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« on: 04-07-2007 15:45 »

Replacement for  http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/1-005147-20/
Trombonist

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« Reply #1 on: 04-07-2007 23:23 »

"There are no such things as stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."

Q: Is purple Leela's natural hair color?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #2 on: 04-08-2007 00:51 »

A: Nope. Her real hair colour is fuchsia.

Q: Whats the difference between fuchsia and purple?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #3 on: 04-08-2007 06:54 »
« Last Edit on: 04-08-2007 06:54 »

A: Not much. They're awfully similar.

Q: h0w 4nn0y!n9 w0u1d p331 83 !f 3v3ry0n3 ju575 741k3d5 1!k35 7h!5-!5 ?

MrBlonde

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« Reply #4 on: 04-08-2007 09:23 »
« Last Edit on: 04-08-2007 09:23 »

A: About as annoying if everyone keeps going off Futurama topics in this thread (I know I done it alot but I've given it up).

Q: What features do Bender have that we not know about?
Trombonist

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« Reply #5 on: 04-08-2007 13:10 »
« Last Edit on: 04-08-2007 13:10 »

@PazuzuJr: How do you know i33l 5p34k? (leet speak)
                     
A: Bender has a backup feature that, should he ever be shut down, will cause him to boot up as a folk singer.

Q: Is orange Fry's natural hair color?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #6 on: 04-08-2007 13:20 »

@Trombonist - Leet speak?

A: Yes. although he wishes his hair was blue.

Q: why does he want blue hair?
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #7 on: 04-08-2007 13:28 »

@PazuzuJr: Also known as Elite speak, it's the form of writing generally used by hackers and it looks alot like what you did

A: The Nibblonians tricked him into wanting it.

Q: Why would the Nibblonians want Fry to want blue hair?
Sine Wave

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« Reply #8 on: 04-08-2007 13:46 »

A: It'd be easier to identify him as The Mighty One.

Q: Does Leela ever want normal hair?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #9 on: 04-08-2007 14:09 »

@Trombonist - oh, i just got it of this webby  tongue

A: Yes. she wants to be brunette

Q: why not blonde?
SpaceCase

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« Reply #10 on: 04-08-2007 14:09 »
« Last Edit on: 04-08-2007 14:09 »

Nuts.

Beat to the punch by PazuzuJr...
Trombonist

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« Reply #11 on: 04-08-2007 14:28 »

@PazuzuJr: h4xx0r is just like i33l 5p34k. 

A: Because blondes have more fun and Leela is a kill-joy

Q: Why is Leela a kill-joy?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #12 on: 04-08-2007 14:31 »

@ trombonist - how do yoooo know about elite speak>? huh huh huh  tongue

A: cause she kills-joy

Q: does Amy wanna dye her hair?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #13 on: 04-08-2007 14:31 »

A: She hasn't found twu wuv.

Q: What has genetic engineeing done to the citizens of the 31st century?
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #14 on: 04-08-2007 16:24 »

Beat to the punch by Pazuzu, Sine Wave!

A: No, she doesn't.

Q: Why not?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #15 on: 04-08-2007 23:16 »

A: Because it's fine the way it is.

Q: Does Zoidberg want to dye his shell?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #16 on: 04-09-2007 00:28 »

A: Yes, for Decapodian Easter

Q: What type of fictional character is the mascot for Decapodian easter?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #17 on: 04-09-2007 06:11 »

A: The Easter dsgfsdRHRfhfd

Q: What the hell is a dsgfsdRHRfhfd??
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #18 on: 04-09-2007 07:43 »

A:A dsgfsdRHRfhfd is a cross between a bunny and a lobster.

Q: When is Decapodian Easter?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #19 on: 04-09-2007 12:42 »

A: Late June

Q: Why late June?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #20 on: 04-09-2007 12:47 »

A: It's when Juses rose from the sea. It also coincides with the Clammian holiday of handunder.

Q: Does Zoidberg believe Juses was the son of a whale?
Trombonist

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« Reply #21 on: 04-09-2007 12:55 »

@PazuzuJr: Let's just say, I know people

A: No, but he believes that he was a prophet of the whale.

Q: What other Decapodian religions are there?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #22 on: 04-09-2007 13:05 »

A: Fishlam, Windu, and Seagullastrianism.

Q: How do they choose the space pope?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #23 on: 04-09-2007 13:39 »
« Last Edit on: 04-09-2007 13:39 »

A: The college of Space-Cardinals dresses the candidates in velcro vestments, throws them on a wall and the last one to fall off is it.

Q: Why are aliens allowed to be Space Pope?

Note to self: Learn to flamin' type!
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #24 on: 04-09-2007 13:48 »

A: Because Jesus said they could be during his second coming.

Q: Did the second coming of Christ coincide with either of the alien attacks seen during SP3K?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #25 on: 04-09-2007 14:11 »

A: Yes he blew up the attacking alien's death star

Q: How did Jesus take down the death star?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #26 on: 04-09-2007 15:47 »

A: He filled it with fish until it exploded.

Q: Did enough fish make it through entry into the earth's atmosphere to solve world hunger?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #27 on: 04-09-2007 19:36 »

A: yes thats why the future has a surplus of food


Q: what are the names of three of Frys not so well known relatives
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #28 on: 04-09-2007 20:59 »

A: Fry has no other relatives.  They killed themselves because they realized they were related to him.  Unless, of course, you count his great uncle, who is, in fact, a rock.

Q: What about Leela's relatives?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #29 on: 04-10-2007 21:53 »

A: leela has actually a large family including her aunt Cathy, cousins Vivian and Dave and others

Q; are all her relatives mutants
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #30 on: 04-11-2007 00:35 »

A: No, her uncle cletus was just very desperate and hooked up with cathy the mutant, so her cousins are half mutants

Q: Do her half mutant cousins have better luck dating pretty mutants or ugly humans?
Volksdragon

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« Reply #31 on: 04-11-2007 02:17 »

A: They can't get anyone better than an ugly mutant.

Q: What did Fry do with his Volkswagen Bus after the PE crew used it as a boat?
tyraniak

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« Reply #32 on: 04-11-2007 12:50 »

A: He sold the VW boat to a bunch of hippie pirates

Q: How did they become hippy pirates, where they hippies who became pirates or pirates who became hippies?
Frobot

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« Reply #33 on: 04-11-2007 18:03 »

A: it was a mix of both some were pirates who met some hippys and they runbed off on each other


Q: what was the future like in the 2980's and 2990's
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #34 on: 04-11-2007 19:25 »

A: Bright colors and angular haircuts.

Q: How often does history repeat itself?
milksong

Bending Unit
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« Reply #35 on: 04-11-2007 23:55 »

A: Two and a half times.

Q: How's Scruffy's love life?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #36 on: 04-12-2007 02:39 »

A: Just him and his magazines

Q: What porno mags does Zoidberg read?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #37 on: 04-12-2007 06:02 »

A: None. He's too poor to buy them

Q: Does he ever find them in dumpsters?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #38 on: 04-12-2007 19:23 »

A: every now and then he'll find a copy of homeless girls gone wild?

Q: Are there any Omicronian pornos?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #39 on: 04-13-2007 05:41 »

A: Yes but they are far too disgusting for Earth viewing.

Q: Why are they too disgusting?
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