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Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #560 on: 09-20-2007 22:48 »
« Last Edit on: 09-20-2007 22:48 »

   
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Originally posted by tyraniak:
A: dumpster related cooking recipes

Q: what are his signature entrees?

This was the last stupid question and answer posed.

A: Trash chips and dips.

Q: What is in Zoidbergs trash Chips and dips?

TOPTStatue This is 2 TOTPs in a row.

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
bend_her

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« Reply #561 on: 09-21-2007 04:02 »

A: Amy's toenail clippings, "dumpster broth", cheese carefully scrapped off a pizza box and ground up pizza boxes.

Q: Have there been any known customers (from our universe!) to have actually tried his recipes?
SpaceCase

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« Reply #562 on: 09-21-2007 11:40 »

A: Yes; there were no survivors.

Q: What about in other universes?
Frisco17

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« Reply #563 on: 09-21-2007 22:20 »

A: Yes, in the cowboy universe. And I reckon there wern't no survivors there neither.

Q: Has anyone else from PE written a book?
km73

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« Reply #564 on: 09-21-2007 22:41 »

A: Yes; "Bakin' Ponies with Bender".

Q: If Amy wrote a book, what would it be called?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #565 on: 09-21-2007 22:56 »

A: When I was too Cute

Q: Did it sell well? (Ohh that ryhmed)

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
tyraniak

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« Reply #566 on: 09-22-2007 00:29 »

A: Kif bought the only copy

Q: who is Scruffy's hero?
coldangel

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« Reply #567 on: 09-22-2007 01:26 »

A: (secretly) Fry.

Q: Why?
bend_her

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« Reply #568 on: 09-22-2007 02:13 »

A: Because Fry's like a son to him?  wink

Q: Who is Scruffy's favourite Zero G Juggs centerfold?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #569 on: 09-22-2007 19:17 »

A:  The Crushinatior!


Q:  What did the soup during Double Soup Tuesday at the Orphanirium taste like? 
Kryten

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« Reply #570 on: 09-22-2007 21:56 »

A: Like the suspiciously missing orphans.

Q: How DID Zoidebrg's house burn down underwater?
Frisco17

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« Reply #571 on: 09-23-2007 00:41 »

A: Ancient Chinese Secret.

Q: What's the secret?
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #572 on: 09-23-2007 03:51 »
« Last Edit on: 09-23-2007 03:51 »

A: Sneeze and ash with a pinch of popeary

Q: What is the best catchphrase in 3000?
bend_her

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« Reply #573 on: 09-23-2007 04:28 »

A: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Q: How come no-one besides Bender uses it?
tyraniak

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« Reply #574 on: 09-23-2007 13:57 »

A: most asses are neither shiny nor metal, nor does anyone else want anyone to bite their ass

Q: Is the price is right still on in 3000, and if so, who is the host?
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #575 on: 09-23-2007 15:31 »

A: It was cancelled in 2347 after Jeffery Alkerman made a rude absurnaty. No one was ever sure what it was.

Q: Was Red Dwarf well known further into the future?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #576 on: 09-23-2007 17:25 »

A:  It took place million years into the future, so yes it is.


Q:   What would happen if the characters from Futurama, Family Guy, and American Dad went to Mobius? 
tyraniak

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« Reply #577 on: 09-25-2007 01:04 »

A: they would all die terrible, terrible deaths

Q: what comic books are popular in the year 3000?
Frobot

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« Reply #578 on: 09-26-2007 16:12 »

A: X-men: the golden age circa 2009, hulk in the home, the death of super man # 62, actual radioactive man, and batman : the untold stories

Q: why are they so popular
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #579 on: 09-26-2007 18:00 »

A:  Everything old is always new again!

Q:  What if Fry's jacket was blue, his tshirt was black, and his pants were red? 

bend_her

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« Reply #580 on: 09-27-2007 01:50 »

A: It means Bender's tripping on acid again.

Q: What happened to Alcazar?
tyraniak

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« Reply #581 on: 09-27-2007 02:19 »

A: he became a door to door turnip salesman

Q: was he successful?
Frisco17

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« Reply #582 on: 09-28-2007 23:56 »

A: No. Pig ate all his turnips befor he could sell them.

Q: What ever happened to Adalai.
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #583 on: 10-06-2007 17:10 »

A:   He's now the new warden of the Orphanarium.


Q:  What happened to the party girls who were with Slurms McKenzie? 
bend_her

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« Reply #584 on: 10-06-2007 23:57 »

A: One got knocked up, gave birth to triplets, and led a life of quiet anguish. The other got run over on her way to the dollar store.

Q: Where did Fry's worms go after Fry, um, went?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #585 on: 10-07-2007 10:42 »

A: They went to Zoidberg, after he ate his sandwhich that he got for his shares.

Q: What did the parasites do with Zoidberg?
Kryten

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« Reply #586 on: 10-07-2007 15:03 »

A: Nothing, he's pretty much beyond help.

Q: What did Zoidberg do with the parasites?
Frisco17

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« Reply #587 on: 10-07-2007 22:08 »

A: He tried to make freinds with them.

Q: How did the worms respond to this?
tyraniak

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« Reply #588 on: 10-07-2007 23:55 »

A: They left him in search of a better host

Q: who did they enter after zoidberg?
The Mullet

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« Reply #589 on: 10-08-2007 01:12 »

A: they went to the professor, but his organs were to old and decrepit that they died of over-exhaustion trying to make him younger. 

Q: who would win in a fight, scruffy or hermes?
bend_her

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« Reply #590 on: 10-08-2007 01:29 »

A: Hermes. Scruffy's on break.

Q: How many forms does Hermes need to fill out before fighting Scruffy?
Frobot

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« Reply #591 on: 10-08-2007 15:50 »

A: 14 for a standerd fight 23 for a dirt street brawl!

Q: who has to go over the fight paper work
Frisco17

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« Reply #592 on: 10-08-2007 22:00 »

A: George Forman's head.

Q: Why doesn't he work for the URFL anymore?
The Mullet

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« Reply #593 on: 10-10-2007 16:34 »

A: he left to persue a fulfilling career as a modeler of hats, and sell grills of course

Q: who would win in a fight, muhamid ali head or goerge foreman head in a fight. 
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #594 on: 10-10-2007 16:56 »
« Last Edit on: 10-10-2007 16:56 »

A: Neither of them.

Q: Why wouldn't one of them win?
Frisco17

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« Reply #595 on: 10-10-2007 22:10 »

A: They we're both beaten by an 80-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier.

Q: Where did he come from?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #596 on: 10-11-2007 11:13 »

A:  He was made from old car carbarators.


Q:  Are Cubert and Dwight honor students at their school?
The Mullet

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« Reply #597 on: 10-11-2007 14:37 »

A: dwight, yes, cubert, no.  Theres some loop-hole about actually have to be born naturally to make honor roll

Q: how much would could a wooden bender chuck?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #598 on: 10-11-2007 21:54 »
« Last Edit on: 10-11-2007 21:54 »

A: I don't know how much wood, would a wooden Bender chuck if a wooden Bender would chuck wood.

Q: How would a wooden Bender chuck would if a wooden Bender would chuck wood?

Sorry for the continuation of the attempt at a toung twister.
tyraniak

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« Reply #599 on: 10-12-2007 01:33 »

A: That's a trick question

Q: Why is it a trick question?
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