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Sine Wave

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« Reply #120 on: 07-23-2007 11:07 »

Slim pickings, but I'm giving it to Dr. T.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #121 on: 07-24-2007 03:56 »

If JBERGES were here, he'd have loved that one.  I miss him.



I've got a feeling I used this one but can't quite recall when.
Xanfor

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« Reply #122 on: 07-24-2007 08:46 »

There's no need to cry, Leela, it was just a four-dimensional rodent... Wow, look at that tessarat go!...
Sine Wave

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« Reply #123 on: 07-24-2007 12:12 »

 
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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
If JBERGES were here, he'd have loved that one.  I miss him.

I loved it, that's why I chose it (I'm studying relativity right now). I meant to comment on the lack of entries, not the lack of quality.


Moments prior:
Fry: "Who are you, and... are those snakes on your-"

Now:
Leela: *Bemoans the turning of her unrequited love to stone"
LayZ341

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« Reply #124 on: 07-24-2007 13:08 »

Fry: Wow, Zapp is really off topic.  What does this have to do with war strategy?  And how did he get those kinds of pictures of you?
futz
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« Reply #125 on: 07-24-2007 15:20 »

Leela: Whaa uhaa whaa...

Fry: What's wrong Leela?

Leela: My parents, all the other mutants, gone! Whaa!

Fry: How'd that happen?

Leela: The city said somebody flushed all the toilets in the Central Beaureacracy Building in a row. Who could be such a jerk! Ah-waa...

Fry: (Starts whistling)

Bender: (Walking in) Ah ha ha! "I am Bender, please insert girder." Bwa ha ha! They fell for it again!
Frisco17

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« Reply #126 on: 07-25-2007 11:38 »

Fry: Aw, don't cry Leela. I'm sure Bender will bring back your wrist thingy eventually.

Leela: That's the problem. Knowing Bender, I might never be able to wear it again. He could break it or God knows what else.

Fry: <Cringes> Hey you know what always cheers me up, music. <whistles "Walking On Sunshine">

Leela: <cries louder>
Organazation14

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« Reply #127 on: 07-25-2007 12:23 »
« Last Edit on: 07-25-2007 12:23 »

Fry: oooo, Nibbler killed himself
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #128 on: 07-25-2007 13:07 »

Leela:  I can't help it, it's driving me crazy, I MISS NIBBLER! *cries in hands*

Fry:  Uh, so, maybe you shouldn't have landed the Planet Express ship on him?
DrThunder88

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« Reply #129 on: 07-26-2007 04:26 »

This round is going to the Frisco kid.

 
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Originally posted by Sine Wave:
 I loved it, that's why I chose it (I'm studying relativity right now). I meant to comment on the lack of entries, not the lack of quality.

Gotcha.  Anyone who likes my ridiculous nerd humor is okay by me!
Frisco17

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« Reply #130 on: 07-26-2007 17:32 »

Cool I won.
[Burns]
"Exellent"
[/Burns]

Anyway here you go:
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #131 on: 07-26-2007 18:39 »
« Last Edit on: 07-27-2007 00:00 »

Bender:  "I don't want to be here; there could be g...g...ghosts..." *shivers & whines like a little girl*

Leela:  "Put a sock in it Bender; if we don't keep moving, we'll never get out of here."

Fry:  "I'm telling you, Leela, we're going the wrong way"

Leela:  "And I'm telling you, fry, that you're reading that upside down.  Now, everyone shut your yaps, and let's move it!"
Sine Wave

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« Reply #132 on: 07-26-2007 18:52 »
« Last Edit on: 07-26-2007 18:52 »

Bender: "What was that..."

Leela: "It sounded like posthumans. We must be getting near Kurzweil's camp."

Fry: "First those sewer-surfers, then that weird fog, and- what's this? A screenplay? Singularity Now!?

*flips through several pages*

Hmm, this looks a lot like those worms I got, except with machines. Or when I got the Robot Devil's hands. Am I a transhumanist without even knowing it?
futz
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« Reply #133 on: 07-26-2007 23:28 »

Bender: Where are we Fry?

Fry: Uhm...

Leela: Don't ask him. He's probably had the flashlight pointed at my butt the whole trip.
Decapodian

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« Reply #134 on: 07-27-2007 02:19 »

Bender: Oh your God! Fry's got a monobrow!

Leela: It's just a shadow, Bender. If you're were paying any attention at all to that Simpsons episode like you were supposed to you would've known that none of Matt Groaning's main characters have eyebrows!

Fry: Not even Binky?
LBZoidy

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« Reply #135 on: 07-27-2007 02:42 »

Fry: "Dear Diary, I hate Bender so much. I axe you who steals so much. We should really look into a recycling plant to send him to."

Bender: Leela?!?
DrThunder88

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« Reply #136 on: 07-27-2007 03:31 »

Bender: I don't care what your book says, Fry.  You don't get to New Jersey through the sewers.
Leela: Wait a minute.  We may be in Camden.
LayZ341

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« Reply #137 on: 07-27-2007 03:36 »

Leela: I'm looking everywhere, but I don't see anything.  Fry, are you sure we're in the right place?
Fry: Yeah, the map says they should be right here.
Bender: You idiot!!  Thats no map, its a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic book.
Xanfor

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« Reply #138 on: 07-27-2007 06:43 »

"Leela, I'm scared..."
"Don't worry Bender, we're almost out."
"But Fry's reading!"

Trombonist

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« Reply #139 on: 07-27-2007 11:39 »
« Last Edit on: 07-27-2007 11:39 »

Fry: According to this, we're in the proffessor's ballroom.
Bender: Ew!
Leela I knew the proffessor had some mechanical parts, like his lungs, but I never knew about this!
Frisco17

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« Reply #140 on: 07-27-2007 17:15 »

And the winner is....Futz.

Honorable mention to Dr. T. for the Joyzee joke. I'm from PA so those are always fun.
futz
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« Reply #141 on: 07-27-2007 23:17 »

seattlejohn01

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« Reply #142 on: 07-28-2007 00:26 »
« Last Edit on: 07-28-2007 00:26 »

Prof. Farnsworth:  "Damn it, ZOIDBERG!  Didn't I tell you NOT to touch the ship controls?"
Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #143 on: 07-28-2007 02:15 »

Leela: Bender, what did we tell you about NO motor oil on the brigde of the ship!!

Professor: *Pissed off* Dammit, now I need new glasses!! I'll make sure you pay through your non-existent nose Bender!
DrThunder88

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« Reply #144 on: 07-28-2007 03:18 »

Leela: See, this is why you shouldn't have gotten magnetic hip prosthetics.
Professor: Oh and I suppose it's my fault you have buns of steel ()?
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #145 on: 07-28-2007 06:43 »

Leela: I'll never crash again, Professor, just don't spank me!

Farnsworth: Oh, you'll never crash again Leela, that's right. And just to make sure that you remember not to do it again, I'll play your ass like the bongos!
Sine Wave

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« Reply #146 on: 07-28-2007 07:31 »

Farnsworth: Oof! Who hit me in the face with a bag of sex?

Zoidberg: *Warbles madly as he drags Fry's unconscious body out of the room by the arms*
Xanfor

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« Reply #147 on: 07-28-2007 12:10 »

Leela, you've just made a happy man feel very old...

Frisco17

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« Reply #148 on: 07-28-2007 23:15 »
« Last Edit on: 07-28-2007 23:15 »

Professor: "As soon as I finish the legs my Leela-bot will be complete. Then I just have to finish my Fry-bot and I can unleash my robot armies on the ususpecting world!

Bender: "WHAT!?! I've been busting my ass around here for years and I never got to take over the world. <breaks glasses> Well let's see you take over anything now."

Professor: "Wha? What was I doing? Why are my glasses broken?"
futz
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« Reply #149 on: 07-30-2007 13:00 »
« Last Edit on: 07-31-2007 00:00 »

Totalnerduk, having guessed what musical instrument I was thinking of, wins this one.

Many good ones, tough choice.

Looks like Nerduk took a long lunch. Since 24 hrs+ has passed anyone who posted an entry on the last pic can post the next one.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #150 on: 07-31-2007 15:55 »
« Last Edit on: 07-31-2007 15:55 by totalnerduk »

Nuts to me, I'm taking the floor!

Brandonegc

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« Reply #151 on: 07-31-2007 16:29 »

Hermes: Our next package will delivered to Urectum.
Professor: I just got that!
Robo D Rulz!!

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« Reply #152 on: 07-31-2007 16:52 »

*Hermes is talking in front of the whole crew............including Scruffy*

Hermes: And as you can see people, the new relaxing drugs we all chipped in for are now taking effect, thus calming the Professor.

*Every one claps and cheers*

Professor: *The Proffesor giggles* I feel like i'm flying. Weeeeeee!!

*More cheers and now we can hear a champage bottle opening*
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #153 on: 07-31-2007 17:00 »

Hermes: According to this chart. The Professor now has a grand total of $50,000 worth of pink elephant drugs at his disposal.
Farnsworth: Look at the pretty pink elephants. Ohh, that's squishy...
Fry: Uhh, Professor. What did you just do?

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Sine Wave

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« Reply #154 on: 07-31-2007 17:09 »

Hermes: And now on behalf of the Professor, I'll say something we've been wanting to for a long time. You're all fired!
Xanfor

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« Reply #155 on: 07-31-2007 17:30 »

And that, mon, is how I trained the Professor to eat a dog biscuit!
LayZ341

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« Reply #156 on: 07-31-2007 18:59 »

Hermes: And thats why we're honoring this brilliant and honorable man......Which brings me to my next point. Where's that $50 that you owe me.

Professor: Touche Hermes, touche.
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #157 on: 07-31-2007 19:11 »

Hermes:  As you can see, mon, my special Jamaican "jerked herbs" gives you a serene, relaxed, peaceful look, like you're dead.  Observe.  Professor?  Professor?  PROFESSOR?  SWEET LLAMA OF THE BAHAMAS, HE IS DEAD!
DrThunder88

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« Reply #158 on: 07-31-2007 20:12 »

You people and your drug references have no class.  What kind of sick weirdo jokes about drug use?

Hermes: ...When I agreed to participate in this roast of the Professor, I thought we were talking about a barbecue.  Now I'm not suggesting anythin, but just look at him.  The meat's practically falling off the bone already!
futz
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« Reply #159 on: 07-31-2007 22:27 »

Hermes: It was the Professor's final wish to have his body treated with special preservatives and be displayed in the main entrance for as long as the firm lasts.

Crew: Eeeewww!

Hermes: I will be in control of Planet Express from now on.

Crew: Hmm?

Prof (through clenched lips): I'm not dead yet! Dear God stop him!

Crew: Hmm.
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