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futz
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« on: 06-11-2007 16:52 »

Sine Wave

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« Reply #1 on: 06-11-2007 21:55 »

Morgan: "You seem to have a lot of pictures of your coworker, Mr. Fry..."

Leela: "I can explain that in a completely platonic way."

Morgan: "Well?"

Leela: "Ah-, um..., well it's like, you know..., uh, yeah."
Xanfor

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« Reply #2 on: 06-12-2007 07:53 »

Morgan: Why is there so much empty space in here?

Leela: Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.

futz
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« Reply #3 on: 06-12-2007 15:32 »
« Last Edit on: 06-13-2007 00:00 »

Another very close call. I'll go with Frisco17.

Or anyone else who wants to post a grab.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #4 on: 06-14-2007 14:10 »

I'll do it.

Robo D Rulz!!

Bending Unit
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« Reply #5 on: 06-14-2007 21:44 »

Fry: "I'm telling you, I didn't do it!"

Leela: "So your telling me that you didn't pay Bender 50 dollars to pick the lock on the door to the bathroom so he could use his head camera to take a picture of me in the Shower!"

Fry: "Um.................huh, I mean no."

Zoidberg: "Fry, you can tell me, is this how you Humans mate?"
Sine Wave

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« Reply #6 on: 06-15-2007 09:06 »

I completely forgot I was leaving town today when I posted the grab. I guess Robo D gets it, or anyone more responsible than I.
Robo D Rulz!!

Bending Unit
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« Reply #7 on: 06-15-2007 12:13 »

I'll give it up this time.

Next person to post gets it.

  smile
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #8 on: 06-15-2007 17:09 »
« Last Edit on: 06-15-2007 17:09 »

Here's a caption
Fry: What, I swear I didnít do it!!!!
Leela: You didnít do what?
Zoidberg: Your wearing a shirt that says, ďI hate Turtles!Ē You must have been the one to blow up all the the turtles. I certainly didnít (Shifty eyes). I would have ate them.
Leela: Heís right. Fry how could you.
Fry: Why would I kill all turtles? Bender would have killed me by now if I had. You know how he feels about turtles.

And if a new grab is wanted...


I did both so kill me if you don't like it.
Does anyone know how to fix a D.V.D. most of my Futurama D.V.D.'s do not work. I think it might be the D.V.D. player but  they are pretty scatched up. I can't watch my favorite episode and Futurama is the only thing keeping me sane since the start of exams.

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
futz
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« Reply #9 on: 06-15-2007 19:47 »
« Last Edit on: 06-15-2007 19:47 »

Zapp: We starved the population of Beanus 4 into submission by eating they're entire supply of baked beans. FFFFRRRUUUUUUP!

Aaaah!
Decapodian

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« Reply #10 on: 06-15-2007 21:55 »

Zapp: Is it just me or can I feel a draft?
SpaceCase

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« Reply #11 on: 06-16-2007 14:51 »

Brannigan: ... We won the war by setting the Spiderians on fire remotely with this control hidden in my belt.

Poopenmeyer: Is it just me, or did it just get hot in here?
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #12 on: 06-16-2007 16:13 »

Zapp: ...and thats how I made love to a cyclops.
Poopenmeyer: Uh, thats not what I meant when I asked you to tell us about your great conquest.
Crash_7

Professor
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« Reply #13 on: 06-16-2007 19:05 »

Brannigan: I must say, Mom, this new robot design of yours is quite an improvement. The old front exhaust models used to scorch my toupee.

Poopenmeyer: I'm not a robot, you idiot. I just have really bad gas and stood too close to the fireplace.
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #14 on: 06-16-2007 21:33 »
« Last Edit on: 06-16-2007 21:33 »

I'm gonna give this another day.

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Frisco17

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« Reply #15 on: 06-16-2007 22:22 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by futz:
Another very close call. I'll go with Frisco17.

Or anyone else who wants to post a grab.

Sorry my internet was down so I forfeit my turn this time.

Also, YES I WON WOOO! Ahem right anyway I can't really think of anything for this one to tired. Sorry for wasting your time.
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #16 on: 06-18-2007 12:24 »

I gotta go with Crash 7.

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Decapodian

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« Reply #17 on: 06-18-2007 18:34 »

I just noticed something. Look at Zapp's knees. There all weird.
Crash_7

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« Reply #18 on: 06-18-2007 19:04 »

Decapodian

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« Reply #19 on: 06-18-2007 19:28 »

Bender: Congratulations, Leela! A call just came in saying that you won the Lottery!

Leela: Really? What do I win?

Bender: Errr, actually, I told them that you just died and made me your heir.
Robo D Rulz!!

Bending Unit
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« Reply #20 on: 06-18-2007 20:46 »

*Leela walks in and find Bender on his headset*

Bender: There IS no way we are taking that deal!

*Mummbling from headset*

Bender: I said we are not taking that deal, you moron!

*More mummbling*

Bender: Now thats a better deal, ok bye. *he turns off headset* Oh Leela, ok I have good news, bad news and very good news.

Leela: Ok, bad news first.

Bender: Your fired, but the good news is I was able make a deal with them that instead of them literly kicking you off the property, you can walk off in disgrace.

Leela: At least there's the very good news, right?

Bender: yeah, it's GREAT news, they gave me 50 dollars to take that deal.
futz
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« Reply #21 on: 06-18-2007 21:31 »

Leela: So you found a way to improve my pitching so I can stay on the team?

Bender: Maybe. How do you feel about needles and chest hairs?
JoshTheater

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« Reply #22 on: 06-20-2007 14:04 »

Decided to bring back an old classic...

fry: why are we naked
Leela: where gonig to the pool
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #23 on: 06-20-2007 22:08 »
« Last Edit on: 06-20-2007 22:08 »

Bender: What? You want Leela to star in a movie?..Oh ok.....That sounds good.

Leela: Me? Staring in a movie?  Bender, let me talk to them.

Bender: She looks very excited right now, but that might change once she realizes its that kind of movie.
Crash_7

Professor
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« Reply #24 on: 06-21-2007 11:32 »

Let's give it another day.
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #25 on: 06-21-2007 14:44 »

Leela: Bender, Please can i try on the microphone? Please?
Frisco17

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« Reply #26 on: 06-21-2007 20:55 »
« Last Edit on: 06-21-2007 20:55 »

This has to be pre-Leela's Homeworld to make sense. Keep that in mind.

Leela: Who's on the phone?

Bender: Your parents.

Leela: Really?!!

Bender: In a manner of speaking I paid this couple to each poke one of their eyes out and pretend their your parents. Then you can make an emotional speach about how they inspired you to greatness, people love that kind of stuff. Am I a great PR manager or what?

Leela: Or what is a good question.
Crash_7

Professor
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« Reply #27 on: 06-22-2007 18:03 »

I'll go with LayZ341.  Futz was a close second.
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #28 on: 06-22-2007 22:07 »

futz can take it, I don't feel like it today.
futz
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« Reply #29 on: 06-22-2007 23:33 »

Decapodian

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« Reply #30 on: 06-22-2007 23:39 »

Fry: I dunno Leela. Are you sure you want to buy the life sized Bender doll? I mean what are you going to use it for?

Leela: (looking guilty) Errr...
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #31 on: 06-23-2007 01:01 »

Bender: (Singing & dancing) You put your right foot  in,
You put your right foot out,
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about...

(The others just stare at him strangely.)
Robo D Rulz!!

Bending Unit
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« Reply #32 on: 06-23-2007 01:11 »

*Bender is sitting in his chair looking at a peice of paper*

Bender:"Oh crap!!"

*Bender jumps out of his chair and starts to run for the door*

Bender:"This Coupon for 25% off at Elzar's expires in 20 minutes!!!!" 
Xanfor

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« Reply #33 on: 06-23-2007 07:05 »

Bender: Oh boy, I can see the headlines now! Rampaging robot charged with battery...

(Dances)

Frisco17

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« Reply #34 on: 06-23-2007 18:44 »
« Last Edit on: 06-23-2007 18:44 »

Fry: I don't get it what's he so scared of?

Proffesor: It must be that binary message writen on the wall.

Leela: You mean the one written in blood? What's is say?

Proffesor: Well let me see......first of all this is red ink not blood and second....Oh My. It appears Doctor Zoidberg has the hots for Bender.

Fry: Run buddy run like the wind!!
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #35 on: 06-23-2007 20:10 »

Just before they go to an Ad break, Bender had to stall them so that they looked popular. Unfortunatly, he was scared to see that theres a quadrupal bill of a new series of The Simpsons.
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #36 on: 06-24-2007 12:41 »

Leela: Bender what are you doing?
Bender: I'm teaching you how to be as cool as me. Now raise your hands in the air and... run away!!!
Leela: What? Why would you run away?
Bender: Can't you read binary?
Fry: No. Professor?
Farnsoworth: Oh my. We should really do something about this...
Fry: What?
Farnsworth: I appears that FOX is trying to kill all robots. We should do something about that.
Amy: Why?
Leela: We'll if FOX kills all robots how will we survive. We went through robot not helping us once and I don't want to repeat that. We must stop FOX!


Long and didn't make sense. Well that's how I roll.

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #37 on: 06-24-2007 18:01 »

Leela: Bender, this is an intervention.
Bender: Oh hell no!! You can't make me upgrade to Vista.
Hermes: He's making a run for it, turn on the magnets!
DrThunder88

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« Reply #38 on: 06-25-2007 04:49 »

Professor: Does that mean this is the 6th word or the 63rd word?  This is why I hate playing charades with robots and anyone else who thinks in binary.
futz
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« Reply #39 on: 06-26-2007 07:59 »
« Last Edit on: 06-26-2007 07:59 »

This round goes to SpaceCase with LayZ341 runner-up.
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