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SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #40 on: 06-26-2007 11:24 »

 
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Originally posted by futz:
This round goes to SpaceCase with LayZ341 runner-up.
Thank y'kindly, but please assign my turn to someone else.
I presume that means the runner-up, LayZ341.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #41 on: 06-26-2007 14:06 »

dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #42 on: 06-26-2007 17:00 »

Professor: Bender, if I told you once, i'll damb well tell you again, You cant breast feed Nibbler. He has Sharpe's teeth!
Bender: I'll have you know, Fry was OK with it when we ran out of food and money, right Fry?
Fry: (Crawled up in a ball in the corner) It... just wasn't DAIRY!
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #43 on: 06-26-2007 17:38 »
« Last Edit on: 06-26-2007 17:38 »

Bender: I wonder what will happen if I throw Nibbler out the window...
Farnsworth: Bender, how many times do I have to tell you? Nibbler can't fly but if you let me have him I can make it so he can. Restrain the specimen!!
Bender: Awww, I want to kill him my self by dropping him out my window and watching him plummet 100 stories to his death. Touch him and I'll kill you too.

All little evil but whatever.

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
defdev1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #44 on: 06-26-2007 19:43 »

bender: so umm professor how do u like ur nibbler??


professor:no thanx im nibblertolarent what !!! what !!! what!!!! put the nibbler down

bender:awww
Robo D Rulz!!

Bending Unit
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« Reply #45 on: 06-26-2007 19:44 »
« Last Edit on: 06-26-2007 19:44 »

*The Professor walks in on Bender grabing Nibbler*

Professor:Bender, what in Robot hell are you doing!?

Bender:I'm getting back whats mine, thats what!

Professor:Getting what!?

Bender:This little fuzzball ate my framed, autographed picture of Calculon! So I'm going to cut him open and get it back.

*Bender walks off screen, then we hear a door open and Bender gives off a high pitched scream*

Bender:(OS,sounds nervous)Oh.......hi Leela, I just thought I'd take Nibbler out for a walk and.....

Leela:(OS, sounds pissed)I heard EVERY word!

Bender:(Still OS)Ok Leela, just let me explain, what I meant was.........

*We hear sevral loud thuds and Bender screams after every one, once they stop Bender walks on screen without Nibbler but with four or so large dents around his body and head and hes missing an arm*

Bender:I'll just wait and get it the natural way.

*He limps away, saying ow after each step, the Professor just watches him go*
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #46 on: 06-27-2007 07:07 »
« Last Edit on: 06-27-2007 07:07 »

Professor: And then I felt like sing-ing!

Bender: Harmless little fuzzball, my ass.

Nibbler: And leader of the vast buffalo-wing conspiracy.


Ditto!

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #47 on: 06-27-2007 08:57 »
« Last Edit on: 06-29-2007 00:00 »

Professor: Bender! Doesn't you're programming
restrain you from having relationships with small animals!

(Squnk, squeek.)

Bender: Yeah, but he makes a great chamois cloth.

(Squeek, squnk.)

Nibbler: Don't stop.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #48 on: 06-29-2007 19:05 »

Proffesor: Bender! You're the one who kidnapped Nibbler?

Bender: Yeah, I needed the money what's the big deal?

Proffesor: Do you have any idea what Leela will do to you when she finds out?

Bender: Way ahead of you I included a plane ticket to Tijuana in my list of demands. So she's be paying for my get away.

Leela: Am I interupting something Bender?

Proffesor: <Leaving the room> Be sure to leave at least some of him intact I can always use spare parts.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #49 on: 06-30-2007 00:14 »

dr.bender nye wins this round.
defdev1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #50 on: 07-03-2007 00:33 »

he hasnt went can i go??
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #51 on: 07-03-2007 03:23 »

Yeah, its up for grabs.  Anyone can take it.
defdev1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #52 on: 07-03-2007 05:32 »
« Last Edit on: 07-03-2007 05:32 »

dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #53 on: 07-03-2007 06:56 »
« Last Edit on: 07-03-2007 06:56 »

Oh, crap, i didnt see that. Still, i've finally one one, so i don't mind. ok, i'll be fair:
Fry: Hey, Bender, remember when we had a huge fight and the only other thing we could do is get drunk?
Bender: Oh, yeah, and we had a few hebrews with us and we went into the suicide machine. HAHA, i remember what they did in here.
Fry: Thats right, they brought along his son who was only 2, and they circumsized him in this machine. Oh God, NO!
(Machine turns on comming out with knives and saws)
Machine: Well, we did warn him it might be too dangerous.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #54 on: 07-03-2007 08:27 »

Bender: Hey! Leaking coolant goes in the other corner!
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #55 on: 07-03-2007 20:36 »

Bender: Hey Fry! You must have crap reception on your antennae! You keep fiddling with it whenever Leela walks by!
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #56 on: 07-04-2007 04:24 »

Bender: Quit screwing the the cell shading contrast, Fry.  You look like an idiot.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #57 on: 07-08-2007 09:11 »

defdev1 I think you'd better choose a winner soon. A day or two without any new entries usually means that's probably all there's going to be.
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #58 on: 07-08-2007 11:27 »

Fry: Why Bender, what big feet you have!
Bender: All the better to kick your ass with!
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #59 on: 07-08-2007 22:25 »

Bender: "I'm not sure what I'll do with a cardboard cut-out of Fry, but I'll think of something."
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #60 on: 07-09-2007 00:43 »

Wheres defdev 1?
defdev1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #61 on: 07-09-2007 00:50 »

i give it to bend-her
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #62 on: 07-09-2007 18:44 »

well done bend-her. Wonder who was second place
defdev1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #63 on: 07-09-2007 23:28 »

Second was dr.bend nye
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #64 on: 07-09-2007 23:54 »

Thanks  smile

OK, here's mine:


...from one of my favourite episodes, too!
Robo D Rulz!!

Bending Unit
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« Reply #65 on: 07-10-2007 02:31 »

Leela:"So then I walked into the store and I saw these shoes, and I just had to have them."

Alkazar:*Watching T.V.* "Uh huh."

Leela:"Like they just match my pants so well dont you think and its not like I buy things for myself that often, right?"

Alkazar:*Still not paying attention* "Ummm.........uh huh."

Leela:"Are you even listening to me?"

Alkazar:*Thinking to himself* "Does she ever stop talking, she's starting to make me rethink this whole marry her plan."

*Leela just keeps on talking until.*

Alkazar:*Outloud and interupting* Thats it Pig can find himself a different bet!

*He just get up and leaves, Leela looks very confused.*
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #66 on: 07-10-2007 09:52 »

Leela: Are you just going to let Rat and his girlfriend go at it on the carpet, it's disgusting!

Alkazar: You liked it there yesterday, and that's not Rat.

Leela: *!* Fry!
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #67 on: 07-10-2007 10:18 »

Leela:"Majenta Flowers with Grif Yellow? What a mess!"
Al:(In Al Bundy voice) Honey, it's my day off of watching TV and working. I don't want you nagging at me. That and the FOX audience are the last two things I want today.
(Audience boos and hisses)
Al:Come on, your just payed to do that and we all know it's annoying. Reminds me of The New Simpsons.
dru26

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #68 on: 07-10-2007 10:28 »

Leela: Al what is that white stuff on the floor? Its disgusting

Al: Oh that well when your on a desserted planet for years you get lonely

Leela: Ewwww

Al: What? I was making a sandwich and spilt some mayonase sheesh
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #69 on: 07-10-2007 11:10 »
« Last Edit on: 07-10-2007 11:10 »

Leela: Whats with this horrible outfit you made me wear. I don't even need Amy to tell me that.
Al: What are you complaining about?
Leela: Ugh! Do you ever wash or change your clothers? Even Fry has better hygiene than you!
Fry(OS): Thanks for the compliment Leela. Wait a minute why are you dressed up as Peg Bundy from Married... With Children?
Leela: Fry what's Married... With Children. Wait, it must be a show from your time. Al I don't get why you'd want me dressed as a charater from a T.V. show from Fry's time. Fine if you wont listen I'm gonna talk to someone who will.
Al: Whatever. *Into two-way mirror, with Leela still talking*. Pig! you told me that she wouldn't be so concerned about hygiene or the outfits that I got here.
Pig: *From two-way mirror* I don't know what's wrong female pigs dob't do that and either does Rat's wife.
Al: I knew I shouldn't listen to you.


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Bender 1: I'm not sad because I finally found someone as great as me. It's like I always say, "Make new friends and keep the old. One is silver--"
Bender A: "And the other's gold."

AIM: lissxo1221

Fry/Leela &#9829;, Harry/Hermione &#9829;

Devotion, dedication, loyalty lead to the strongest relationships.
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #70 on: 07-10-2007 12:46 »

Fed up with spending another afternoon serving Alkazar chocolate-covered peanuts, Leela decides go Super-Sayan.
defdev1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #71 on: 07-10-2007 18:18 »

leela:im so tired of cleenin up your plucked eyelashes!

al: then i guess you dont wanna bring our race back!

leela:huh ok

its funny because she was on the show married with children and thats what there tryin to make her look like lol

dru26

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #72 on: 07-10-2007 21:22 »

Spot the obvious
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #73 on: 07-10-2007 21:45 »

Robo D Rulz again!

Runner up: dru26 (Dirty dirty boy!)
Robo D Rulz!!

Bending Unit
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« Reply #74 on: 07-11-2007 01:03 »

Again? But I've never won in this thread before.  hmpf

It's tough to pick one, theres just sooo many, hope I pick a good one.  big grin


Finally I get to save the earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide-shows. 'Al Gore, Bender's Big Score'

Oh ya, Happy Holidays too!
Organazation14

Bending Unit
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« Reply #75 on: 07-11-2007 01:10 »

zoid:  yuck!  is that Candy?
Robo D Rulz!!

Bending Unit
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« Reply #76 on: 07-11-2007 01:20 »

OOOPSY

Scratch that last thing I said.

Again? But I've never won in this thread before.

I just remembered I have, I just gave it up that time.  red face

Just thought I'd clear that up.  wink
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #77 on: 07-11-2007 01:51 »

Leela Zoidberg, is that you again?

Zoidberg: Oh noooo! I just soiled myself with my ink pouch! Why! Why!!!

Amy:(to herself)Well, spluuh!
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #78 on: 07-11-2007 04:36 »

Zoidberg: I don't understand it. I just went in to audition for The Daily Show and then they say i'm too cute and normal to be on the show.
Leela: Cute and normal were the words he used?
Amy: Well, be fair, the Jon Stewart here is crazyer than Snoopy and the penuts.
(Fry moves along, looking down and depressed moving along to his Dog hut)
dru26

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #79 on: 07-11-2007 04:53 »

LEELA: Zoidberg what are you doing?

ZOIDBERG: My claws have a funny smelling brown paste on them and I don't Know what it is?

AMY: EWWWW Zoidberg that better not be Shi (Cut To Comercial)
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