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Frisco17

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« Reply #640 on: 11-06-2007 22:09 »

A: The mechanics of quantum neutrino fields.

Q: Who created him?
The Mullet

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« Reply #641 on: 11-07-2007 17:56 »

A: the drunka lunkas made him

Q: where did they find the time to make him while slaving away creating delicious slurm all day and singing and dancing?
Frobot

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« Reply #642 on: 11-07-2007 18:20 »

A: during each beating the gaurds are given a 15 minute break thats when

Q: how long did it take
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #643 on: 11-08-2007 22:15 »

A: 13 years.

Q: How did Farnsworth meet Pazuzu?
tyraniak

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« Reply #644 on: 11-08-2007 23:16 »

A: He won him in a poker game

Q: Who was his previous owner?
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #645 on: 11-09-2007 15:38 »

A: The grunk lunkas

Q: If the proffeser lost, what would he have had to give the grunka lunkas?
The Mullet

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« Reply #646 on: 11-09-2007 23:36 »

A: one of his doomsday devices
Q: which poker game were they playing?
tyraniak

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« Reply #647 on: 11-10-2007 00:44 »

A: Klingon Hold em

Q: What are the rules to that game?
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #648 on: 11-10-2007 07:49 »

A. Same as texus hold um but the cards have pictures of star trek characters on them.

Q. How did the proffeser keep the deck of cards when everything star trek was destroyed?
bobbot

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« Reply #649 on: 11-10-2007 08:50 »

A. They were in Fry's pocket when he was frozen

Q.  Was there a Fry in universe 420?
The Mullet

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« Reply #650 on: 11-10-2007 13:19 »

A: no, it was his friend richie, who sold him his mom's vcr, then he found out he was taking drugs.

Q: was there a nibbler in the 420 universe?
tyraniak

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« Reply #651 on: 11-10-2007 16:57 »

A: Yeah, there's nothing worse than a nibbler with the munchies?

Q: Is there a Zapp Brannigan in that universe?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #652 on: 11-10-2007 17:01 »

A: Yes.

Q: What is he like?
bend_her

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« Reply #653 on: 11-10-2007 22:05 »

A: The same as in Universe A, except with an afro

Q: What did Farnsworth 1 do with all the universes he created?
Kryten

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« Reply #654 on: 11-10-2007 22:50 »

A: Sold 'em on eBay.

Q: Who bought them?
Frisco17

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« Reply #655 on: 11-10-2007 23:49 »

A: They Being of Inconceivable Horror.

Q: What did he do with them?
tyraniak

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« Reply #656 on: 11-11-2007 03:29 »

a: SOLD IT FOR THR RIGHTS TO  A POPULAR MOVIE

Q: What  movie?
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #657 on: 11-11-2007 13:30 »

A: Scary movie 376

Q: How come so many scary movies were made?
Kryten

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« Reply #658 on: 11-11-2007 13:54 »

A: Derivative Scriptbot 5.0 got stuck in a loop.

Q: Did they ever manage to reboot him?
Frisco17

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« Reply #659 on: 11-11-2007 22:26 »

A: No they replaced him with Derivative Scriptbot 5.1.

Q: How was he better than 5.0?
bend_her

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« Reply #660 on: 11-12-2007 04:32 »

A: He had a fancy new GUI

Q: Why does the Being of Inconceivable Horror only pay with money orders?
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #661 on: 11-12-2007 15:44 »

A: he has bad credit ratings

Q:Why?
The Mullet

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« Reply #662 on: 11-12-2007 21:05 »

A: he fell victim to too many credit card scams on the internet, wrecked his credit.

Q: who was going to be the co-star in the sitcom staring ted danson's bones?
Frisco17

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« Reply #663 on: 11-12-2007 22:34 »

A: The shark with Hitler's brain, "Der Groß Weißer Führer."

Q: How did he become an actor?
bend_her

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« Reply #664 on: 11-13-2007 01:39 »

A: He had lasers fitted to his head

Q: How often does the PE ship need an oil change?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #665 on: 11-14-2007 19:50 »
« Last Edit on: 11-14-2007 19:50 »

A: Every few hundred thousand light years.

Q: What kind of old does the Planet Express Ship need?
Sine Wave

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« Reply #666 on: 11-14-2007 20:08 »

A: Since crude old reserves were depleted centuries ago, it has to run on high-quality synthetic old.

Q: What would it take for a movie with a vampire and an explosion to become even better?
coldangel

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« Reply #667 on: 11-14-2007 20:45 »

A: WILLIAM SHATNER.

Q: Did Bill Shatner ever call Leela after they snogged in WNFHGB?
Frisco17

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« Reply #668 on: 11-14-2007 22:11 »

A: Yes but she couldn't understand what he was saying.

Q: What happened to Walter Koenig after WNFHGB?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #669 on: 11-14-2007 22:20 »
« Last Edit on: 11-15-2007 00:00 »

A: He got revenge on Bender for threatening him.

Q: How did Walter get revenge?

How could Bender hate Walter?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #670 on: 11-15-2007 19:19 »

A:  By giving Bender a static electric shock in his system.


Q:  Has Zapp and Kiff ever meet Hermes and LaBarbra?

Frisco17

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« Reply #671 on: 11-15-2007 22:15 »

A:Yes on the Titanic.

Q: What happened between them?
tyraniak

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« Reply #672 on: 11-15-2007 23:08 »

A: Not much, see the episode and you'll understand

Q: Will Brannigan ever run for any political office?
Frobot

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« Reply #673 on: 11-15-2007 23:26 »

A: yes leader of the intergalactic trisquadron mason union

Q: what is the ITMU
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #674 on: 11-16-2007 20:38 »

A: I don't know.

Q: Do you know?
The Mullet

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« Reply #675 on: 11-16-2007 21:51 »

A: i do,
Q: who wants to know?
Frobot

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« Reply #676 on: 11-16-2007 23:13 »

A: every one including Zapp

Q: why doesnt he know already
tyraniak

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« Reply #677 on: 11-17-2007 01:04 »

A: The ITMU just wanted to use him as a brainless poster child to hide the public away from their terrible secret

Q: What terrible secret?
Frobot

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« Reply #678 on: 11-17-2007 21:24 »

A: theyre secret is that since 2048 they have been resposible fo 600 of the 1000 greasted bad films of all time

Q: what are some of the films
tyraniak

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« Reply #679 on: 11-18-2007 00:46 »

A: Torgo meets Rowsdower, Glitter 2: The re-Glittering, the Karate fetus, and Watergate: the musical

Q: what is the penalty for making such an awful film?
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