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totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #160 on: 08-01-2007 19:44 »

Futz ties with Xanfor. If Xanfor posts next, Xanfor wins. If futz posts next, futz wins.

Go!
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« Reply #161 on: 08-01-2007 19:50 »



Xanfor = Voooooom!

futz = Put... Put... Put...

wink )


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« Reply #162 on: 08-01-2007 23:05 »

Bender: I only asked him to show me his Harry Caray impression.  Why would he commit seppuku?
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« Reply #163 on: 08-02-2007 01:14 »

Narrator: Nobody in the crew could have predicted that the company wide play, Sunny the BummbleBee could have gone so wrong.
LayZ341

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« Reply #164 on: 08-02-2007 01:38 »

Bender: Why didn't I file for his life insurance!
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« Reply #165 on: 08-02-2007 02:54 »

Leela:  Bender!  When you said you were making meat on skewers for brunch, I thought you were making Shish Kabob!  WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?

Bender:  Why, oh why, didn't I read Elzar's Big Book of Intergalactic Grilling more closely?  Why does this always happen to Bender?
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« Reply #166 on: 08-02-2007 07:08 »

Leela's thoughts: Oh, I really shouldn't laugh. Bender seems rather upset.
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« Reply #167 on: 08-02-2007 09:03 »

The head of Vlad the Impaler strikes again.
futz
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« Reply #168 on: 08-02-2007 11:03 »

Bender: Why!? Why!? If I hadn't been moonlighting as a traffic barrier I could have stopped this! Why!?

Leela: He said he only needed the butter knife to finish his Pinewood Derby racer. "What could go wrong?" I said to myself.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #169 on: 08-02-2007 19:50 »

Little did Fry know that Leela would shortly be beating him to within an inch of his life when he tried the "hilarous fake giant bee stinger" prank...
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« Reply #170 on: 08-02-2007 20:17 »
« Last Edit on: 08-03-2007 00:00 »

Leela: Bender I thought that you said the stinger was fake.
Bender: That's what the people at the costume store said! All I wanted to do was give Fry a friendly prick in the belly. Oh, why coun't his belly be 30% iron like his hero Bender?

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
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« Reply #171 on: 08-02-2007 23:32 »

Bender: "Oh! They told me giant space firs were really! Why didn't I listen!?!"
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« Reply #172 on: 08-03-2007 12:18 »

Bender: "Why did the National Bee Party have a 16 feet Cactus? WHY?!?!?"
Leela: "The weirdest thing was that they had Cactus cocktails as well. I thought they liked flowers"
Bender: "This would never of happened if flowers didn't have Mad Pollen Disease"
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« Reply #173 on: 08-05-2007 09:01 »

DrThunder88 is so very punny. DrT wins. Everything. Nothin' left. Global warming? Blame him.

Sorry, no consolatory prizes this week, although there is an honorable mention going out to tnuk, for his caption unfortunately being extremely in-character. Unfortunately.

Everyone remember your free plastic widgets in the wicker basket by the door!


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« Reply #174 on: 08-05-2007 17:20 »

I think I may have used this one at some point, but darned if I can remember when.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #175 on: 08-05-2007 17:27 »

Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I want you all to meet my friend Harvey, the six foot tall rabbit.
futz
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« Reply #176 on: 08-05-2007 18:37 »

Prof: No Amy, there isn't a tall, dark, and handsome man who wants to meet you behind the curtain. I just wanted to demonstrate my new invisible barrier to the others.
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« Reply #177 on: 08-05-2007 19:01 »

Good news, everyone! I'm about to become the most successful impressario since the manager of the Roman Colosseum thought of putting the Christians and the lions on the same bill!

Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #178 on: 08-05-2007 21:43 »

Professor: Good news everyone, I've gathered you all so I can show you my new invention. Behind this curtain stands my new Matter Transporter.

Amy: So what does it do, Professor?

Professor: Good question, you see the Matter Transporter automatically transports any object put on a small table in front of it and teleports it to another dimension for storage. Then when you need the object again you just type in the name of what you want out into the onboard computer and it teleports it back.

Everyone: "Neat" "Splool" "Nifty" "Can it store Beer?"

Professor: And now gaze upon my Matter Transporter!

*The Professor pulls on a rope that was hidden behind the curtain and the curtain drifts off to one side, revealing nothing is behind the curtain. Everyone gasps*

Fry: Ummmm.....Professor, there's nothing behind the curtain.

Professor: WHAT!?

Bender: Hey meatbag, maybe you did something wrong and it transported itself.

Professor: Damnit, that must be it, and now I can't get it back! 30,000 dollers and two months down the drain!

Bender: *Puffs a cigar* I knew it, hey everybody, ain't I a smart li'l rascal.
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« Reply #179 on: 08-05-2007 22:44 »

Professor: And thats how you dispose of a corpse.
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« Reply #180 on: 08-06-2007 02:40 »

Ever since Bender 'mislaid' the Professor's pills he's been walking around believing he's at a curtains and fabrics expo
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« Reply #181 on: 08-06-2007 17:53 »
« Last Edit on: 08-06-2007 17:53 »

Professor: "Pay no attention to the old man behind the cutain. He is only an illusion."

Leela: "Uh Professor, you're supposed to stand behind the curtain when you do your Wizard Of Oz impression."

Fry: "And where's the giant head?"

Professor: "The wah?" <Fire and smoke billows from the other side of the curtain>
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« Reply #182 on: 08-07-2007 03:14 »

Not to play dub the framegrab ping pong, but Xanfor wins for talking about what's behind the curtain without actually talking about what's behind the curtain.  Also, I didn't know what "impressario" meant, so it's a teaching dub.
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« Reply #183 on: 08-07-2007 10:10 »



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« Reply #184 on: 08-07-2007 10:20 »

Fry: No you're cuter.

Leela: No you.

Fry: You.

Leela: You...

Bender: That's it I'm outta here! I'd rather dip my balls in lacquer thinner than listen to one more minute of this crap!
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« Reply #185 on: 08-07-2007 10:49 »

Fry: "Leela, you look beautiful. Come on in."

Leela(blushing): "Oh, thanks Fry."

*She looks around*

"You know, why don't we go over to my place, it's, well, less disgusting."

Fry: "Fine, make me put pants on."
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« Reply #186 on: 08-07-2007 22:05 »

Fry: "Hi Leela, you ready for our date?"

Leela: "Yep, What did you have in mind?"

Fry: "Well I figured we could have dinner at Elzar's, then check out the Star Trek convention at Madison Cube Garden."

Leela: "Ok, that sounds like fun."
<Leela's mind> 'Smile and agree with whatever he says, then when you get to Elzar's drug his wine.'
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« Reply #187 on: 08-07-2007 22:21 »
« Last Edit on: 08-07-2007 22:21 »

Leela: Fry, take your hand off your knob and let me in.
Fry: You first.

   flirt

I know, its bad.   hmpf
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #188 on: 08-07-2007 22:52 »

Fry:  Leela, I PROMISE I'll be a gentleman if you join me for dinner tonight.
Leela:  Uh, sure, Fry.  In the meantime, would you please leave the women's room? 
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #189 on: 08-08-2007 12:40 »
« Last Edit on: 08-10-2007 00:00 »

Fry: You want to come in?
Leela: Ugh, what's that smell?
Fry: Uhh-umm it's that thing.
Leela: Ugh, digusting. There's that smell again and I think that it's coming from you.
Fry: *Paniced* No it's not.

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
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« Reply #190 on: 08-08-2007 14:00 »

Alright, I just read the entire previous thread, so I think I know what to do.

Fry: why are we naked
Leela: where gonig to the pool

(Oh, and the answer is TKOS)
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« Reply #191 on: 08-08-2007 14:18 »

Leela: That's sweet, Fry, but when you hold a door open for a lady it shouldn't be a door to a parallel dimension ruled by robot dinosaurs.
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« Reply #192 on: 08-09-2007 04:50 »
« Last Edit on: 08-09-2007 04:50 »

Fry: Hey Leela, what brings your body here?
Leela: My feet, and they'll kick your ass if you keep doing that.
Fry: I like where this is going. Wait... what?

(I know what your thinking, but it ain't gonna happen)
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« Reply #193 on: 08-11-2007 08:16 »

 
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Originally posted by LayZ341:
Leela: Fry, take your hand off your knob and let me in.
Fry: You first.

    flirt

I know, its bad.    hmpf

I believe this is called 'flirting'. Once I looked up the terminology (a teaching dub as  well!), I found it much better than this...

 
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Originally posted by dr.bender nye:
Fry: Hey Leela, what brings your body here?
Leela: My feet, and they'll kick your ass if you keep doing that.
Fry: I like where this is going. Wait... what?

...Which might have won had not there been a disclaimer...

 
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(I know what your thinking, but it ain't gonna happen)

...And so I hope all have learned their lessons intensely and verbosely.


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« Reply #194 on: 08-11-2007 16:22 »

So I'm assuming I won.

futz
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« Reply #195 on: 08-11-2007 17:17 »

Bender: Can I have some human parts this time, can I, huh?

Professor: Now Bender you know that isn't in your scheduled overhaul... buuut I guess there's no harm in checking if I have some spares around. Maybe a brain someone isn't using.
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« Reply #196 on: 08-11-2007 17:34 »

Professor: "Frygor, pull the lever!"
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« Reply #197 on: 08-11-2007 19:18 »
« Last Edit on: 08-11-2007 19:18 »

Professor: "Success!"

Fry: "What up?"

Professor: "I've modified Bender to be my new doomsday device. I got the idea form a movie I saw last night."

Fry: "What movie?"

Professor: "You know what? I can't seem to remember. Anywho, I changed his voice and added a creepy breathing noise. Now Bender, RISE!"

Bender: (As James Earl Jones) "Yes my master."

Fry: "Leela, he's doing it again!"
Decapodian

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« Reply #198 on: 08-12-2007 00:09 »
« Last Edit on: 08-12-2007 00:09 »

Prof: The operation is a sucess!

Fry: Professor, I think Bender wanted a sex change operation, not a mex change.

Prof: It's only one letter. What's the difference?

Bender:ˇProfesor! ˇDeseé una operación del cambio del sexo, no un cambio del mex! ˇBien, puedes morder mi asno brillante del metal!

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« Reply #199 on: 08-12-2007 03:47 »

Professor: Wow, I've never noticed how disgusting his eyes looked.
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