?

[Reply #144 on:]

A: They told him they didn't find it amusing

Q: What type of comedy does a mutant Navajo enjoy?

[Reply #145 on:]

A: Comedy based on real events; not abstract craziness.

Q: Why is it that the Amazonians also prefer this form of comedy?

[Reply #146 on:]

A: Because it's comedy with good fundamentals.

Q: Who is the greatest comedienne on Amazonia?

[Reply #147 on:]

A: I'll let you know as soon as I find out what a comedienne is 

Q: How Tonk look?

[Reply #148 on:]

A: Tonk look good.

Q: Where do the Amazonians get their Cosmo Magazines?

[Reply #149 on:]

A: Planet Express delivers them.

Q: Who delivered them before "AWITM"?

[Reply #150 on:]

A: Cubert and Dwight's alternate selves.

Q: Which is better, Universe A or Universe 1?

[Reply #151 on:]

A: The fighting mongooses

Q: What's better, Universe A, Universe 1, or the cowboy universe?

[Reply #152 on:]

A: Eh, they're all pretty uimpressive.

Q: Lone wolf, solitary eagle, or cuddly baby tapir?

[Reply #153 on:]

A:  Solitary eagle.

Q:  Why does Kiff have bladders instead of bones?

[Reply #154 on:]

A: Because his race urinates all the time

Q: Do they still celbrate Groundhog Day in the 31st century?

[Reply #155 on:]

A: Sure, but Punxsutawney Phil was murdered by Bill Murray. The Space Pope later revived Phil, and the zombie groundhog determines the whole winter-spring deal by the number of planets he consumes.

Q: Why did the Space Pope revive Punxsutawney Phil?

[Reply #156 on:]

A: Because he wanted to upstage Hanukah zombie by creating a catholic zombie and in the process turn Groundhog day into a religious holiday

Q: Is st patrick's day still celebrated in the 31st century?

[Reply #157 on:]

A: Everybody stopped caring sometime in the 25th century.

Q: What do they celebrate instead?

[Reply #158 on:]

A: St Koch's day

Q: what do those festivities entail?

[Reply #159 on:]

A: The consumption of many Jewish treats.

Q: What other types of festivities are there?