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Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #400 on: 09-23-2007 23:52 »

bend_her wins.
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #401 on: 09-24-2007 01:28 »


The Mullet

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #402 on: 09-24-2007 02:30 »

Professor: i told you it was big
Zoidberg: alright, enough with the bragging already. 
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #403 on: 09-24-2007 03:10 »

Professor: Here it is, The Talking Toilette I invented.
Fry: I don't like it, It's potty-mouthed
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #404 on: 09-24-2007 11:20 »

Hermes:  OK, we've all made Leela awkward for long enough.  Let's let her flush whatever's in that handkerchief and get back to work...
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #405 on: 09-24-2007 13:47 »

No matter how many services he attended Fry still found 31st Century religion confusing.
Organazation14

Bending Unit
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« Reply #406 on: 09-24-2007 16:57 »
« Last Edit on: 09-24-2007 16:57 »

Profesor: too bad I turned bender into a toilet.
Bender:  hey fry, can you look at fem-bot porn when you sit on me?  If not, then Bite my dirty toilet ass!
Leela: if fry takes a crap out of his ass, then I don't even want to know what's coming out of your ass!
Fry: yeah! why would I bite your ass?
Bender: becuase no one has ever biten my ass before.
Fry: really? I feel sorry for you, of course I'll bite it for you!
Bender: good thing those magazines were in the way, becuase I just took a crap behind them
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #407 on: 09-24-2007 18:27 »

While everyone else was occupied with the ceremonial flushing of the Almighty and Glorious Turd, the Professor realized that now would be the perfect time to test out his new vampire teeth...
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #408 on: 09-24-2007 19:09 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Sine Wave:
And so Bender B. Rodriguez became the first sentient being to defeat an Amazon solely through the use of superposition.

superposition is made up fictional magic that is made up and doesn't make sense because it is fake magic.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #409 on: 09-24-2007 22:54 »
« Last Edit on: 09-24-2007 22:54 »

Professor: "Now do you all believe that door really does still lead to the bathroom?"
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #410 on: 09-24-2007 23:30 »

Professor: Now, now, you all agreed when you made the bet.

Leela: Fine, let's get the orgy over with.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #411 on: 09-25-2007 20:41 »

Leela: *crying*
Fry: Don't worry Leela, we'll get some more.
Professor: Whew, that was a close one.  We almost didn't get rid of the stash before the cops came this time.
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #412 on: 09-25-2007 22:23 »
« Last Edit on: 09-25-2007 22:23 »

Professor: Good lord, Leela... I can't believe you just did that to the Ti'D'bollian Ambassador!
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #413 on: 09-26-2007 04:12 »

Professor: (Whistles Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" )
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #414 on: 09-26-2007 05:01 »

Saying goodbye to the Planet Express Goldfish would have been easier if the professor hadn't insisted on playing his imaginary bagpipes.
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #415 on: 09-27-2007 01:47 »

dr.bender nye wins
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #416 on: 09-27-2007 17:42 »

Cool!
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #417 on: 09-27-2007 19:35 »

Benders: ...forever and ever and ever and ever and ever...
Professor: Oh my, those two Kubrick Rubes have put themselves into an infinite loop.  I should've known this would happen since they spent all day shining themselves.
Fry: At least it's not as bad as last winter when they got full, metal jackets.[/b]

Take that, pop culture references!
Organazation14

Bending Unit
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« Reply #418 on: 09-27-2007 20:02 »

Benders: good news everyone!  We made a new Bender! meet Emo bender
emo bender: yo, if anyone need me I'll be killing myself in the Giant Can Opener
Bender A: okay! let's get to work on gay bender!
Benders: noooooooooooooooo!
The Mullet

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #419 on: 09-28-2007 00:57 »

TV commercial: any robots with a twin of a different color gains a consequence free five minutes in the bank vault of cash and diamonds.
Benders: *gasp*  rockin!
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #420 on: 09-28-2007 06:52 »

Professor: I'm seeing double! Four Benders!


Alright, that was crap.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #421 on: 09-28-2007 09:10 »

Bender 1: Their skin changed colors!
Bender A: Na, they just took off their clothes.
Bender 1: What's that... and thooose?
Bender A: You'll see.

Benders 1 & A: GASP!

Bender A: That may be a record.
Bender 1: How do they do that?
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #422 on: 09-28-2007 10:42 »

Tired of your regular brand of Bending Unit? Spice it up! Add to your collection the newest breed! It's sharper, it's stronger, it's shinier! Yes, it is! Be the envy of your neighboring hams! Get your Honey-Glazed Bender today!

It's Cooooooooooooool!


dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #423 on: 09-30-2007 13:45 »

This was difficult.
Winner: DT88 Prize - Bonjela and Next Framegrab
Runner-Up: Xanfor Prize - Dog Food
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #424 on: 10-01-2007 03:30 »

Whew, my syntax flUBB didn't get in the way.  I am relieved.

FryFangirlLisa

Bending Unit
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« Reply #425 on: 10-01-2007 04:12 »
« Last Edit on: 10-01-2007 04:12 »

Bender:  Woah Fry, what are you looking at?  You seem to be in a trance of some sort.

(Fry doesn't say anything, apparently oblivious to Bender speaking to him)

Leela:  Nah, he's not in a trance, he's just watching "Everybody Loves Hypnotoad" on the new big screen, projection TV.  *looks away from the TV*

Bender:  Huh?  We have a big sceen TV?  *turns head*  Ooh, looks expensive!  I might have to steal it from ya, hehe.

Hermes (off-screen):  If you steal it, you have to pay us back the price of the TV, plus interest!

Bender:  Oh crap!  Nevermind then, I'll just watch.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #426 on: 10-01-2007 04:29 »
« Last Edit on: 10-01-2007 04:29 »

Bender: Hey Leela, don't look now but I think Fry is fantasizing about what it would be like to sleep with you.

Leela: Wow, he seems so focused.
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #427 on: 10-01-2007 10:23 »

"Leela, don't look now, but look over there!"
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #428 on: 10-01-2007 10:42 »

Leela: "He doesn't actually think he can hypnotize me just by staring at me like that, does he?"

Bender: "If you're looking for insight into Fry's mind, I'm - not the droid you're looking for.

What just happened then?"
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #429 on: 10-01-2007 17:21 »
« Last Edit on: 10-01-2007 17:21 »

Fry: I'm disappointed in you both.

Bender: Hey, you get stuck in a blizzard in Des Moines overnight and see how bored you get. Besides the donkey was free with the room.
trickster381

Starship Captain
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« Reply #430 on: 10-01-2007 21:54 »

Bender- STOP LOOKING AT ME!

Fry- uhhhhhhh...

Bender- To Hell with you

(Fry turns head and a brainslug is on it)
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #431 on: 10-01-2007 22:23 »
« Last Edit on: 10-01-2007 22:23 »

Leela: "Bender what's wrong with Fry he keeps ignoring me when I try and talk to him."

Bender: "That's not Fry it's a life size dummy we had made so he could skip out on work. We've been doing it for three weeks and none of you even noticed. Hahahaha"

Leela: (Squints and looks closer) "It's so life like where'd you get it?"

Bender: "I know a guy."

Leela: "Well next time you see him have another one made."

Bender: "Why?"

Leela: (Looks around nervously) "No..reason."
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #432 on: 10-02-2007 00:02 »
« Last Edit on: 10-02-2007 00:02 »

@Frisco17's entry:
[sitcom audience]WHOOOOOOOO![/sitcom audience]


Bender: ...so then I pushed the old lady over, snatched her purse, ran over and grabbed the baby's candy too. I would've gotten away with it if...

(pause, Leela and Fry are staring at Bender)

Bender: What?

(they keep staring. Leela's scowling now)

Bender: WHAT?
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #433 on: 10-03-2007 03:05 »

Sine Wave...you play the game well.  And you will be rewarded.
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #434 on: 10-03-2007 17:20 »

The Mullet

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #435 on: 10-03-2007 18:08 »

FRY: why cant you be happy for me?  My new suit will make me a new man!
LEELA: For the last time, i will not go out with you
FRY: Maybe I should poke out one of my eyes, then you'll see how great i can be
LEELA: Idiot...
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #436 on: 10-03-2007 18:15 »

Fry liked his new robot Leela, but supposed it was just karma that he had to lose the remote.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #437 on: 10-03-2007 18:40 »
« Last Edit on: 10-03-2007 18:40 »

Fry: I give up, what more can I do?!!  Leela, I've taken you to places you've never been.  Name another date where the guy took you to the bottom of a tar pit. Huh? What?  See you can't do it, can you!

Leela: Fry, we're stranded and no one can save us!

Fry: I know, we're alone and no one will interrupt us.  Its ROMANTIC!!

Leela: *sighs*
FryFangirlLisa

Bending Unit
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« Reply #438 on: 10-03-2007 18:48 »

That was great, LayZ341!!  ^_^
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #439 on: 10-03-2007 21:57 »

Fry: "No good we're still not getting a clear picture. Try turing you head to left more."

Leela: "Is that better?"

(Theme from Sanford and Son plays)

Fry: "Yep it's working."
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