Oh my god, Bender, it's your thingy!

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while i didnt get in trouble(my wife and i are 37)
we certainly got odd looks  from everyone at thanksgiving when i was asked to say grace......one zero zero one one...... took a little explaining.


TOPD!!!!

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I trust you ended with,

"... 2" 

[Reply #42 on:]

Oh my god, csigler, don't even TALK like that! You're going to give us all horrible nightmares!

[Reply #43 on:]

yes, i ended with 2, prematurely... my wife was the only one to get the joke.

thank goodness for women who idolize bender.

[Reply #44 on:]

I'd keep an eye on her if I were you.

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will do....

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ive never got in any real trouble over futurama except once when i was talkin to my friend on the phone and he said something that caught me off gaurd and i screamed "great zombie jesus" my mom flipped out that had to be the harshes response ive gotton for a quote

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In my English class the other day we were watching Apocolypse Now with a sub. Well, the sub didn't skip the boobie scene like she was supposed to, and after it was on a little while I said fairly loudly "I find that the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies." The thing is, my twin sister is in the same class and sits a few seats away from me. She wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the day.

[Reply #48 on:]

Lol.

It sucks being a girl, you can't say ay of the funny stuff on Futurama without sounding really strange. If you'er a dude then you can get away with most line but for us girls, all we can say is, "Good New Everyone!" and "No i'm doesn't." Even "Bite my shiny metal ass" just seems wrong. *Pouts*

@ sine - wow - it must be sooo cool having a twin!

Oo - girls can still say Spl'uh, glool, gloviously...

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I don't know, Leela and Amy have some good ones. "Ooh, nice boots, do they come in womens sizes?" could probably run you into some trouble.

Also, having a twin increases your coolness by 3.2 megafonzies.

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Once, my 7 year old brother went up to my dad and said "When I hit you, pretend I'm using my arm but it's been cut off.". My dad was like "...What?" and then my brother started hitting him and yelling "YOU BASTARD! YOU BASTARD!".

The look on my mom's face was priceless.

[Reply #51 on:]

shame on him!
it's meant to go like this:
"You Bastard! I'LL KILL YOU! You Bastard!

[Reply #52 on:]

   

Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
Lol.

It sucks being a girl, you can't say ay of the funny stuff on Futurama without sounding really strange. If you'er a dude then you can get away with most line but for us girls, all we can say is, "Good New Everyone!" and "No i'm doesn't." Even "Bite my shiny metal ass" just seems wrong. *Pouts*

@ sine - wow - it must be sooo cool having a twin!

Oo - girls can still say Spl'uh, glool, gloviously...

I can see where you're coming from, as if I heared a girl saying that I would find it slightly strange... Its just the way it is at the present day possibly in the future girls will be able to express themselves more openly with potentially raunchy comments like that, but until then...   

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Originally posted by Dave B:
 I can see where you're coming from, as if I heared a girl saying that I would find it slightly strange... Its just the way it is at the present day possibly in the future girls will be able to express themselves more openly with potentially raunchy comments like that, but until then...

Eh, nobody worry, ok? Especially you girls. The only people who will be looking at you funny will be those you wouldn't want to understand in the first place. Trust me, I know. 

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Originally posted by Xanfor:
    Eh, nobody worry, ok? Especially you girls. The only people who will be looking at you funny will be those you wouldn't want to understand in the first place. Trust me, I know.   

If thats a pop at me Xanfor then I only meant my statement as a general public thing, which personally I am against, it isn't my personal statement of opinion. Its just the way life is nowadays you are lead to think like that unfortunately  ...

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No offense intended, Davie Boy. I understand perfectly what you meant. Sorry if I sounded incriminating. I was actually mostly addressing PazuzuJr. Keep quoting those lines, gal, and I'll pick you out in any crowd!

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Originally posted by Xanfor:
No offense intended, Davie Boy. I understand perfectly what you meant. Sorry if I sounded incriminating. I was actually mostly addressing PazuzuJr. Keep quoting those lines, gal, and I'll pick you out in any crowd!

Ok mate, sorry for the assumption that you would do so      lol

The reason I got so quickly offended is because I feel the same way you do and wish that this wasn't the case, free speech for all is what I believe in      . So hear hear, quote your heart out Pazuzujr nobody's stopping ya here!     

[Reply #57 on:]

big lol @ dave & Xanfor 

I will now quote like the wind and avoide any object thrown at me because of it 

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I made a faux pas today.

Me and my friends were in ASDA, and we were trying to find something to eat, but wthere wasnt much, anyway, we were in the bread section, so I said 'How about some bread? Some sexy, arousing bread'. Everyone just went silent.


It was hilarious :P

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I nearly choked reading that. lol.

earlier, my mum shouted something at me from upstairs which i coulden't understand. After I shouted "What?" about 50 times she came down as i said "You want some lemonade? You saw a big parade? Your student loans have been repaid?"

My mum thought i was being 'Cheeky '

I had to explain the joke.

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I was round my friends house the other day and we were acting out a play, some of our dialogue came from "A taste of freedom". So, as part of it we started screaming (Fry, Leela, Bender run into library) My friend's Mum shouted "SHHH!" up the stairs. We laughed for about 2 minutes.

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Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
Lol.

It sucks being a girl, you can't say ay of the funny stuff on Futurama without sounding really strange. If you'er a dude then you can get away with most line but for us girls, all we can say is, "Good New Everyone!" and "No i'm doesn't." Even "Bite my shiny metal ass" just seems wrong. *Pouts*
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I'm not really bothered about fitting in.

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it was soooo funny today. Me and 2 friends (One of which was RobotDevilRox btw) were in the town center and as i was walking through the very center or town i noticed that i had a small tub of butter in my coat pocket (The tiny tub you get free at resturants with rolls -  I went out for dinner and kept the butter cause someone wanted loads for when they were going on holiday) So any way, i put my had in my coat pocket and shouted "Hey, the butter in my pocket is melting!" quite4 loudly. A few peopl stared and this group of dudes shouted "Shut up " to me. But my and RDR couldn't stop laughing. It was so funny!

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The other day I was with some of my friends and we some how got talking about the moon landing. I randomly said "The first people on the Moon were whalers." then I started sing the Whalers on the Moon song. My friends aren't Futurama fans so they stared at me and said shut up. I love to say "Bite my shiny metal ass" to people who piss me off. I don't care if i don't fit in it's fun to say. I also tend to say "To cancel out global warming we need to have nuclear winter" or "Lets just simply drop a giant ice cube into the ocean every now and then." I also get in trouble with my family if I yell Great Zombie Jesus becasue they are very religious and I'm not observant. I scared my 5 year old cousin so badly that he stopped believing in Santa. I didn't even know he was at my house so I was watching X-mas Story and A Tale of 2 Santa's and he was watching teh whole time now every time he sees a Santa at the mall he screams. So much trouble for that one.

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Originally posted by Bendersfan1221:
I scared my 5 year old cousin so badly that he stopped believing in Santa. I didn't even know he was at my house so I was watching X-mas Story and A Tale of 2 Santa's and he was watching teh whole time now every time he sees a Santa at the mall he screams. So much trouble for that one. 

Yes, Futurama does that to you. XD

 

Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
it was soooo funny today. Me and 2 friends (One of which was RobotDevilRox btw) were in the town center and as i was walking through the very center or town i noticed that i had a small tub of butter in my coat pocket (The tiny tub you get free at resturants with rolls -  I went out for dinner and kept the butter cause someone wanted loads for when they were going on holiday) So any way, i put my had in my coat pocket and shouted "Hey, the butter in my pocket is melting!" quite4 loudly. A few peopl stared and this group of dudes shouted "Shut up " to me. But my and RDR couldn't stop laughing. It was so funny!

I remember that! We both shouted the quote so loudly, and at exactly the same time! XD

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If I had a dollar for every time I said "That's what she said!" or "Just like at the movie theater!" followed by a "WOO!", I'd be rich enough to buy Fox and "Go upside their heads!", I use that one alot too.

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You try legitimately saying 'These balls are making me testy!' in front of an innocent audience.

You'll find they're not all that innocent. 

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Originally posted by Xanfor:
You try legitimately saying 'These balls are making me testy!' in front of an innocent audience.

You'll find they're not all that innocent.   

I gotta say that when the Lab School has our anual kickball tournament month. I'll get a laugh outta any every one.

The other day I was playing darts (and we were doing teams) and I said: "If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." Every one looked at me like I was nuts (even my one friend who supposedly loves Futurama) and they wouldn't let me talk the rest of the night.

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The other day I was at a family picnic and I kept quoting Futurama to my grandma (she's a Futurama fan and I'm lending her my DVD's) and my dad kept telling me to stop.

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I never quote Futurama when I'm out in public.  I like to keep it to myself.  I once found something I lost and said, "paydirt!"  I was at home when this happened. 

 

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Bite My Shiny Metal Ass really works on chavs. They just havent a clue what the hell's going on. The gormless look is priceless 

[Reply #71 on:]

I did that to a chav once, they got really annoyed.

[Reply #72 on:]

what do religious families fink of the amalgamated church if they get so angry about zombie jesus and the rabi robots quote (or rab-ot if u will  ?