A Trillion Miles? The New Grab Caption Contest Thread.

[Reply #560 on:]

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:
"Hey Bender, I just wondered... How did you manage to get so much custard out of such a small cat?"

LOL! I regocnise that quote ANYWHERE! and I don't think mine was rude, but let your imagination go wild.

[Reply #561 on:]

Dr.T , do we have a winner?

[Reply #562 on:]

Nope, everyone's a loser!

Sine Wave had the best caption though.

[Reply #563 on:]

Ha! Take that other losers!

[Reply #564 on:]

The aftermath of the New Years' party resulted in eight hangovers, three lawsuits, and a near-suicide when Fry realized exactly why his crotch smelled just like brine shrimp.

[Reply #565 on:]

Leela: Don't give up guys, I see the pizza delivery ship headed this way!

[Reply #566 on:]

The Planet Express Crew are fed up with Leela playing Eye Spy. Zoidberg wants to play Hide and Seek and hide in the Sofa.

[Reply #567 on:]

Fry: "WOW! I knew the Enterprise was real.

 Leela: "Oh no! They're comming back around for another pass."

Professor: "What do they want with us?"

Bender: (From behind the couch) "It don't know. I certanly doesn't have anything to do with anyone posting compromising pictures of their officers on the internet."

[Reply #568 on:]

Unbeknownst to Leela, her male crewmates had fallen hopelessly for the feminine wiles of the seductive couch-creature, and would soon be under its complete control.

[Reply #569 on:]

Leela: Don't worry guys, we've almost caught up with those con men who sold you those so called "male enhancement" pills.

[Reply #570 on:]

Leela: I hope you guys aren't playing Pauli Exclusion Principal Chairs on the couch again.

[Reply #571 on:]

Okay its been three days who wins Sine Wave?

[Reply #572 on:]

Hu-wha? Oh, I guess Dr. T wins.

[Reply #573 on:]

No tagbacks!

Just kidding, someone else can give it a go.

[Reply #574 on:]

Give it to Kryten - I liked his a lot.

[Reply #575 on:]

Let's just get the show on the road.

[Reply #576 on:]

Fry: "For the last time, Leela, those aren't someone else's couch fibers on my butt!"

[Reply #577 on:]

Leela: Ooh, 10X?  That's roughly 3.3 times naughtier than the XXX camera Bender used to take pictures of your butt with.

[Reply #578 on:]

Leela: What I don't understand is why is there a video of this weird trailer that looks like us?

Fry: Better than what you thought was gonna be in there

[Reply #579 on:]

Sine Wave: thanks for making me dribble coffee through my nose! :-p

Leela: See? I told you there are benefits to a daily bath!

Fry: *gulp*

[Reply #580 on:]

Fry: Whats the gerbil doing now?

[Reply #581 on:]

Freaking Awesome! 100 points for using a BBS grab.

Amy:(OS) "What about now?"

Fry: Can you two settle your bet faster? My ass is getting cold."

Leela: "No, still can't see it. Try switching to 20x magnification."

Fry: "Mabey you just can't see it cause you've got it too magnified?"

Bender:(OS) "I doubt it. WOOOO!"

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Leela: Can I ass you a question?

Fry: Must I always be the butt of your jokes?

[Reply #583 on:]

Leela: Is it just me, or has reality TV just gotten lazier?

[Reply #584 on:]

Leela: They forgot bender's arm and I think they're coming back for more!
Fry: hurry let's use the de-raping suits!
leela: umm...  I'll be by the enterance so they can do me fir... ugh... I mean So I can kick their asses

[Reply #585 on:]

LayZ341 wins this one.

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[Reply #587 on:]

Umbriel: "Fry, before we go any further I have to tell you something."

Fry: "Oh my God, your a man aren't you!?!"

Umbrial: "No actually I was going to say I have crabs." 

(That's right I went there. Yay for bad puns.)

PS: Sweet! I just made Cpt.

[Reply #588 on:]

Umbriel: None of the men in my family have anything like that.

[Reply #589 on:]

Umbriel: What the hell is that?
Fry: I was about to ask you the same question.

[Reply #590 on:]

Umbriel: "You... want me to cover one eye and yell at you a lot...?"

[Reply #591 on:]

Coldy wins, hands down!

[Reply #592 on:]

Announcer: "You did it, you can't un-do it!"

[Reply #593 on:]

@ Xanfor: second!

[Reply #594 on:]

The round is over. Coldy wins. Post your new grab. 

[Reply #595 on:]

Well since everyone has already declared a winner, coldangel_1 wins.  Hey, its just one less decision I have to make.

This would have been my dub:

Umbriel: I don't care how much it resembles a worm, I'm not putting that in my mouth.

[Reply #596 on:]

I won something?!   

[Reply #597 on:]

That was feaking brilliant Coldy.

Lee Lemon: "What the hell is going on here!?!"

Nixon: "Brannigan! For the last time that isn't why I'm called Tricky Dick Nixon!!"

[Reply #598 on:]

Lee Lemon: Why are there pictures of naked women in the showers?
Zapp: Because I like to feel dirty and clean at the same time.
Kif:*sigh*

[Reply #599 on:]

Lee Lemon Okaay, I think I've come in at the wrong moment.

Nixon Damn straight. Now make with the Vasoline or get out!