There are no stupid questions, except here.

[Reply #640 on:]

A: The mechanics of quantum neutrino fields.

Q: Who created him?

[Reply #641 on:]

A: the drunka lunkas made him

Q: where did they find the time to make him while slaving away creating delicious slurm all day and singing and dancing?

[Reply #642 on:]

A: during each beating the gaurds are given a 15 minute break thats when

Q: how long did it take

[Reply #643 on:]

A: 13 years.

Q: How did Farnsworth meet Pazuzu?

[Reply #644 on:]

A: He won him in a poker game

Q: Who was his previous owner?

[Reply #645 on:]

A: The grunk lunkas

Q: If the proffeser lost, what would he have had to give the grunka lunkas?

[Reply #646 on:]

A: one of his doomsday devices
Q: which poker game were they playing?

[Reply #647 on:]

A: Klingon Hold em

Q: What are the rules to that game?

[Reply #648 on:]

A. Same as texus hold um but the cards have pictures of star trek characters on them.

Q. How did the proffeser keep the deck of cards when everything star trek was destroyed?

[Reply #649 on:]

A. They were in Fry's pocket when he was frozen

Q.  Was there a Fry in universe 420?

[Reply #650 on:]

A: no, it was his friend richie, who sold him his mom's vcr, then he found out he was taking drugs.

Q: was there a nibbler in the 420 universe?

[Reply #651 on:]

A: Yeah, there's nothing worse than a nibbler with the munchies?

Q: Is there a Zapp Brannigan in that universe?

[Reply #652 on:]

A: Yes.

Q: What is he like?

[Reply #653 on:]

A: The same as in Universe A, except with an afro

Q: What did Farnsworth 1 do with all the universes he created?

[Reply #654 on:]

A: Sold 'em on eBay.

Q: Who bought them?

[Reply #655 on:]

A: They Being of Inconceivable Horror.

Q: What did he do with them?

[Reply #656 on:]

a: SOLD IT FOR THR RIGHTS TO  A POPULAR MOVIE

Q: What  movie?

[Reply #657 on:]

A: Scary movie 376

Q: How come so many scary movies were made?

[Reply #658 on:]

A: Derivative Scriptbot 5.0 got stuck in a loop.

Q: Did they ever manage to reboot him?

[Reply #659 on:]

A: No they replaced him with Derivative Scriptbot 5.1.

Q: How was he better than 5.0?

[Reply #660 on:]

A: He had a fancy new GUI

Q: Why does the Being of Inconceivable Horror only pay with money orders?

[Reply #661 on:]

A: he has bad credit ratings

Q:Why?

[Reply #662 on:]

A: he fell victim to too many credit card scams on the internet, wrecked his credit.

Q: who was going to be the co-star in the sitcom staring ted danson's bones?

[Reply #663 on:]

A: The shark with Hitler's brain, "Der Groß Weißer Führer."

Q: How did he become an actor?

[Reply #664 on:]

A: He had lasers fitted to his head

Q: How often does the PE ship need an oil change?

[Reply #665 on:]

A: Every few hundred thousand light years.

Q: What kind of old does the Planet Express Ship need?

[Reply #666 on:]

A: Since crude old reserves were depleted centuries ago, it has to run on high-quality synthetic old.

Q: What would it take for a movie with a vampire and an explosion to become even better?

[Reply #667 on:]

A: WILLIAM SHATNER.

Q: Did Bill Shatner ever call Leela after they snogged in WNFHGB?

[Reply #668 on:]

A: Yes but she couldn't understand what he was saying.

Q: What happened to Walter Koenig after WNFHGB?

[Reply #669 on:]

A: He got revenge on Bender for threatening him.

Q: How did Walter get revenge?

How could Bender hate Walter?

[Reply #670 on:]

A:  By giving Bender a static electric shock in his system.


Q:  Has Zapp and Kiff ever meet Hermes and LaBarbra?

[Reply #671 on:]

A:Yes on the Titanic.

Q: What happened between them?

[Reply #672 on:]

A: Not much, see the episode and you'll understand

Q: Will Brannigan ever run for any political office?

[Reply #673 on:]

A: yes leader of the intergalactic trisquadron mason union

Q: what is the ITMU

[Reply #674 on:]

A: I don't know.

Q: Do you know?

[Reply #675 on:]

A: i do,
Q: who wants to know?

[Reply #676 on:]

A: every one including Zapp

Q: why doesnt he know already

[Reply #677 on:]

A: The ITMU just wanted to use him as a brainless poster child to hide the public away from their terrible secret

Q: What terrible secret?

[Reply #678 on:]

A: theyre secret is that since 2048 they have been resposible fo 600 of the 1000 greasted bad films of all time

Q: what are some of the films

[Reply #679 on:]

A: Torgo meets Rowsdower, Glitter 2: The re-Glittering, the Karate fetus, and Watergate: the musical

Q: what is the penalty for making such an awful film?