Bergen, Norway 2-13-02
(+47) 55 16 82 23 or (+47) 932 999 email@example.com
Fox Broadcasting Corporation
Application for the position of Manager – Planning and Scheduling
With this letter, I would like to apply for the position of Manager in your Planning and Scheduling department. I expect this position to be open. If not, please downsize the current manager as soon as possible (I’d be happy to provide you with a corporate restructuring plan).
I am 20 years old, and I have 20 years of experience watching TV. This makes me well qualified for the position. In addition, I have worked two years as a sales executive at NtK AS here in Norway, and have also passed studies on E-business strategies and web design with good grades.
My immediate plans as your next planning and scheduling Manager, is of course to buy more episodes of Fox’ flagship, the animated series “Futurama”, and providing it with a better time-slot. My thought is to keep the people happy through providing them with great comedy shows on TV, and not by having them crack jokes about Fox planning managers.
I’d be happy to hear from you soon to schedule a meeting.
(This thing I've actually faxed over to them