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bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #480 on: 09-05-2007 04:48 »
« Last Edit on: 09-05-2007 04:48 »

A: A cuddly baby Tapir... er... Bender.

Q: Does the PE ship dream of electric Tapirs?

Edit: TOTPD, baby!
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #481 on: 09-06-2007 10:20 »

A: Not since she had her blade runners installed.

Q: Whatever happened to Philip K. Dick's head?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #482 on: 09-06-2007 12:33 »

A: It teamed up with the heads of Isaac Asimov, Gene Roddenberry, H.G. Wells, Jules Verne, and Ray Bradburry to create a new religion

Q: What was this religion called?
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #483 on: 09-06-2007 15:15 »

A: Existentialism? Ahahahaha!

Q: What do sci-fi authors write about in the year 3000?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #484 on: 09-06-2007 18:08 »

A: medieval knights in the 1940s

Q: Who reads these novels?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #485 on: 09-06-2007 18:31 »

A: The Future Knights.

Q: Who are the members of the Future Knights?

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #486 on: 09-06-2007 23:39 »

A: Dwight Schrute, George costanza, Cliff Clavin, Doc Emmet Brown, Magilla Gorilla, sonic the hedgehog, Jeff "the Dude" Lebowski, and William Howard Taft

Q: How and why did a former president, join up with TV, cartoon, video game, and movie characters and become future knights?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #487 on: 09-07-2007 18:58 »

A: They rescued him when his head got stuck in a bathtub.

Q: We know their names but what is their quest and their favorite color.
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #488 on: 09-07-2007 19:29 »

A:  To find the Saturn Grail and their favorite color is hot pink!


Q: Should Futurama parody opening and closing credits to sitcoms?
BlueMoon

Crustacean
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« Reply #489 on: 09-07-2007 19:47 »

what would fry and leelas kids look like? probly hav 3 eyes or sumin lol
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #490 on: 09-07-2007 20:04 »

A: no because no sitcom is worthy

and to answer BlueMoons random question theyre child would have pinkish orang hair and will have 2 larger than normal eyes

Q: who was the professors first love
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #491 on: 09-07-2007 21:03 »

A: A Marilyn Monroe-bot (dun-dun-dun!)

Q: How did he get over his metal fever?
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #492 on: 09-07-2007 21:17 »

A: No.  A glitch in her programming caused her to steal his money and break up with him.

B: Who was the proffessor's second love?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #493 on: 09-07-2007 21:37 »

A: Mom's mom (he had a thing for much, much older women)

Q: How long did this relationship last?
gaschief

Professor
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« Reply #494 on: 09-07-2007 23:28 »

A: as long as his second heart lasted


Q: did the professor ever have an affair with his heart surgeon?
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #495 on: 09-08-2007 02:12 »

A: No, his heart surgeon was a robot, and he was still wary after the Marilyn Monroe-bot experience.

Q: What sub-sub-sub-genre of metal is most popular in the year 3000?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #496 on: 09-08-2007 02:28 »

A: Post-post-post-post-post-industrial thrash metal of doom.

Q: What does that even sound like?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #497 on: 09-08-2007 17:05 »

A: Only robots know. So you'd ahve to ask one.

Q; How would the robot describe the sound of Post-post-post-post-post-industrial thrash metal of doom music?

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #498 on: 09-08-2007 19:05 »

A: Like a Sherman tank having sex with a kazoo.

Q: Why don't human's know what it sounds like?
robertojamison

Bending Unit
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« Reply #499 on: 09-09-2007 01:17 »

A: Because no human has seen a sherman tank having sex with a kazoo.

Q: Who is going to be Earth President after Nixon?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #500 on: 09-09-2007 02:10 »

A: Frank Sinatra

Q: How does Frank Sinatra become president?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #501 on: 09-09-2007 13:48 »

A: with those baby blues of his and a long line of mafia connections both himan and robot

Q: when does sinatra become president
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #502 on: 09-09-2007 14:08 »

A: After Nixon is impeached

Q: What does Nixon get impeached for?
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #503 on: 09-09-2007 14:12 »

A: Lewd conduct

Q: What was he caught doing?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #504 on: 09-09-2007 18:50 »

A: Head banging.

Q: What was he head banging?

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Organazation14

Bending Unit
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« Reply #505 on: 09-09-2007 19:14 »

A. Christian rock

B. What band?
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #506 on: 09-09-2007 19:50 »

A: A reformed version of the Dave Mathews Band.

Q: Does this version of the Dave Mathews Band rock?
Organazation14

Bending Unit
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« Reply #507 on: 09-09-2007 20:05 »

A. and the that version of the dave Mathews band doesn't rock

Q. WHY?!?!?
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #508 on: 09-09-2007 21:48 »

A. Because they're merely celebrity heads, and their bodies have "stupid fingers"

Q. Whatever happened to Noticably F.A.T.?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #509 on: 09-10-2007 13:19 »

A: He had a S.T.R.O.K.E

Q: What does that stand for?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #510 on: 09-11-2007 09:08 »

A. strong traumatic respritory objection killing evrything

Q: who did that happen
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #511 on: 09-11-2007 13:10 »

A:  Because he was so fat, quite noticably to be exact

Q: What were the fates of the rest of the breakdancing crew?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #512 on: 09-11-2007 13:45 »

A: They all died tragically.

Q: How did they die?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #513 on: 09-11-2007 20:31 »

A: each more tragic than the next the worst being a death at a screening of "Soul Man" which caused young man to die from stupidity.

Q: what were some of the other ways
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #514 on: 09-12-2007 20:34 »

Q:  One commited suicide after seeing "D.C. Cab".  One was so drunk, he fell into a manhole.


A:  What if the P.E. Crew replaced Dr. Zoidberg with Hugh Laurie's head?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #515 on: 09-13-2007 00:42 »

A: Now Hugh Laurie is the popular one

Q: What would Zoidberg do if PE fired him?
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #516 on: 09-13-2007 00:54 »

A: Return to his previous position administering the US health care system.

Q: What was Scruffy's previous job?
Wacky T. Bakke

Poppler
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« Reply #517 on: 09-13-2007 01:35 »

A. Billionaire entrepeneur

Q. Where did Nixon get that giant robot?
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #518 on: 09-13-2007 03:19 »

A: A Japanese anime convention.

Q: Whatever happened to it after 'A Head in the Polls'?
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #519 on: 09-13-2007 04:05 »

A: It needed new batteries.

Q: Why wasn't the White House destroyed by the three waves of Omicronians?
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