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SpaceCase

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« Reply #40 on: 04-13-2007 11:18 »
« Last Edit on: 04-13-2007 11:18 »

A: Hello? Omicronians! ‘Nuff said.

Q: What is the market for human porn - not human horn - in alien societies?

[Edit] TOPD!

 
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #41 on: 04-13-2007 16:05 »

A: There is no market for human porn among aliens.  Humans are the ugliest creatures in the universe!

Q: Are humans the ugliest in universe "B?"
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #42 on: 04-13-2007 16:16 »

A: No. Humans actually tied with Amphibiosans in both universes as the ugliest, and it was decided by a coin flip.

Q: What color is Kif in Universe B?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #43 on: 04-13-2007 16:30 »
« Last Edit on: 04-13-2007 16:30 »

A: Hot pink

Q: Why didn't Fry's mom buy him the green jacket?

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #44 on: 04-13-2007 17:10 »

A: Coin flip.

Q: Why didn't PJF II pass on the seven leaf clover?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #45 on: 04-14-2007 13:13 »

A: because who could pass on something that strange

Q: does fry have any siblings he doesn't know about
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #46 on: 04-14-2007 13:47 »

A: No, but his brother is actually the son of his father's cigarrette-smoking co-worker.

Q: Is Nixon going to be President forever?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #47 on: 04-14-2007 17:18 »
« Last Edit on: 04-14-2007 17:18 »

A:No in the year 3012 he looses his spot to a janitor that nocked his jar over ending his reign of terror

Q: who was this brave janitor
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #48 on: 04-14-2007 18:17 »

A: Scruffy's illegitimate son

Q: Who's the mom?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #49 on: 04-14-2007 21:31 »

A: Amy.

Q: How did that happen?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #50 on: 04-14-2007 22:36 »

A: Scruffy paide her. Nuff said

Q: How much money did Scruffy pay her?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #51 on: 04-14-2007 23:39 »

A: He gave her all his PE stocks

Q: How much were the stocks worth when he gave them to Amy?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #52 on: 04-15-2007 13:13 »

A: about 100,000 regans

Q: how did scruffy gain so much stock
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #53 on: 04-15-2007 18:23 »

A: Scruffy believed in the company

Q: If Scruffy believed in the company so much, how come he sold all his stock to have sex with Amy?
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #54 on: 04-15-2007 19:27 »

A: Who wouldn't?

B: Did Zoidberg ever get any of his stock back?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #55 on: 04-15-2007 20:18 »

A: Yes, it's how he was able to start buying eight's of things.

Q: Why'd it take him till then?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #56 on: 04-15-2007 20:34 »

A: prostitution

Q: what was his street walker name
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #57 on: 04-15-2007 22:50 »

A: Zoido the Magnificent

Q: How was he magnificent?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #58 on: 04-15-2007 23:26 »

A: well you know those dangling things on his face lets just say they can work magic

Q: when did zoidberg stop prostituting
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #59 on: 04-15-2007 23:41 »

A: When he realised that no-one wanted a lobster prostitute.

Q: How did he get the rest of the money?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #60 on: 04-16-2007 15:24 »

A: Pimping.

Q: Why did Zoidberg quit pimping?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #61 on: 04-16-2007 16:30 »

A: He couldn't find enough bitches to work for him.

Q: Why couldn't he find enough bitches?

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #62 on: 04-16-2007 21:55 »

A: because Space Pimp Czarak controls most of they new new york pimp game

Q; who are some of these high ranking Space Pimps
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #63 on: 04-17-2007 00:48 »

A: bitch-slap o'matic 5000, Zohob McBlorf, and the head of David Byrne

Q: Why is David Byrne's head such a succesful pimp?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #64 on: 04-18-2007 13:37 »

A: cuz david byrne knows how to keep his bitches in line

Q: Name some of his Pimp techniques
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #65 on: 04-20-2007 02:52 »

A: The PImpomaniac is one, the other are far too disgusting to name.

Q: What are some of the ones far too disgusting too name?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #66 on: 04-21-2007 00:31 »

A: The burning down the whore house, the take my bitch to the river, and the this must be the place, ho

Q: Are any other celebrities' heads involved in pimping?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #67 on: 04-21-2007 06:34 »

A:Yes

Q: Who?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #68 on: 04-21-2007 16:38 »

A: John Belushi

Q: When and how did John Belushi become a pimp?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #69 on: 04-21-2007 16:44 »

A:  He wanted to get back his celebrity status, so he had to become a pimp.


Q:  What if Zoidberg was trained to be a boxer? 
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #70 on: 04-21-2007 18:08 »

A: he caint become a boxer after the claw incedent of 2982

Q: what happened during the claw incedent
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #71 on: 04-21-2007 23:45 »

A: Nobody speaks about the incident. Ever.

Q: Why is everyone talking about Zoidberg?
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #72 on: 04-21-2007 23:53 »

A: Because if we go off-topic the boogeyman will get us.

Q: What is Fry's favorite film?

P.S. The Zoidberg claw incident was going nowhere since you said we never speak about it.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #73 on: 04-22-2007 00:12 »

A: Rocky CCXXXIV. They have that in the future.

Q: How many rovky movies are there in the year 3000?

MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #74 on: 04-22-2007 07:32 »

A: There are several hundred but the most recent is: Zombie Adrian's Revenge.

Q: Did the population of this planet decrease in the future?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #75 on: 04-22-2007 16:17 »

A: it actually leveled out so that theres never too few or too many people

Q; how did this happen
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #76 on: 04-22-2007 16:20 »
« Last Edit on: 04-22-2007 16:20 »

A: God was angry at you.

Q: How many Halo games have been made in total by the year 3000?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #77 on: 04-22-2007 16:22 »

A: carry the one.... 30000 times they realesed 10 year

Q; why so many remakes
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #78 on: 04-22-2007 16:29 »

A: Just so many nerds love the Arcade game that is Halo.

Q: What is the population of the Nerd Planet called "Zalaphon"?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #79 on: 04-22-2007 16:32 »

A. 9.6 billion thanx to nerd on nerd procreation

Q: is there any geeks on this planet
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