Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Nixorbo's Banstick
(Tune: “My Way”, Frank Sinatra)
And now... Your end is near...
And so you face... Your final posts now.
My friend... I'll say it here...
I'll explain 'bout PEEL, banning, and how.
You've spammed, in several threads,
including some, presumed to be dead.
But here's a treat,
for you're soon to meet,
Nixorbo's banstick...
Flames... You've had a few...
but then again, you've been axing for it.
GermanFryFan, he tried to assist,
linked the FAQ, yet you ignored it.
I wrote, this gentle song,
this final chance, for you to exist.
But here's a treat,
for you're soon to meet,
Nixorbo's banstick...
Yes there were times, when we were so sure,
that for spammers, there was no cure!
But we were wrong, to say the least,
there is a weapon, to slay this beast!
So let him decide, your honor and pride,
with Nixorbo's banstick!
So think... 'Bout what you've done...
About your fate... About you demise...
Oh sure... It might have been fun...
It might have been cute, to your own eyes.
You've earned, our love and hate.
And may I say?
Not in a good way.
Oh no... You of course, must go,
Nixorbo's banstick...
For what is Futurama, what has it got?
If not it's forums, then it has not!
Which have members, who know how to spell,
who post happily, wisely, and well!
The record proves,
you must be removed,
with Nixorbo's banstick!
Yes...
Nixorbo's banstick...
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