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futz
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« Reply #80 on: 07-11-2007 12:06 »

Zoidberg: Soooo... sniping that off is fatal to your species?

Leela: Yeah, but we can always get another beureacrat.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #81 on: 07-11-2007 13:59 »

Leela: "Does Amy seem... different at all today?"

Zoidberg: "Well, she came to me complaining about this terrible pain in her stomach she did. So, being the smart non-malpractcing doctor I am, I began to look at examine her digestive sac, and - Fry surgically removed her frontal lobe!"
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #82 on: 07-11-2007 17:18 »
« Last Edit on: 07-11-2007 17:18 »

   
Quote
Originally posted by Robo D Rulz!!:




Zoidberg: Leela, I have to say this... I-I love you!
Leela: *Vomits and acts like nothing happened*  Oh, you just miss Edna. Wait, I thought that love was unknown in your species.
Zoidberg: Well Fry tought me the meaning of love and i know I love you.
Director (OS): Cut! Leela if your going to throw up can't you wait until the scene is done?
Amy: Man this script sucks.
Director(OS): Now lets try this again.

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Frisco17

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« Reply #83 on: 07-11-2007 22:02 »

Zoidberg: "Leela you have to help me! I saw a hypnosis kit on tv so I bought eight and tried it out on Amy. But the worst part is now she won't leave me alone."

Amy: "What is thy bidding my master?"

Zoidberg: "You see? YOU SEE!?"

Leela: "I'd love to help but I kinda like her better this way. She's been standing there for five minutes and hasn't insulted me once."
Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #84 on: 07-12-2007 20:43 »

There all funny but in the end their can only be one winner.........and one runner up.

Frisco17 Wins!

Runner up: dr.Bender nye

Thanks for playing!!  big grin
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #85 on: 07-13-2007 15:52 »

Cool, I never knew i had so many runner up places recently, Perhaps i shouldn't offend the new simpsons i get better without it.
Frisco17

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« Reply #86 on: 07-13-2007 21:32 »

WOOO! My second win and more importantly I'm not gonna be away from my computer and miss it.

Ok try this one.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #87 on: 07-13-2007 22:21 »

Professor: "Get a room!"
Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #88 on: 07-13-2007 22:47 »

Leela: Fry, this is the last time I  am going to say this. You have to apologize to the Professor!

Fry: No, I WILL not apologize, I'm  just going to come out and say it, he CAN"T drive and I won't keep biting my lip about it.

*The Professor just grunts*

Leela:*Quitely so Farnsworth won't hear* I agree with you Fry but you know how bad of a mood he gets in when he's insulted, and he said we won't get our pay checks until you say your sorry.

bend_her

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« Reply #89 on: 07-14-2007 02:22 »

Leela: Fry, the professor needs that kidney, and you know it! Without him, we won't even have this ship!

Fry: No! The kidney's mine, I had it first!

Professor Farnsworth: Hmpf! Ungrateful uncle!
futz
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« Reply #90 on: 07-14-2007 09:43 »
« Last Edit on: 07-14-2007 09:43 »

Fry: Bye, bye...

Leela: Now he won't stop singing "American Pie"!

Fry: Drove my Chevy...

Prof: The infection is very strong, last night it was all Barry Manilow.

Fry: Them good old boys...

Leela: Oh God, can we save him!?!

Prof: I've used up the Zepplin and almost all the Zappa. We might have to go to the Ice Nine vaults on Taper 4.

Fry: Make you wanna, make you wanna...

Leela: Dave Mathews! Professor is there hope!?!

Prof: Maybe, we'll have to move fast!
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #91 on: 07-14-2007 10:54 »

Fry: Leela, I thought you said you we're a lesbian
Leela: No, I'm Bi. But I'll give us a go.
Prof.: Why can't you let ME go?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #92 on: 07-14-2007 15:06 »

Fry: Leela, please don't hurt me. I'm still spongy and bruised from all the snu-snu that I recived from the Amazonians.
Leela: But Fry I thought that you always wanted this.
Fry: Not now let me recover from the Amazonians version of snu-snu.
Leela: Fine if you wont do it I'll just do it with someone else. Professor?
Professor: Who are you?

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Frisco17

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« Reply #93 on: 07-14-2007 18:06 »

bend_her wins!

Sine Wave very close second.
bend_her

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« Reply #94 on: 07-15-2007 05:20 »

Given everyone's obsession with snu-snu, here ya go:



Decapodian

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« Reply #95 on: 07-15-2007 05:33 »

Fry: Wow, I never knew Leela got so aroused whenever someone played 'Little Brown Jug'.
dru26

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« Reply #96 on: 07-15-2007 06:11 »

Leela: ooh fry i never knew you were into kinki stuff

Fry: what do ya mean?

Leela: arn't you going to shove your holo-phone up my ass
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #97 on: 07-15-2007 08:32 »

Fry: "I understand the arousing Lengerai, but whats with the Magic Flute?"
Leela: "It's kind of a weirder version of the ping-pong ball trick."
Fry: "Wow, Aren't Instruments fun?"
futz
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« Reply #98 on: 07-15-2007 09:34 »

Leela: (Oh God! This is terrible.) Fry, I've never heard "My Sharona" played quite like that.

Fry: You liked it?

Leela: (Think, Leela think!) Oh yes I'm really in the mood now. You wanna do...

Fry: Cool. I'll do "Louie, Louie" for you.

Leela: (Damn!)
LayZ341

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« Reply #99 on: 07-15-2007 09:50 »

Fry: Um Leela, I'm a little uncomfortable.  What exactly do you want me to do with that flute?
Leela: Oh Fry, you have the wrong idea.  Put that away, I want you not the flute. I have something bigger anyways.
Fry: What?
Leela: Nothing.
Xanfor

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« Reply #100 on: 07-15-2007 10:42 »
« Last Edit on: 07-15-2007 10:42 »

Now you see LayZ, that would be funny if Fry didn't take as long as me to understand.  hmpf

Really.

One Eventuality

Fry: I'm still not following you...
Leela: Well... Well, you see...
Fry: Yes?
Bender(Off screen): Hey, could you two keep it down in there? I'm recording the last episode of Friends. Do you know how many episodes there were? If I miss this one, I'll have to wait seven meatbag lifetimes just for it to roll around again, and that's on the Friends channel! Nothin' but Friends, all the time! Twenty-five hours a day, all night and weekends too! All episodes played in order! And don't bother waiting, either. I've still got the first fourty-five seasons to record after this, and then after that I have to transcribe movies ten through seventy-eight of the Harry Potter series!
(Pause)
Fry: Your place?
Leela: Let's go now!

Sine Wave

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« Reply #101 on: 07-15-2007 12:09 »

Leela: "Uh, hi, Philip J. Fry-bot."

PJF-Bot: "What up, *TURANGA_LEELA*"
Frisco17

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« Reply #102 on: 07-15-2007 23:02 »
« Last Edit on: 07-15-2007 23:02 »

Just to be different I'm actually not doing something perverted.

Fry: "What's this?" <Rubs holophonor, Leela pops out>
Leela: "Hello master."
Lrr: "This is the worst I Dream of Genie episode ever! Your planet will suffer for this!"
Fry: "Well I was enjoying it."
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #103 on: 07-16-2007 22:08 »

LayZ341 wins!
Frisco17 comes in second... good one!

Xanfor, they already were at Leela's place... just nitpicking.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #104 on: 07-16-2007 23:12 »

bend_her

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« Reply #105 on: 07-17-2007 00:12 »

Fry: She's MINE, pipsqueak!
Decapodian

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« Reply #106 on: 07-17-2007 03:58 »

Cubert: Face it Fry. You're as dumb as a monkey.
Fry: Am not!

(Starts scratching armpit)

dr.bender nye

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« Reply #107 on: 07-17-2007 08:40 »
« Last Edit on: 07-17-2007 08:40 »

Fry: When I was your age, I had to eat what i was given, then go into the bathrooom to throw it back up because normally it was found on the floor, so don't taginize me if I tell you to get on a diet.

Cubert: Look who's talking.

Fry: Go to your laser cage. By the way, I'm getting a Divorce, Leela.

Leela: Oh, Fry, NO!

Fry: Then when we had fun with it in bed using that, I'll make you mac n cheese.


futz
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« Reply #108 on: 07-17-2007 14:09 »

Fry: ... and what I say goes cause I'm bigger than you, and older!

Leela: Ah, Fry.

Cubert: Drop dead old timer!

Fry: Now you're gonna get it!

Leela: Fry.

Cubert: Max!

Fry: Who's Max?

Leela: I'd say he's Cubert's new battle droid standing over there.
Frisco17

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« Reply #109 on: 07-17-2007 23:24 »

Cubert: "Check it out. I created a miniature universe in this bubble. What have you done lately idiot."

Fry: "Hey I could make a tiny universe to if I wanted to, that's kids stuff. I have more important things to do anyway."

Cubert: "Oh yeah, like what?"

Fry: "Hey Leela wana come over to my place after work?"

Leela: "Sure."

Fry: <Walks out with Leela> "Have fun with your bubble world Cubert."
DrThunder88

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« Reply #110 on: 07-18-2007 02:12 »

Fry: I wasn't sucking it.  I was nursing a hangnail.
Leela: You know, you'd stop getting those if you'd quit biting your nails.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #111 on: 07-18-2007 03:39 »

Fry: I am NOT stupid.  I'll have you know my high school voted me most likely to fail, but I proved them...

Cubert: Oh yeah?  A moron says "what".

Fry: What?

Cubert: I rest my case...
Sine Wave

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« Reply #112 on: 07-18-2007 12:21 »

Fry: "You might be smarter than me, but I can do tons of stuff you never will!"

Cubert: "Like what, eating expired potato salad? Pfah!"

Fry: "Yeah, well I thought it would still be good. Besides, I meant stuff that matters, like having a date with a cyclops."

Leela: "Wait, what?!"
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #113 on: 07-19-2007 15:41 »

Sine Wave wins.
Decapodian

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« Reply #114 on: 07-20-2007 05:23 »

I thought Frisco was going to win yet again.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #115 on: 07-20-2007 15:12 »

LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #116 on: 07-20-2007 15:47 »

Bender:And...and then....the car wash touched me.
Leela: Don't worry, Bender.  Fry is going to wash you now and he won't do anything you're not comfortable with.
futz
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« Reply #117 on: 07-20-2007 22:14 »

Bender: Ah! That feels a lot better! Oh yeah!

Leela: This wouldn't happen every winter if you would drink more glycol and less martinis.

Bender: Well Fry was no help. I asked him to losen up my drain cock but he wouldn't do it.

Fry: You never said "drain".
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #118 on: 07-21-2007 00:46 »

Bender: Well, time for me to whip up some of my famous "Bender Burgers"... aw, crap, where did that cat go now?

Fry retches

Fry: bleargh Good thing I brought this bucket along...

Leela: I, uh, gotta go...

Leela runs out, covering her mouth
DrThunder88

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« Reply #119 on: 07-21-2007 02:45 »

Bender: Hold on a minute, how is this testing Einstein's explanation of relativity?
Fry: I don't know.  Leela only talked about it for a minute.
Leela: We talked about it for an hour!
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