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DrThunder88

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« Reply #200 on: 08-12-2007 04:34 »

Fry: You changed his operating system?  But that open source stuff is only for people who know what they're doing.
Professor: Look!  He's moving.  He's a Linux.  HE'S A LINUX!
Fry: Professor, in the name of Jobs!
Professor: "In the name of Jobs."  Now I know what it feels like to be Jobs!
JustNibblin

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« Reply #201 on: 08-13-2007 19:36 »

Fry: Professor, do you really wanna do that to his hand?

Farnsworth:  Oh my, yes! 

Bender: From this day on, you are no longer "Grabby".  You shall be "Nukkee"!  Hehehe...
LayZ341

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« Reply #202 on: 08-15-2007 00:18 »

Decapodian wins, "mex change" made me chuckle.
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #203 on: 08-16-2007 04:14 »

it's been over 24 hours so I'm taking it...


Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
defdev1

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« Reply #204 on: 08-16-2007 04:36 »
« Last Edit on: 08-16-2007 04:36 »

Bender:Hurry Hurry shut the door before my ass freezes!
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #205 on: 08-16-2007 09:13 »

Leela: "Oh, God, Fry get off me. We need to get rid of the Honey Nut Monster/Leprachane."
Fry: "I thought you were pregnant, there's no kicking."
Leela: "Not where your thinking. Why are we wearing these coats?"
Bender: "TO THE FREZZER DEPARTMENT!"
Frisco17

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« Reply #206 on: 08-16-2007 18:11 »
« Last Edit on: 08-16-2007 18:11 »

Leela: So anyway we got invited to an interview about our new movies. Ah here we are, 3rd floor.

(Door opens revieling the member's of peel)

Bender: Oh no, Nerds! Get us outa here Leela!

Fry's Mind: I know, I'll do the ostrich thing. They'll never find me.

Leela: FRY GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THERE!
Xanfor

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« Reply #207 on: 08-16-2007 21:01 »

Bender: Cheeky bananas! Oh my god, cheeky bananas!

Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #208 on: 08-16-2007 23:37 »

4 responses??? I thought you guys would go to town with this grab. I'm gonna continue to wait for more I can't choose from only 4.

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
DrThunder88

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« Reply #209 on: 08-16-2007 23:39 »

Leela: Yes, Professor, there is a reason we're huddled together in a compromising position while wearing parkas in an elevator, and I'll start explaining as soon as the door clo...
*Ding*
LayZ341

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« Reply #210 on: 08-17-2007 01:35 »

Bender: Make it stop!
Leela: I'm trying, I'm trying. 
Fry: Who knew elevator music could be this horrible.
Decapodian

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« Reply #211 on: 08-17-2007 06:04 »

Bender: Fry, do you need to carry Leela's corpse around everywhere?

Fry: I have plans for this corpse...

Bender: Eeeww!
futz
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« Reply #212 on: 08-17-2007 10:09 »

You're probably not getting a lot of responses since the same scene (better grab) was used about a year ago.
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #213 on: 08-17-2007 11:01 »

Ohhhh! That would explain alot...damn. It was all I could find my aunt compter wan't helping at all. I'm gonna give it to Frisco.
futz
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« Reply #214 on: 08-17-2007 13:33 »

Yeah, it's closest to the caption I won it with the first time around.   laff
Frisco17

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« Reply #215 on: 08-17-2007 16:02 »
« Last Edit on: 08-18-2007 00:00 »

I went back and found the old one and you had a simpler version of the same idea. That's just creepy.

Ok go to town.

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« Reply #216 on: 08-17-2007 16:23 »

Leela: Fry! That's not a sandwich, that's one of the Sandwich Diplomats from the Sandwich Planet!

Fry: Really?

Leela: No.
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #217 on: 08-17-2007 16:30 »

Fry: Wow, this sandwich is really good, where did you get it?
Leela: I didn't give you that, but I think Bender put the Professor's Voice Box and mayo in that.
Fry: Oh, God!
(Professor's Voice) I have a feeling I might do better impressions. If only I got Patrick Stewart's.
futz
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« Reply #218 on: 08-17-2007 17:03 »

Leela: Where did you get that sandwich?

Fry: On the table, over there.

Leela: Don't eat it!

Fry: Ha! Too late. Besides, it tastes fine to me.

Leela: It's the Professor's prune on whole wheat sandwich I make him for lunch.

Fry: Oh! Too late.

Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #219 on: 08-17-2007 18:41 »
« Last Edit on: 08-17-2007 18:41 »

Leela: Fry, quickly look behind you!

Fry: Yeah, sure Leela this from the person who forgot to bring her lunch to work today, if I look you'll just grab my sandwich. I'm not that dumb Leela.

Leela: Fry, I'm not after your lunch, you trust me right, look behind you before it's to late!

Fry: Look, I'll give you my sandwich for a kiss.

Leela:*Sigh* Forget it Fry, but don't complain to me later about this.

*Switch angles to reveal Bender picking the lock to Fry's locker*

Bender:*To himself* Just another few seconds and that pay check is mine, good thing I know how to write in Frys handwriting. Muuuhahaha!
Sine Wave

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« Reply #220 on: 08-17-2007 19:13 »

Leela: "There, again! You put the bread on that sandwich upside down! Sometimes I don't know why I even bother with you, Fry."

Fry: "Leela, that hurt. I gave up the worms for you. I moved the stars for you, wrote you an opera, I even gave you my oxygen, and this is all I get. Well I've had it. I'm leaving until you can appreciate me for things I did that you don't know about."

Bad Fanfiction Theatre will return after these messages.
JBERGES

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« Reply #221 on: 08-17-2007 23:55 »

Leela:  Fry, that's my sandwich! Stop eating it!

Fry:  Psh... I don't see your name on it...

Leela:  It was right on the bag it was in!

Fry:  Well I didn't eat your bag, did I?

Leela:  Yes you did!
LayZ341

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« Reply #222 on: 08-18-2007 00:57 »

Leela: Fry, if you stop eating my food; I'll stop spitting in it.
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #223 on: 08-18-2007 04:07 »

Leela: Fry don't eat that sandwich!
Fry: Why? It's not like it's going to kill me. Besides I already took a bite.
Leela: It;s not going to kill you but as soon as the drug kicks in.. Oh well i'll let you find out.
Fry: What drugs? Who sent this?
Leela: There was a note that said there were drungs in it. and considering it was from Zapp I'm sure you can figure it out as to what's in it.
Fry: Say what?
Leela: Oh never mind have a fun night.

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Frisco17

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« Reply #224 on: 08-18-2007 18:19 »

Winner: Robo D Rulz
Runner Up: JBERGES
Honorable Mention: Bendersfan1221 (for making me shudder in disgust. "Braavo" )

 
Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #225 on: 08-19-2007 01:13 »

[That Guy]"Awesome, awesome to the max."[/That Guy]

I wanted to go a little out of the norm and add in a few characters that aren't seen to often. I was going to put up a different pic, but I can't get any framegrabs from this site to work, when I preview the post it dosen't show the pic. But this one from Futurama Madhouse will work, give you all a challenge and sould be fun. Enjoy!!  big grin


DrThunder88

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« Reply #226 on: 08-19-2007 01:24 »
« Last Edit on: 08-19-2007 01:24 »

Missed the boat.
Organazation14

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« Reply #227 on: 08-19-2007 01:32 »
« Last Edit on: 08-19-2007 01:32 »

dad: ehhh he got big boob!
mom: ehhh my cah keys ah in dere!
leela: can you get mine too?
Xanfor

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« Reply #228 on: 08-19-2007 08:27 »

Zoidberg, deep in the Venusian rain forest there are tribes of Natives as yet untouched by civilization who've developed more convincing Paul Marcarelli impressions than yours.
futz
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« Reply #229 on: 08-19-2007 12:37 »

Leo & Inez: Err, argh, huh, oh, ow...

Leela: What in the world are you doing?

Leo: Amy said he Number One doctor.

Inez: Yeah, he fix anything, aaaarr!

Prof: That won't work for constipation, at least for humans.

Inez: I told you, erg!

Leo: Ow! OK! I change will tomorrow, first thing, ouch!
bend_her

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« Reply #230 on: 08-19-2007 14:18 »

Zoidberg: Come on Inez, you know you want it!

Inez: Threesome with you? Not even if you were rich doctor!

Leo: Aaaaaaargh!

Professor: Oh my! Mind if I have a go?
defdev1

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« Reply #231 on: 08-19-2007 14:23 »
« Last Edit on: 08-19-2007 14:23 »

zoidberg: mom dad weres my room at?

dad: outside!

mom:ya while you out there feed the buggalo!
Organazation14

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« Reply #232 on: 08-19-2007 14:31 »

you should edit again.
Frisco17

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« Reply #233 on: 08-19-2007 15:21 »

Leo: "Come on Inez we almost got him to the door."
Leela: "What happened!?!"
Inez: "Crazy losbster drink all our shoe polish."
Zoidberg: "I thought it was fancy rich people wine."
Inez: "Now we trying to get him to the curb so garbage man can haul corpse away."
Zoidberg: "I'm not dead yet"
Professor: "You're not fooling anyone you know that."
Zoidberg: "I want to go for a walk. I feel happy!"
(Leela clubs him with the picture)
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #234 on: 08-19-2007 16:12 »

Zoidberg: Oh, no, emabarassing moment, my ink pouch bursted and ruined my clothes

Inez: Go get some tissues upstairs, you embarrisment!

Leo: You were also from a very stange family of slightly blind crab people. Weo won't go into details.

Professor: Damb Bisexual, you won't!
Sine Wave

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« Reply #235 on: 08-19-2007 18:16 »

Zoidberg's self-destructive state soon spiraled out of control. He'd be found in other peoples' homes, passed out drunk on the floor at three in the afternoon, his cloaca clogged with cocaine.
Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #236 on: 08-20-2007 13:23 »

Ok, I guess it's time to pick a winner.

I'm finding it hard to pick someone this time, but here it goes.

Winner: Xanfor
Runner up: Frisco17
3rd: Sinewave

Finally I get to save the earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide-shows. 'Al Gore, Bender's Big Score'

Oh ya, Happy Holidays too!
Xanfor

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« Reply #237 on: 08-21-2007 07:28 »
« Last Edit on: 08-21-2007 07:28 »




You know, usually, I'd post a little note on how I'm biased towards shippy posts, however, come to think of it, perhaps I'd better not for this one...
futz
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« Reply #238 on: 08-21-2007 09:24 »

Fry: (Shudder) Jeez.

Leela: Oh dear.

Prof: Well if that got mangled too we should just put him out of his misery.

Bender: Huh?

Amy: Sniff, sniff. Doctor, you want to get a cup a coffee with me?
Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #239 on: 08-21-2007 13:12 »

Professor: Well, by the looks of it, he's too badly damaged to survive. He'll have to be scraped.

Bender: What?! Your not going to do anything to save lovable ol' Bender!

Fry: *Starts to get teary eyed* Oh, I'm going to miss you buddy, and I want to make sure I can remember you forever! *Tears just disappear* Thats why I call dibs on his legs, they'll look great as table stands!

*Everyone else agrees with Fry*
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