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Bendersfan1221

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« on: 12-14-2007 20:13 »
« Last Edit on: 12-14-2007 20:13 »

Old thread

Last question on the old thread:

Q: Why sheep hearding?

Take it away maestro(sp?)!
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #1 on: 12-15-2007 09:21 »

Because there wasn't any goats.

Q: Why did he prefer goat-hearding?
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #2 on: 12-15-2007 12:30 »

A: He didn't like the idea of being "rammed" from behind.

Q: How was the Hypnotoad discovered?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #3 on: 12-15-2007 12:36 »

A: Discovered as in his existence? He was not. He revealed himself. Discovered as an actor? Fox executives saw his trick at the pet show, and knew right then what they needed in their prime-time lineup.

Q: How many Emmy's has Hypnotoad won?
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #4 on: 12-15-2007 12:57 »

A: All of them.

Q: How many movies has the hypntoad been in?
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #5 on: 12-15-2007 13:06 »

A: Also all of them!

Q: If Hypnotoad won a Grammy, what would it be for?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #6 on: 12-15-2007 13:11 »

All of them! Apart from best new artist. He's no spring chichen...toad.

Q: how old is he?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #7 on: 12-15-2007 16:43 »

A: 5000 years old. That's considered young on his planet.

Q: What planet is Hypnotoad from?
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #8 on: 12-15-2007 18:10 »

A: Actually, he's from a meteroid hovering off the planet Daoton Pyh 3.

Q: Is the hypnotoad a virgin?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #9 on: 12-15-2007 22:52 »

A: no, none can resist his charm

Q: Has he fathered any offspring?
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #10 on: 12-16-2007 02:04 »

A: More than you can imagine.

Q: Will any of the questions in this thread be about something other than the Hypnotoad?
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #11 on: 12-16-2007 02:20 »

 
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Actually, he's from a meteroid hovering off the planet Daoton Pyh 3
Augh! No! He's from Amphibios 9!

 
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Q: Will any of the questions in this thread be about something other than the Hypnotoad?
A: [monotone]Of course not. All glory to the Hypnotoad[/monotone]

Q: Were there any spin-offs from Everybody Loves Hypnotoad?
Alx_xlA

Crustacean
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« Reply #12 on: 12-16-2007 19:44 »

A: Yes, Hypnotoad: The Animated Series.

Q: What do brain slugs taste like?
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #13 on: 12-16-2007 21:11 »

A: Just like Hypnotoad.

Q: Isn't it awesome how I managed to tie that back into Hypnotoad?
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #14 on: 12-16-2007 21:20 »

A: Absolutely

Q: How would anyone know what Hypnotoad tastes like?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #15 on: 12-16-2007 22:02 »

A: They tried licking him.

Q: How did he take it.

(Sweet somebody chose one of my name sugestions. My life is complete.)
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #16 on: 12-17-2007 12:56 »

A: He just liked the attention

Q: What did slurms mcenzie do before he was a party worm?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #17 on: 12-17-2007 15:03 »

A: He was a party toad.

Q: How did he go from a party toad to a party worm?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #18 on: 12-17-2007 15:26 »

A: Degenerative radiation.

Q: How many times the background level is the radiation in the Planet Express building?
bobbot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #19 on: 12-17-2007 15:36 »

x>(104/6.2031)=y
 

Does it matter? (get it?)
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #20 on: 12-18-2007 02:43 »

A: No, and no.

Q: Where did Slurms pick up his party girls?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #21 on: 12-18-2007 13:21 »

A: They took a cooking class together

Q: What does slurms like to cook?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #22 on: 12-18-2007 22:18 »

A: Parfaits, everybody loves parfaits.

Q: Who taught the class?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #23 on: 12-18-2007 22:54 »

A: Who else but Elzar.

Q: Where did Elzer go to cooking school?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #24 on: 12-19-2007 00:52 »

A: He was taught by the head of Emeril Legassi

Q: Where did Morbo study journalism?

Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #25 on: 12-19-2007 19:42 »

A: The Galactic Institute of Bull Shit, number one journalism school in the universe.

Q: Who was his teacher?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #26 on: 12-20-2007 00:42 »

A: The head of Ted Baxter

Q: Who taught Sal to be lazy?
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #27 on: 12-20-2007 03:51 »

A: Nobodys. He's justs borns thats ways.

Q: Who are Sal's buddies at the truck stop?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #28 on: 12-22-2007 17:20 »

A: Members of his D & D club

Q: How did Sal get involved in D & D
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #29 on: 12-24-2007 01:06 »

A: His childhood dream of being a 12th-level paladin

Q: So, why the hell does he play as a Shaman?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #30 on: 01-01-2008 04:36 »

A: because his father was killed by orcs and he wasn't able to save him

Q: Who was his father?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #31 on: 01-01-2008 09:16 »

A: Sal sr. He was just like sal but with a beard.

Q: who was his mother?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #32 on: 01-01-2008 13:11 »

A: Hattie

Q: Does Sal have any sibblings?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #33 on: 01-01-2008 17:27 »

A: No but he has hundreds of clones that do menial jobs all over the galaxy.

Q: Who created the clones?
JackedOn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #34 on: 01-05-2008 01:42 »

A: Farnsworth did

Q: Why didn't he stick to creating cars, beautiful women and robots?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #35 on: 01-05-2008 16:40 »

A: He was paid more to produce as many fat lazy slobs as posible

Q: What company wanted him to make fat, lazy slobs?
bohbjm

Crustacean
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« Reply #36 on: 01-05-2008 18:19 »

A: Mom of course.  To encourage people to buy more effective robots.

Q: Why isn't Farnsworth still creating clones for Mom?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #37 on: 01-05-2008 21:38 »

A: He quit after they broke up.

Q: Has Mom dated anyone since then?
The Mullet

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #38 on: 01-05-2008 22:18 »

A: she dated wurnstrum

Q: how did that work out between them?
JackedOn

Bending Unit
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« Reply #39 on: 01-05-2008 23:44 »

A: He broke up after managed to father children with her, he just wanted to one-up farnsworth

Q: Who are their children (note it doesnt necassirly have to be those 3 sons she has i forgot their name it can be anyone be creative if you want)
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