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Kimbo
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« on: 09-13-2007 22:24 »

Hi everyone I'm a newb and I adore Futurama  smile

I was also wondering if you guys remember any serious or deep Futurama quotes?  I know they are out there but I just wish I had a collection of it.  Most quotes I find on sites are hilarious but I really wanted to capture the more "deep" parts of the show.

If anyone remembers anything really good, please post it.  It can be a funny quote, just as long as it's also meaningful.
SonicPanther

Professor
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« Reply #1 on: 09-13-2007 22:30 »

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." Makes you think.

And welcome to PEEL!
Kimbo
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« Reply #2 on: 09-13-2007 23:09 »

Darn it, I was seriously about to post that same quote!

Thanks for the welcome.  smile

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Nothing is impossible. Not if you can imagine it. That's what being is a scientist is all about.

Leela: You know, Fry? I don't care if you're not the most important person in the universe. It really makes me happy to see you right now.

Fry: Then I am the most important person in the universe.
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #3 on: 09-13-2007 23:37 »

Hey, is your name Kim too? Uh, welcome, I guess.

"Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything."
coldangel

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« Reply #4 on: 09-14-2007 00:41 »

"Please don't stop playing, Fry. I want to hear how it ends."
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #5 on: 09-14-2007 12:02 »

Leela: Professor, please! Society's never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other.

Said in jest, but the writers do have a point there.
Kimbo
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« Reply #6 on: 09-14-2007 12:06 »
« Last Edit on: 09-14-2007 12:06 »

Worm: No creature would willingly make an idiot out of himself!

Fry: Obviously, you've never been in love!

And yes, my name is Kim ^_^

Btw, does anyone remember what Fry told Cubert near the end of his first episode? All I remember was how impressed I was at Fry - he was really telling him off and showed he cared a lot about the professor. I wish I could remember the quote I'm thinking about...
any1else

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« Reply #7 on: 09-14-2007 12:28 »

Hmm...What Fry told Cubert? *mind blank* I know Cubert started believing in what the professor had been trying to get him to realise earlier in the episode? Otherwise  hmpf

And off the top of my head -

Leela: You're lonely, and I'm lonely. But together, we're lonely together.


Fry: If those aren't tears of happiness, please stop crying.
  smile Always thought that was sweet.
Kimbo
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« Reply #8 on: 09-14-2007 13:12 »

All I remember is that Fry got really angry at Cubert and started telling him off.  I think it was b/c they thought the professor wasn't going to live or something like that...and Fry started saying something along the lines of, "You never believed in the professor!" He said a whole long thing that I can't remember now. Oh, well.  frown

Here's another - Leela: How many planets could there be?

Zoidberg also has a few good ones that I don't recall...
any1else

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« Reply #9 on: 09-14-2007 13:20 »

I think your mind may have created its own scene over time. Although I haven't seen that episode as much as most others... confused

Zoidberg: But you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

Little Farnsworth: Thanks for all your help, Weewa. Once we've gwown up, you can go back to your family. We'll never bother you again.
Leela: Well..you could bother me a little.
 
km73

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« Reply #10 on: 09-14-2007 14:59 »

 
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And yes, my name is Kim

Cool  smile

 
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Originally posted by any1else:

Fry: If those aren't tears of happiness, please stop crying.
   smile Always thought that was sweet.

Yeah, it is.

Oh, there's also that other part from Cyber House Rules, where Fry is asking Leela if she wants to be normal like Adlai with no severe mental or physical defects (?), or a freak like the PE crew. I don't have the  exact quote at hand right now. I think that episode tends to be underrated.

 
El_Luxo

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« Reply #11 on: 09-14-2007 15:09 »

 
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Originally posted by SonicPanther:
"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." Makes you think.

And welcome to PEEL!

That was the first quote i thought about when i saw the link to this thread. But i get the feeling that the producers/writers are extra proud with that quote, so they end the episode with repeating it.
Its good, but not THAT good, right?  smile

Smitty

Professor
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« Reply #12 on: 09-14-2007 15:13 »

 
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Originally posted by SonicPanther:
"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." Makes you think.

And welcome to PEEL!

That's a rubbish quote. "Right and wrong are just words. What matters is what you do" is much better.
Officer 1BDI

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« Reply #13 on: 09-14-2007 20:19 »
« Last Edit on: 09-14-2007 20:19 »

 
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Originally posted by Kimbo:
Btw, does anyone remember what Fry told Cubert near the end of his first episode?

 
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Fry: We've gotta get him back.

Cubert: Impossible! No one knows where they take those old geezers.

Fry: Nothing is impossible. You'd know that if you really took after the Professor, like I do.

Cubert: You're his uncle, dummy. He takes after you.

Fry: Uh ... what?

Cubert: Wait a second. That means I also take after you!

[He screams.]

On an unrelated but still relevant note:

 
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Bender: Fry, what's wrong?

Fry: Think about it: Seymour lived a full life after I was gone. He probably even added new songs to his repertoire.

Bender: But that's a good thing. Walking On Sunshine sucks noodles!

Fry: I had Seymour till he was three. That's when I knew him and that's when I loved him. I'll never forget him. But he forgot me a long, long time ago.

And we all know what happened next.    frown

If you're ever searching for an exact quote from an episode, The Futurama Madhouse has a complete episode transcript section that makes for a great resource.
Kimbo
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« Reply #14 on: 09-14-2007 23:07 »

Hey, that's great. Thanks officer 1B!  smile
coldangel

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« Reply #15 on: 09-15-2007 02:48 »

"Leela! You're awake!"

"Of course I'm awake... you wouldn't stop waking me."

-The Sting
Kimbo
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« Reply #16 on: 09-15-2007 21:39 »
« Last Edit on: 09-15-2007 21:39 »

Leela: Listen, I'm scared too. But I'm more scared of disappointing myself.

Fry: I thought that maybe if you heard a familiar voice it might help keep your mind together. But who knows if it really got through.

Leela: The only time I feel alright is with you, in my dreams.

Fry: This isn't the way Christmas is supposed to be.

Fry: Well, I spent every penny I had but I bet Leela's gonna love you.

Leela: You didn't need to buy me a present, Fry.
Fry: I just wanted to do something to make you happy. I mean, I miss my family but you never even had a family.
Leela: It's OK. You're lonely and I'm lonely. But, together, we're lonely together.

Fry: My fellow fish monsters, far be it for me to question your stupid civilisation or its dumb customs, but is squeezing each other's brains out with a giant nutcracker really going to solve anything?

Leela: I guess I was so desperate to find out who I really was, I forgot who I really was.

Fry: Dr. Zoidberg is my friend, and though a woman has come between us, I say we'll always remain friends.

Of course, we all know what happens to Fry after that. But it's the thought that counts right? Lol
Frisco17

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« Reply #17 on: 09-15-2007 22:58 »

Bender: "I'll never be to good or to evil again, from now on I'll just be me."

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Leela: "I don't have words to say how wonderful you are, Fry. I haven't felt this happy since double-soup Tuesday at the orphanarium."

Fry: "When I'm with you, every day seems like double-soup Tuesday."
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #18 on: 09-16-2007 21:59 »

 
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Originally posted by coldangel_1:
"Please don't stop playing, Fry. I want to hear how it ends."

That's my favorite serious quote, Coldy.  It's a nice, sincere way for the original series to end...   cry
Kimbo
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« Reply #19 on: 09-17-2007 09:31 »

I love Freela. Or whatever their ship name is. Lol.
David A

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« Reply #20 on: 09-17-2007 15:42 »

 
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Originally posted by km73:
Oh, there's also that other part from Cyber House Rules, where Fry is asking Leela if she wants to be normal like Adlai with no severe mental or physical defects (?), or a freak like the PE crew. I don't have the  exact quote at hand right now. I think that episode tends to be underrated.

Fry: "What's so wonderful about Leela being normal?  The rest of us aren't normal, and that's what makes us great.  Like, Dr. Zoidberg.  He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage, and does."

Zoidberg: "Damn right!"

Fry: "And the professor's a senile, amoral crackpot."

Professor: "Ooeeay!"

Fry: "Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant."

Hermes: "Tally me banana!"

Fry: "Amy's a klutz from Mars."

Amy: "Sploops!"

Professor: "And Fry, you've got that brain thing."

Fry: "I already did!  So Leela, do you wanna be like us, or do you wanna be like Adelai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?"
Xanfor

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« Reply #21 on: 09-17-2007 15:50 »

 
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Originally posted by SonicPanther:

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

Theologically speaking, this is Futurama's deepest quote.

KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #22 on: 09-17-2007 17:34 »

I agree that's Futurama's deepest quote.  How about this one from Bender?

Bender: "Inside, you have a heart of a robot!  Just like inside me, I have the heart of a human!" 
El_Luxo

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #23 on: 09-17-2007 18:37 »

 
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Originally posted by KurtPikachu2001:
I agree that's Futurama's deepest quote.  How about this one from Bender?

Bender: "Inside, you have a heart of a robot!  Just like inside me, I have the heart of a human!" 

I agree, that could have a deeper meaning. Though Bender is not cheesy enough to be that deep about anything . But it could!  smile

Frisco17

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« Reply #24 on: 09-17-2007 21:18 »

Bender: "Everybody's a jerk, you, me, that jerk. That's my philosophy."
El_Luxo

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« Reply #25 on: 09-18-2007 05:52 »

Bender: "Nine, ten, a big fat hen.... the names Bender" *Bender lights up a cigarr* . <-- now that is some deep shit  big grin
Xanfor

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« Reply #26 on: 09-18-2007 12:21 »

 
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Originally posted by Kimbo:
Worm: No creature would willingly make an idiot out of himself!

Fry: Obviously, you've never been in love!

Well, it took me seven times to finally catch the full meaning of this, so I suppose it's deep too...

Either that or I am...

Kimbo
Crustacean
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« Reply #27 on: 09-18-2007 19:53 »

 
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Originally posted by El_Luxo:
Bender: "Nine, ten, a big fat hen.... the names Bender" *Bender lights up a cigarr* . <-- now that is some deep shit   big grin

Lol. It brings a tear to my eye each time 

  big grin
El_Luxo

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #28 on: 09-19-2007 11:58 »

Sure does ^^ If he had a poem collection i would buy it and use it to score with chicks.
Osman

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« Reply #29 on: 09-19-2007 15:06 »

Bender: "I'm scared"

Sal: "Of course your scared, it's parts of the human condition. Why do you think I put on this tough guy facade? Now beat it.

An interesting conversation between a robot and a slob if there ever was one.
The Mullet

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« Reply #30 on: 09-19-2007 21:09 »

"and as the candy hearts poured into the firey quazar, a wonderous thing happened why not...and it couldnt have been better unless it was also valentines day. what, it was?! hooray!" -dr z
i couldnt remember all the words, hopefully that one is meaningful enough. 
Xanfor

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« Reply #31 on: 09-19-2007 21:44 »

Quasar.

Sorry. That was my pet peeve. I have to feed it once a day or it explodes.

The Mullet

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« Reply #32 on: 09-19-2007 21:46 »

Aww, thanks, i didn't even notice.  sorry 'bout that.
Xanfor

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« Reply #33 on: 09-19-2007 21:53 »
« Last Edit on: 09-19-2007 21:53 »

Oh, and I forgot to say welcome to PEEL!

Check out our Wiki.   wink

It's everything you want to know.  eek  eek  eek
IamBender

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« Reply #34 on: 10-16-2007 21:08 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by SonicPanther:
"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." Makes you think.

And welcome to PEEL!


I love that one 2
  cool
RavenStar

Professor
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« Reply #35 on: 10-16-2007 21:45 »
« Last Edit on: 10-16-2007 21:45 »

   
Quote
Originally said by Fry:
But you're better than normal. You're abnormal!

That is a motto for life, as far as I'm concerned.
FryFangirlLisa

Bending Unit
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« Reply #36 on: 10-16-2007 22:12 »

I don't think this is the exact quote.  But it's what I can remember off the top of my head anyway.  XD


Fry:  Come on Bender, you have to make your own decisions in life.  That's what sets people and robots apart from animals, and animal robots.

Bender:  You're full of crap, Fry!  *antenna is shocked*  You make a persuasive argument, Fry!
BigBen

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« Reply #37 on: 10-20-2007 23:03 »

Robot #2: Mumbo, perhaps. Jumbo, perhaps not! With all your modern science are you any closer to understanding the mystery of how a robot walks or talks?


 big grin
BigBen

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« Reply #38 on: 10-21-2007 14:08 »

Ok a serious 1 now:

Zapp-"In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces"


Its kinda like "in the game of life...
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