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futz
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« Reply #280 on: 08-30-2007 13:48 »

PE Ship: I love you Leela.

Leela: I'm sorry Bender soured you men Planet Express Ship, but I' not interested.

PE Ship: I love you Leela. Have some candy, you'll feel better.

Leela: Aak! Manual override! manual override!
JBERGES

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« Reply #281 on: 08-31-2007 02:09 »
« Last Edit on: 08-31-2007 02:09 »

Yeah, gotta go with DrT on this.  Puns away!

EDIT:  And it was Love and Rocket, not Godfellas...
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #282 on: 08-31-2007 03:40 »
« Last Edit on: 08-31-2007 03:40 »

 
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Originally posted by JBERGES:
Yeah, gotta go with DrT on this.  Puns away!

Agreed. That one was pretty funny. Not to say the others weren't. I mean its funnyer than mine.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #283 on: 08-31-2007 18:48 »

Yeah, I knew that one would be a three-alarm groaner.

Organazation14

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« Reply #284 on: 08-31-2007 20:02 »
« Last Edit on: 08-31-2007 20:02 »

What episode is this from again?
defdev1

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« Reply #285 on: 08-31-2007 20:09 »
« Last Edit on: 08-31-2007 20:09 »

are you serious you must not like futurama.....
Organazation14

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« Reply #286 on: 08-31-2007 20:31 »
« Last Edit on: 08-31-2007 20:31 »

Hey Defdev stop following me.
Do you know what episode it's from?
Decapodian

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« Reply #287 on: 08-31-2007 20:33 »

Little did Fry know, that he was soon to be yet another victim of the Professor's evil Jack In the Box.
Organazation14

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« Reply #288 on: 08-31-2007 20:41 »
« Last Edit on: 08-31-2007 20:41 »

Profesor: it's just a box.
Fry: wow what's in it?
Profesor: I don't know
Fry: well why don't you open it?
Profesor: I don't really want to right now, I'll open it later
Fry: why not now?
Bender: Shut up, and just open the box!
Profesor: (opens box)
Fry: wow it's... it's..
Profesor: yes it's another box
Fry: what's in the box?
Sine Wave

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« Reply #289 on: 09-01-2007 00:05 »

Professor: "It has bars in the handholds so it doesn't chew your fingers off. Now off you go!"
bend_her

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« Reply #290 on: 09-01-2007 01:04 »

Farnsworth: Now (heh heh) Fry, just step over here to the operating table.

Fry: What's the box for?

Farnsworth: Oh, just some dry ice for your org... uh, to keep you, um, cool.
Xanfor

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« Reply #291 on: 09-01-2007 01:34 »

"Essentially," explained the professor, "All models are wrong, but some are useful!"

"Box?" asked Fry.

"Exactly!" cheered Farnsworth.

Anyone who gets this will earn my eternal respect.
SpaceCase

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« Reply #292 on: 09-01-2007 02:23 »

 
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Originally posted by Xanfor:
"Essentially," explained the professor, "All models are wrong, but some are useful!" ...
Anyone who gets this will earn my eternal respect.
According to my research, it's drawn from a quote by George E. P. Box about developing scientific theories:
"... Most models are wrong, but some are useful..."

There is, however, a backlash:
"Whenever you hear this phrase, there is a good chance that you are about to be sold a bill of goods."
I wasn't able to find a source for this retort, though...
I'll just ooze back under the lab door now...
futz
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« Reply #293 on: 09-01-2007 09:20 »

Leela knew that by taping the box shut from he inside it would keep both of them occupied for hours so she could get some work done.
Xanfor

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« Reply #294 on: 09-01-2007 11:31 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by SpaceCase:

According to my research, it's drawn from a quote by George E. P. Box about developing scientific theories:
"... Most models are wrong, but some are useful..."

Of all the people who could've earned my respect, it had to be youtongue  wink

Ooze away. Oooze for your life!
SpaceCase

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« Reply #295 on: 09-01-2007 16:38 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Xanfor:
Of all the people who could've earned my respect, it had to be you.   tongue   wink
NYAHH!  tongue
  laff  wink 
Quote
Originally posted by Xanfor:
Ooze away. Oooze for your life!
I'll ooze any way I flamin' well please, thankyouverymuch!
Frisco17

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« Reply #296 on: 09-01-2007 19:06 »

Fry: "What's in the box?"
Professor: "The wah? Oh yes the box. I've created a miniature earth that is progressing exactlly like ours did. Now if only I could find my microscope. They've almost reached the battle of Trafalgar and I want a front row seat."
Fry: "Oooh tell me when they start up mini-Rush!"
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #297 on: 09-01-2007 19:45 »
« Last Edit on: 09-01-2007 19:45 »

Farnsworths mind: Destroy birthday gift from Fry. But little that Farnsworth know, there was a midget stripper hidden inside the box. And little did the midget stipper know she was about to be destroyed.
Fry's mind: I hope that he doesn't destroy the box. I can't afford to pay for the strippers funeral if she dies.

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #298 on: 09-01-2007 19:47 »
« Last Edit on: 09-01-2007 19:47 »

Professor: Good news, everyone! I finnally found away to really annoy defdev. This box has contents of things that he won't find funny but die of.
Fry: What's in there?
Professor: Some Pike trainers, a shotgun and a big grizzly dog given thumbs to use the gun.
Fry: And what are the trainers for?
Professor: Presentation.

I couldn't think of a good one, but I always wanted to do the Pike trainers reference (Pronnounced Pikey)
Trombonist

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« Reply #299 on: 09-01-2007 20:13 »
« Last Edit on: 09-01-2007 20:13 »

   
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Originally posted by dr.bender nye:
Professor: Good news, everyone! I finnally found away to really annoy defdev.

::Aplaudes::

If I had my own PEEL currency, that statement would have earned you quite a bit of money.  As it is, I I can only give you this: An I.O.U. worth 100 imaginary Bonerbills, my never-to-be currency.
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #300 on: 09-02-2007 17:33 »

Thank you, Trombonist. I guess i couldn't help myself.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #301 on: 09-03-2007 03:31 »

Xanfor's, while a little cumbersome, is still clearly the best.  The rest of you get to hang your heads in shame.  I'll be joining you, since I'd never heard of George Box until now.
SpaceCase

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« Reply #302 on: 09-03-2007 04:34 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Xanfor's, while a little cumbersome, is still clearly the best.  The rest of you get to hang your heads in shame...
HEY!  mad

  wink
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #303 on: 09-03-2007 05:06 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Xanfor's, while a little cumbersome, is still clearly the best.  The rest of you get to hang your heads in shame.  I'll be joining you, since I'd never heard of George Box until now.
Sigh's all 'round and on me.
Frisco17

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« Reply #304 on: 09-03-2007 18:29 »

Just more proof that the great and powerful Xanfor isn't human. Now if anyone needs me I'll be hiding in the crawlspace of shame.
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #305 on: 09-04-2007 01:31 »
« Last Edit on: 09-04-2007 01:31 »

If Xanfor doesn't post a grab by noon I'm posting one. It's the only way I can. *Hangs head in shame and runs to the nearest suicide booth because of the  crappiness of last caption*

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
futz
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« Reply #306 on: 09-04-2007 10:03 »

Since Xanfor and I tied a few pages back I'll do it:

bend_her

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« Reply #307 on: 09-04-2007 11:50 »

Alkazar: And-uh-one and-uh-two... come on, Bender, you need to loose some of those love-handles back there!

Bender: Stupid crummy exercise!

Alkazar: You too, Leela, you want our race to be nice and slim, don't you?

Leela: Haaeeee-yah!!!

Leela knocks Alkazar out cold with a flying kick
Sine Wave

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« Reply #308 on: 09-04-2007 12:28 »

Leela: Gasp!

Fry: So that's what they meant by 'genetic engineering'.

Bender: While getting his belt to stand up straight is a nice trick, I fail to see why those meatbags are so impressed.
Xanfor

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« Reply #309 on: 09-04-2007 12:32 »

Bender: I thought Time Lords had two hearts...

dr.bender nye

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« Reply #310 on: 09-04-2007 15:35 »
« Last Edit on: 09-04-2007 15:35 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Xanfor:
Bender: I thought Time Lords had two hearts...


Haha, good one!
Anyway:

Leela: What's that down there?
Fry: It looks like Red Dwarf
Leela: That's not a Red Dwarf, you idiot!
Fry: Not A Red Dwarf, the Ship Red Dwarf
Bender: No, it looks more like a Blue Midget.
JBERGES

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« Reply #311 on: 09-04-2007 15:39 »

Leela:  Great, he's still drunk.

Bender:  Toga party ended last night chump!

Alkazar:  I'm gonna be sick...

Fry: Quick!  Get some Alka-seltzer!
Organazation14

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« Reply #312 on: 09-04-2007 16:15 »

Leela: Oh my god!  It's so big!
Fry: Not that big.
Bender: what are you guys talking about?  his ass?
LayZ341

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« Reply #313 on: 09-04-2007 17:25 »

Leela: Wow, I can't believe it.  He absolutely has no armpit hair.
Frisco17

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« Reply #314 on: 09-04-2007 22:14 »

Leela: "You know you're supposed to hold your clothes down when you do the Marilyn Monroe thing."
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #315 on: 09-05-2007 17:48 »
« Last Edit on: 09-05-2007 17:48 by totalnerduk »

Edit: I realised I was basically stealing LayZ's joke, so... removed.
Kryten

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« Reply #316 on: 09-05-2007 21:39 »

And suddenly, Leela knew just WHY Alcazar was so bad in bed... and why he was able to hit all those high notes.
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #317 on: 09-06-2007 21:40 »
« Last Edit on: 09-06-2007 21:40 »

Little did Leela know Al's giant nipples were really giant hypo-nips.

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Frisco17

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« Reply #318 on: 09-06-2007 22:39 »

Is Futz gonna pick a winner or is this gonna turn into a contest to see cracks from impatience first. Ten bucks says it's gonna be me.
futz
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« Reply #319 on: 09-06-2007 23:14 »

The general rule is the winner is declared 24 hours after the last entry is in. That's the way it's been since the whole caption contest began 4 or 5 threads ago. Now I could say you're not the winner right now if that would relieve your anxiety, or would you rather wait a bit?
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