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Vee

Crustacean
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« on: 12-04-2007 12:27 »
« Last Edit on: 12-04-2007 12:27 »

Hey all,

Like many of you, I watched and loved the movie. One bit in particular that I loved was the Toy Shop song. They really found a way to wrap some excellent jokes up in a catchy little tune.

There were however a few bits I couldn't quite make out, this is what I got so far:


I brought the Elves back from vacation
Chained them up and called my holiday friends
Kwanzabot and the Hanukkah Zombie
<...>

Damn You! Doot doot doot-doot.
Shut up! Now fetch those bunnies by the armful!
Sais who!? Doot doot doot-doot.
Sais me! Napalm makes them slightly more harmful.
No one here goes near that door, this toyshopís going to war!

Karma sais be slow to anger
Low down scammerís got me seeing red
Got my tie-fighter out of the hangar
Jump back jack <Ö>

Ten Hut! Doot doot doot-doot.
Dreidel dreidel, I made it out of blasting clay!
Youíre nuts! Doot doot doot-doot.
And when itís dry and ready, for mercy they will pay
I canít wait 8 nights or more, this zombieís going to war!

Ch-check it out Kwanzabot in the nep-chizzle-hizzle,
with my inhuman-beatbox busy building missiles
They got our <Ö> dancing fairy figures
Careful little elf, thatís proximity triggered.

Iím fighting back for Kwanza so the children wonít miss it
Iím confused about its missing but I know I wanna <Ö> it
So Santa! Yeah K? ZZ? Say hey!
Go slay those <Ö> Come on, pimp my sleigh!

Easy with that toy artillery, Torgoís powder deadly but unstable
Can they sue for liability?
Certainly not!
Use as much as you are able!

This bites! Doot doot doot-doot.
You signed away your rights when you were hired!
Now letís fight! Doot doot doot-doot.
Okay! Just start <Ö>, Iím gonna open fire!
Prepare for gore galore, this <> is going to war!


Anyone able to fill in the gaps and correct any mistake?
Bubble Gum

Bending Unit
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« Reply #1 on: 12-04-2007 12:29 »

Did you try watching it with the Closed Captioning On? I watched some parts with it and found it to be pretty accurate.
Vee

Crustacean
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« Reply #2 on: 12-04-2007 12:31 »
« Last Edit on: 12-04-2007 12:31 »

Wow, browser mess up and a double post as a result. Could a mod perhaps help me out a bit and make this little paradox "selfcorrect"? Terribly sorry about that.

Living in the Netherlands means that my copy of the DVD still hasn't shipped yet. So no closed captioning for me unfortunately.
Bubble Gum

Bending Unit
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« Reply #3 on: 12-04-2007 12:52 »

I'll check for you when I get home from work, unless someone beats me to it.
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #4 on: 12-04-2007 13:00 »

You forgot the doot doot doot-doot's! They're the best part!!
Vee

Crustacean
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« Reply #5 on: 12-04-2007 13:11 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by JBERGES:
You forgot the doot doot doot-doot's! They're the best part!!

You sir, are absolutely right.
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #6 on: 12-04-2007 13:40 »
« Last Edit on: 12-04-2007 13:40 »

I think I know most of them from memory or a least their semi-viable counterfeits.

   
Quote
Originally posted by Vee:

I brought the Elves back from vacation
Chained them up and called my holiday friends
Kwanzabot and the Hanukkah Zombie
Three mad wise men bearing murder and frankincense.

Damn You! Doot doot doot-doot.
Shut up! Now fetch those bunnies by the armful!
Says who!? Doot doot doot-doot.
Says me! Napalm makes them slightly more harmful.
No one here goes near that door, this toyshopís going to war!

Talmud says be slow to anger
Low down scammers got me seeing red
Got my tie-fighter out of the hangar
Jump back jack <Ö>

Ten Hut! Doot doot doot-doot.
Dreidel dreidel, I made it out of blasting clay!
Youíre nuts! Doot doot doot-doot.
And when itís dry and ready, for mercy they will pray
I canít wait 8 nights or more, this zombieís going to war!

Ch-check it out Kwanzabot in the nep-tizzle-hizzle,
with my inhuman-beatbox busy building missiles
They're guided by these little, dancing fairy figures
Careful little elf, thatís proximity triggered.

Iím fighting back for Kwanza so the children wonít miss it
Iím confused about its missing but I know it when they dis it
So Santa! Yeah K? CZ? Say hey!
Go slay those pimps Come on, pimp my sleigh!

Easy with that toy artillery, Torgoís powder deadly but unstable
Can they sue for liability?
Certainly not!
Use as much as you are able!

This bites! Doot doot doot-doot.
You signed away your rights when you were hired!
Now letís fight! Doot doot doot-doot.
Okay! Start those chestnuts roasting, Iím gonna open fire!
Prepare for gore galore, this trinity's going to war!

JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #7 on: 12-04-2007 13:51 »

Hmm, cleverer lyrics than I originally gave credit.

Should be:

"Iím confused about its meaning but I know it when they dis it"
Vee

Crustacean
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« Reply #8 on: 12-04-2007 14:36 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by JBERGES:
Should be:

"Iím confused about its meaning but I know it when they dis it"

Yup, typo.

Thanks DrThunder, I was wondering what Hanukkah Zombie had to do with karma. Makes a lot more sense this way.
FishyJoe

Honorary German
Urban Legend
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« Reply #9 on: 12-04-2007 20:26 »
« Last Edit on: 12-05-2007 00:00 »

"Jump back Jack, I'm jewish and I'm on meds"? I believe is the Hannukkah Zombie's line.

...I helped! [edit: d'oh. No I didn't...]

And yeah. This song rocks. Hilarious and catchy, and it seems perfectly natural with what's going on. That's how you do a musical number, man.
RatchetMan

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #10 on: 12-04-2007 21:55 »

"I'm jewish and I'm undead"
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #11 on: 12-05-2007 03:10 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by RatchetMan:
"I'm jewish and I'm undead"
That sounds right.
Zed 85

Space Pope
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« Reply #12 on: 12-05-2007 06:05 »

Yep - almost sure it's Jewish and undead. I also believe that the line is "Let's slay those pimps..." instead of "Go slay those pimps..."

I don't feel either of the songs top my favourite Futurama songs list, but that still doesn't make them anything less than hilarious, clever and nicely catchy  smile
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #13 on: 12-05-2007 10:36 »

So that's it? Whoo! Now I need to learn off by heart before christmas.
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #14 on: 12-05-2007 13:04 »

lol! i already learned the first one i might as well jump.... That one is my favorite from the film. I didn't really get the holiday song but it's really good now i have the lyrics!
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #15 on: 12-06-2007 21:13 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
I think I know most of them from memory or a least their semi-viable counterfeits.

   
Quote
Originally posted by Vee:

I brought the Elves back from vacation
Chained them up and called my holiday friends
Kwanzabot and the Hanukkah Zombie
Three mad wise men bearing murder and frankincense.

Damn You! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
Shut up! Now fetch those bunnies by the armful!
Says who!? Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
Says me! Napalm makes them slightly more harmful.
No one here goes near that door, this toyshopís going to war!

Talmud says be slow to anger
Low-down scammers got me seeing red
Got my TIE fighter out of the hangar
Jump back jack
'Cause I'm Jewish and I'm udead

Ten Hut! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
Dreidl dreidl, I made it out of blasting clay!
Youíre nuts! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
And when itís dry and ready, for mercy they will pay
I canít wait 8 nights or more, this zombieís going to war!

Check, check it out Kwanzabot in the Neptizzle[/u]-hizzle,
with my inhuman-beatbox busy building missiles
They're guided by these cute, dancing fairy figures
Careful little elf, thatís proximity triggered.

Iím fighting back for Kwanza so the children wonít miss it
Iím confused about its meaning but I know it when they dis it
So Santa!
Yeah K?
CZ?
Hey hey!
Go slay them pimps] Come on, pimp my sleigh!

Easy with that toy artillery, Torgoís powder's deadly but unstable
Can they sue for liability?
Certainly not!
Use as much as you are able!

This bites! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
You signed away your rights when you were hired!
Now letís fight! Doot doot doot-doot.
Okay! Chestnuts roasting, Iím gonna open fire!
Prepare for gore galore, this trinity's going to war!

DT88 I made some changes because I was just watching BBS with the subtitle and a few of the lines that you posted were off by a word or two here and there or some stuff was miss spelled.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #16 on: 12-07-2007 09:35 »

I still think it's "LETS slay them pimps" but, that's probably it.
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #17 on: 12-07-2007 11:35 »

Nope I even checked it with the subtitles on.
Officer 1BDI

Starship Captain
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« Reply #18 on: 12-07-2007 12:26 »
« Last Edit on: 12-07-2007 12:26 »

Subtitles aren't always 100% accurate, though.    I think yours are correct; I'm just throwing that out. =P

Incidentally, now that I can see the lyrics, I can conclude that this song is made of awesome.
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #19 on: 12-07-2007 13:25 »

It was awesome even when I didn't know the lyrics
LoRdSyN

Poppler
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« Reply #20 on: 12-07-2007 16:27 »

I'm just happy to hear Coolio rappin haha
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #21 on: 12-07-2007 22:25 »
« Last Edit on: 12-07-2007 22:25 »

I just never thought I'd see the day I heard Mark Hamill rapping and as a jewish zombie no less.

Ipgee: "Life is good."
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #22 on: 12-07-2007 22:28 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Frisco17:
I just never thought I'd see the day I'd hear Mark Hamill rapping and as a jewish zombie no less.

Ipgee: "Life is good."

Sayna

Crustacean
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« Reply #23 on: 12-09-2007 13:34 »

 
Quote
ZZ? Say hey!

It's "CZ" as in "Chanukah Zombie."
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #24 on: 12-30-2007 00:15 »

Nice reference to I Have a Little Dreidel. Just noticed that.

.

Poppler
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« Reply #25 on: 07-04-2009 06:23 »

I brought the Elves back from vacation
Chained them up and called my holiday friends
Kwanzabot and the Hanukkah Zombie
Three mad wise men bearing murder and frankincense.

Damn You! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
Shut up! Now fetch those bunnies by the armful!
Says who!? Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
Says me! Napalm makes them slightly more harmful.
No one here goes near that door, this toy shopís going to war!

Talmud says be slow to anger
Low-down scammers got me seeing red
Got my TIE-fighter out of the hangar
Jump back jack
'Cause I'm Jewish and I'm undead

Ten Hut! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
Dreidl dreidl, I made it out of blasting clay!
Youíre nuts! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
And when itís dry and ready, for mercy they will pay
I canít wait 8 nights or more, this zombieís going to war!

Check, check it out Kwanzabot in the Neptizzle-hizzle,
with my inhuman-beatbox busy building missiles
They're guided by these cute, dancing fairy figures
Careful little elf, thatís proximity triggered.

Iím fighting back for Kwanzaa so the children wonít miss it
Iím confused about its meaning but I know it when they dis it
So Santa!
Yeah K?
CZ?
Hey hey!
Let's slay them pimps, Come on, pimp my sleigh!

Easy with that toy artillery, Torgoís powder's deadly but unstable
Can they sue for liability?
Certainly not!
Use as much as you are able!

This bites! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
You signed away your rights when you were hired!
Now letís fight! Doot doot doot-doot.
Okay! Chestnuts roasting, Iím gonna open fire!
Prepare for gore galore, this trinity's going to war!
Svip

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #26 on: 07-04-2009 17:13 »

Good one, full stop.

The Infosphere has kept us covered for a good while now.
pat_small
Poppler
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« Reply #27 on: 08-08-2009 20:12 »

I was watching the song, couldn't hear all the words, so I searched on google and found this. I also noticed the smallest mistake with the subtitles on...

I brought the Elves back from vacation
Chained them up and called my holiday friends
Kwanzabot and the Hanukkah Zombie
Three mad wise men bearing murder and frankincense.

Damn You! Doo doo doo do do.
Shut up! Now fetch those bunnies by the armful!
Says who!? Doo doo doo do do.
Says me! Napalm makes them slightly more harmful.
No one here goes near that door, this toy shopís going to war!

Comet says be slow to anger
Low-down scammers got me seeing red
Got my TIE-fighter out of the hangar
Jump back jack
'Cause I'm Jewish and I'm undead

Ten Hut! Doo doo doo do do.
Dreidel dreidel, I made it out of blasting clay!
Youíre nuts! Doo doo doo do do.
And when itís dry and ready, for mercy they will pay
I canít wait 8 nights or more, this zombieís going to war!

Check, check it out Kwanzabot in the Neptizzle-hizzle,
with my inhuman-beatbox busy building missiles
They gotta buy these cute, dancing fairy figures
Careful little elf, thatís proximity triggered.

Iím fighting back for Kwanzaa so the children wonít miss it
Iím confused about its meaning but I know it when they dis it
So Santa!
Yeah K?
CZ?
Hey hey!
Let's slay them pimps, Come on, pimp my sleigh!

Easy with that toy artillery, Torgoís powder's deadly but unstable
Can they sue for liability?
Certainly not!
Use as much as you are able!

This bites! Doo doo doo do do.
You signed away your rights when you were hired!
Now letís fight! Doo doo doodoot.
Okay! Chestnuts roasting, Iím gonna open fire!
Prepare for gore galore, this trinity's going to war!

Great, that should be it...

Correct it if you find any mistakes
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #28 on: 08-09-2009 14:25 »


   Correct it if you find any mistakes


Okay...


   Comet Talmud says be slow to anger


Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
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