A Trillion Miles? The New Grab Caption Contest Thread.

[Reply #600 on:]

Lee Lemon: You said this movie was going to be a documentary about Castro.

[Reply #601 on:]

Zapp; As you can see, Mr. President, the special hormone therapy you ordered for our soldiers is having some disturbingly sexy side-effects.

[Reply #602 on:]

This'll be hard to pick.

[Reply #603 on:]

Leela: But Mr. President, we all have to take showers, right away! The f of the leaves we fell into was equal to Δφ!
Nixon: What does that mean, soldier?
Leela: It was Poisson Ivy!

[Reply #604 on:]

Can I pick one now?

[Reply #605 on:]

Xanfor, you geek 

[Reply #606 on:]

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
Can I pick one now?

You can declare a winner at anytime you see fit.

[Reply #607 on:]

Okay... they're all good. Xanfor's one is probably the cleverest because I don't understand it, but I have to go with futz. The idea of a Castro-themed porn movie holds some strange appeal.

[Reply #608 on:]

(Zapp: Now Kif, fetch a cigar.)

[Reply #609 on:]

Bender: I wonder if humans look like that inside, too... welp, only one way t'find out. Oh, Fryyyy...

[Reply #610 on:]

Bender: You mean Soylent Green isn't people?  What a rip!

[Reply #611 on:]

Bender: Yes, do you have kosher pork-chops?

[Reply #612 on:]

Bender (in a low voice): Say, buddy, I just fixed a rat problem, you guys in need of some extra mince meat?

[Reply #613 on:]

Bender: "I don't think the term "Meat Feast" was meant to be like this, Meatbag"

[Reply #614 on:]

Bender's Big Score Act II, Scene 37: Bender must retrieve the most delicious ham that ever existed.

[Reply #615 on:]

Bender walked into a meat-bar.
Ouch!

[Reply #616 on:]

Bender: (Shocked) "Is that what humans use sausage links for!?!"

[Reply #617 on:]

Bender: Do you guys buy... *looks around, leans in with hand next to mouth, whispers* orphans?"
 

[Reply #618 on:]

Very close but I'll have to pick Frisco17.

[Reply #619 on:]

[Burns]
Excellent
[/Burns]

[Reply #620 on:]

Leela: Maybe it's the brownies Bender made but did you ever notice what a facinating ceiling this room has?

Fry: Oooh...!

Prof: My!

[Reply #621 on:]

Leela: Amy, just because Bender dared you to hang from the ceiling wearing a miniskirt and no underwear, didn't mean you actually had to do it!

Professor: Oh my. I'd be having a heart attack right now if it still worked.

[Reply #622 on:]

Leela: I think we should hire a decorator.  The paint in here just doesn't go with this this couch.  Also, this giant, Professor-shaped throw pillow is pretty creepy.

[Reply #623 on:]

Leela: I mean who actually takes the expression "get bent" literally.

[Reply #624 on:]

Leela: Yeah, yeah, the Professor discovered a way to replace all his bones with pipe-cleaners, but look at that stain on the wall! It's shaped exactly like David X. Cohen's buttocks.

[Reply #625 on:]

Leela: Why did someone write '√2' on the ceiling?
Farnsworth: I'm sure there's a rational explanation...

[Reply #626 on:]

[Fry] Nerd altert![Fry]

Farnsworth: Why does my back hurt?
Leela: Bender you said he was dead.
Bender: I said he was dying.
Farnsworth: I have to get that casserole out of the oven but I seem to be tacked to this chair.
Fry: Why is there a binary code on the celing?

Where this was going is beyond me...

[Reply #627 on:]

When Leela pointed out the giant meteor headed for the city, the Professor knew that there was only one way for him to go: lying down. After all, he was already in his pajamas.

[Reply #628 on:]

Leela: I don't understand, what exactly is going on?
Prof: Zoidberg believes he can climb into the corner, all because he wants the rat tail comming out from there that seemed to mutate into a mushroom.
Fry: How did my bathroom mushroom get up there?

[Reply #629 on:]

Futz's was great. 

Coldy wins the random award. 

I don't really know what the hell Bendersfan1221 is talking about. 

Xanfor made me remember my 11th grade math class     

But Kryten's was the best so he wins.   

[Reply #630 on:]

I had no idea what I was talking about either. I just typed.

[Reply #631 on:]

*pulls High School diploma off the wall & throws away*
*replaces with 'random award'*

[Reply #632 on:]

@Coldangel: You have a high school diploma?

[Reply #633 on:]

Mine:

Show spoiler

It was agreed by all that this was Broadway's worst season ever.

Of course, I can't win, so it's up to you.

[Reply #634 on:]

Zoidberg finally lives his dream of being a big-time stand-up comedian.

[Reply #635 on:]

Zoidberg: Is it me, or do these scrubs make me look fat?

[Reply #636 on:]

Leela: (O.S.) I know it's your dream to see you name in lights, Zoidberg, but bioluminescent bacteria belong in your colon, not a marquee.

[Reply #637 on:]

FOX's new show: Everybody Finds Zoidberg Ugly

[Reply #638 on:]

Although the Professor's theory was correct Dr. Zoidberg could not light the sign with the static electricity generated by his thighs rubbing together for very long.

[Reply #639 on:]

Would zoidberg's new and improved mating dance attract the ladies? No. Not likely.