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futz
Liquid Emperor
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No matter how many services he attended Fry still found 31st Century religion confusing.
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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While everyone else was occupied with the ceremonial flushing of the Almighty and Glorious Turd, the Professor realized that now would be the perfect time to test out his new vampire teeth...
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LayZ341
Professor
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Leela: *crying* Fry: Don't worry Leela, we'll get some more. Professor: Whew, that was a close one. We almost didn't get rid of the stash before the cops came this time.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Professor: (Whistles Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" )
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Benders: ...forever and ever and ever and ever and ever... Professor: Oh my, those two Kubrick Rubes have put themselves into an infinite loop. I should've known this would happen since they spent all day shining themselves. Fry: At least it's not as bad as last winter when they got full, metal jackets.[/b]
Take that, pop culture references!
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Bender 1: Their skin changed colors! Bender A: Na, they just took off their clothes. Bender 1: What's that... and thooose? Bender A: You'll see.
Benders 1 & A: GASP!
Bender A: That may be a record. Bender 1: How do they do that?
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Tired of your regular brand of Bending Unit? Spice it up! Add to your collection the newest breed! It's sharper, it's stronger, it's shinier! Yes, it is! Be the envy of your neighboring hams! Get your Honey-Glazed Bender today!
It's Cooooooooooooool!
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FryFangirlLisa
Bending Unit
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« Reply #425 on: 10-01-2007 04:12 »
« Last Edit on: 10-01-2007 04:12 »
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Bender: Woah Fry, what are you looking at? You seem to be in a trance of some sort.
(Fry doesn't say anything, apparently oblivious to Bender speaking to him)
Leela: Nah, he's not in a trance, he's just watching "Everybody Loves Hypnotoad" on the new big screen, projection TV. *looks away from the TV*
Bender: Huh? We have a big sceen TV? *turns head* Ooh, looks expensive! I might have to steal it from ya, hehe.
Hermes (off-screen): If you steal it, you have to pay us back the price of the TV, plus interest!
Bender: Oh crap! Nevermind then, I'll just watch.
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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"Leela, don't look now, but look over there!"
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Sine Wave...you play the game well. And you will be rewarded.
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Fry liked his new robot Leela, but supposed it was just karma that he had to lose the remote.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: "No good we're still not getting a clear picture. Try turing you head to left more."
Leela: "Is that better?"
(Theme from Sanford and Son plays)
Fry: "Yep it's working."
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