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Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #520 on: 09-13-2007 15:11 »

A: Because they are friends of Nixon.

Q: Why are they friends of Nixon?

@Pazjr: When is your story gonna be updated?

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
tyraniak

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« Reply #521 on: 09-13-2007 17:53 »

A: Nixon and Lrrr are on a bowling team together

Q: who's the better bowler out of the two of them?
Organazation14

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« Reply #522 on: 09-13-2007 20:11 »

A. Nixon

B. how does Nixon bowl?
coldangel

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« Reply #523 on: 09-13-2007 20:29 »

A: With an overwhealming paranoid sense of persecution and grandiose belief in his own moral and political excellence.

Q: Why would anyone bother to bring Richard Nixon back to life for the purpose of sticking his head in a jar?
Organazation14

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« Reply #524 on: 09-13-2007 21:35 »

A. questions, they'll kill him soon

Q. exactly when?
Frisco17

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« Reply #525 on: 09-13-2007 22:22 »

A: Never. He had them killed before they could make their move.

Q: Does Leela have and family besides her parents?
tyraniak

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« Reply #526 on: 09-14-2007 00:44 »

A: Yeah, her brother with the giant foot

Q: What's his name?
LiMiT

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« Reply #527 on: 09-14-2007 16:52 »
« Last Edit on: 09-14-2007 16:52 »

A: His foot is that big, the only name to do him justice is "Footlocker"

Q: Does that mean he has a normal number of eyes?
Frisco17

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« Reply #528 on: 09-15-2007 22:43 »

A: Yes, he has two eyes. One is just on his giant foot.

Q: What happened to him?
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #529 on: 09-16-2007 01:14 »

A: He got trampled when the mutants were fleeing the Great Sewer Flood of 3007.

Q: Where do the sewer mutants get their groceries?
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #530 on: 09-16-2007 18:33 »

A:  At the ruins of an old Wal-Mart.


Q:  What if Fry and Zoidberg had been caught eating the produce there at the old Wal-Mart?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #531 on: 09-16-2007 18:57 »
« Last Edit on: 09-16-2007 18:57 »

A: They would have been killed in the worst way imaginable.

Q: To mutants what is the worst way imagiable to die?

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
tyraniak

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« Reply #532 on: 09-17-2007 00:08 »

A: being flushed down the giant toilet where el chupanibre was flushed

Q: Is there actually a sub-world below the mutants world?
bend_her

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« Reply #533 on: 09-17-2007 02:27 »

A: Yes

Q: What's down there?
Frisco17

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« Reply #534 on: 09-17-2007 10:01 »

A: A robotic Richard Simmons, which is why things are sent their as punishment.

Q: Where did it come from.
tyraniak

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« Reply #535 on: 09-17-2007 12:51 »

A: the hollywood wax robot museum

Q: what other celebrity wax robots were flushed down the sub-sewer?
bend_her

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« Reply #536 on: 09-18-2007 00:58 »

A: The Quantum Artist Probably Known As Prince

Q: Why?
tyraniak

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« Reply #537 on: 09-18-2007 13:22 »

A: The museum was running out of space and decided prince and richard simmons wouldn't be missed

Q: were they missed?
Frisco17

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« Reply #538 on: 09-18-2007 19:53 »
« Last Edit on: 09-19-2007 00:00 »

A: Only by tourists from San Fransisco.

Q: What other robots are in the museum?
Kryten

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« Reply #539 on: 09-18-2007 21:55 »

A: The ones who thought the admission at the planetarium was too high.

Q: How many Beings of Inconceivable Horror does it take to change a lightbulb?
bend_her

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« Reply #540 on: 09-19-2007 02:12 »

A: None. A Being of Inconceivable Horror needs no light bulbs. Besides, it would just buy someone to do it off eBay. Bwaaaahahahaha!

Q: Why don't more celebrity heads get bodies like Beck?
coldangel

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« Reply #541 on: 09-19-2007 02:38 »

A: Because they don't want people to think they're trying to be like Beck.

Q: Why did the preserved head cross the road?
Kryten

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« Reply #542 on: 09-19-2007 18:21 »

A: He was stapled to the Hyperchicken.

Q: So, why did the Hyperchicken cross the road?
coldangel

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« Reply #543 on: 09-19-2007 19:29 »

A: He's just a simple Hyperchicken from a backwoods asteroid who doesn't know from roads or crossings.

Q: Where can one purchase an inter-species DNA maternity testing machine?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #544 on: 09-19-2007 19:29 »
« Last Edit on: 09-19-2007 19:29 »

A: From Professor Farnsworth's online store.

Q: What is Farnsworth's store's URL?

Damn you coldy!!!  mad


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Frisco17

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« Reply #545 on: 09-19-2007 21:59 »
« Last Edit on: 09-19-2007 21:59 »

A: www.professorfarnsworth.old
Q: What else is for sale there?
tyraniak

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« Reply #546 on: 09-20-2007 00:41 »

A: finglongers, smeloscopes, and many different lengths of wire

Q: what is Zoidberg's website?
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #547 on: 09-20-2007 10:05 »

A: www.planetexpress.com/~drzoidberg,  because he's too poor to afford his own URL.

Q: What's it about?
tyraniak

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« Reply #548 on: 09-20-2007 12:51 »

A: dumpster related cooking recipes

Q: what are his signature entrees?
bobbot

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« Reply #549 on: 09-20-2007 13:13 »

Spaghettio crust on moldy bread
bobbot

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« Reply #550 on: 09-20-2007 13:16 »

Why is everyone so obsessed with Zoidberg?  By the way, all Decpodians are Jewish, they don't believe in jesus
bobbot

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« Reply #551 on: 09-20-2007 13:18 »

Best lines from an episode:  Professor: "Where's the device that speeds up or slows down time." Fry: "Under the seat"
bobbot

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« Reply #552 on: 09-20-2007 13:20 »

Does anyone know if Farnsworth was a deliberate tribute to Philo T. Farnsworth?
SpaceCase

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« Reply #553 on: 09-20-2007 13:47 »
« Last Edit on: 09-20-2007 13:47 »

    Quote
    Originally posted by bobbot:
    Does anyone know if Farnsworth was a deliberate tribute to Philo T. Farnsworth?
    Yes.

     
    Quote
    Originally posted on the Intertnet Movie Database Futurama Trivia page:
    • Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth is named after the inventor Philo T. Farnsworth, one of the pioneers of television, whose invention was premiered at the 1939 New York World's Fair, along with the Futurama exhibit.
    Also: YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!   wink The whole point of this thread is to ask stupid questions, and give stupid (non-)answers!

    Geeze, asking an intelligent question in this thread...
    [*Mutter*] [*Mutter*]
      wink
    bobbot

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    « Reply #554 on: 09-20-2007 14:26 »

    Farnsworth invented electronic television, those nice folks at RCA sent Vladimir Zworkin to steal the inventors ideas and by using the money and political influence managed to patent Farnsworths system before he could.  Think about that next time you tune in NBC.
    bobbot

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    « Reply #555 on: 09-20-2007 14:28 »

    By the way, it was RCA's stolen version of television that was displayed at the worlds fair
    bobbot

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    « Reply #556 on: 09-20-2007 14:31 »

    Ever wonder why the channels start at 2 instead of 1? In 1946 the geniuses at the FCC decided that there would never be a need for all 13 channels that had been alocated for TV broadcasting so they took channel 1 and created citizens band radio
    bobbot

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    « Reply #557 on: 09-20-2007 14:33 »

    Hey, I'm new and a little lost
    SpaceCase

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    « Reply #558 on: 09-20-2007 16:48 »

    Bobbot, friend, palm bruddah! You’re new.
    I suggest (STRENUOUSLY!) you take a moment to peruse the FAQ’s, here, and  here.
    One thing that is particularly frowned upon for reasons of bandwidth is multiple posting, as you have done above.

    Oh.

    Are those my claws in your throat?
    [*Heh*]
    Sorry about that... Um... Have a bandaid?  wink

    Welcome to our little corner of “nerd-vana.”

    PEEL: A more vile hive of nerds and geekery you will not find!
    We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread...
    Frisco17

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    « Reply #559 on: 09-20-2007 21:55 »
    « Last Edit on: 09-20-2007 21:55 »

    And the thread has reached a new low. So where were we exactly?
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