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Trombonist

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« Reply #320 on: 02-19-2007 20:42 »
« Last Edit on: 02-19-2007 20:42 »

A: Because we're worthless spammers!

Q: If there was a new bending unit in the show, what would his name be?

TOTPDDR!  flirt
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #321 on: 02-19-2007 20:45 »

A: Foldomat.

Q: How lame a name is that?
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #322 on: 02-19-2007 20:52 »

A: It's lamer than Zoidberg!!

Q: How lame is Zoidberg?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #323 on: 02-19-2007 20:55 »

A: Lamer than a wounded mule in a sugarcane field.

Q: How could Hermes stand to spoon with Zoidberg?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #324 on: 02-19-2007 23:52 »

A: Because Zoidberg is all man, man

Q: How could Hermes stand to not spoon with Zoidberg?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #325 on: 02-20-2007 13:37 »

A:Quite easily...

Q:Who would win in a fight - superman or super king? 
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #326 on: 02-20-2007 14:48 »
« Last Edit on: 02-20-2007 14:48 »

A: Super king, he's 30% kryptonite.

Q: Has the term 100% become meaningless in the future?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #327 on: 02-20-2007 15:04 »

A: well yes since in 2743 there became 723% in a whole (it makes fractions WAY harder  tongue)

Q: Is there Corination Street/eastenders in the future?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #328 on: 02-20-2007 16:35 »

Q&A: There is now?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #329 on: 02-20-2007 16:41 »

A: oh, right - it's an English soap oprah (I think it sucks) doubt people out of the UK have heard of it so it was kind of a dumb question  tongue

Q: Who is the biggest celebrity head in jar?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #330 on: 02-20-2007 16:50 »

A: Andre the Giant's head.

Q: Who's the most popular celebrity head in a jar?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #331 on: 02-21-2007 00:51 »

A: Telly Savalas

Q: Why is his head so famous in the future?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #332 on: 02-21-2007 05:05 »

A: because he single-headedly fought off the Omicronians using his secret weapon

Q: What was his secret weapon?
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #333 on: 02-21-2007 12:41 »

A: No one knows.  Teller didn't tell us!  laff  flirt

Q: Was my joke any good?

PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #334 on: 02-21-2007 12:59 »

A: it was very punny

Q: Who is the funniest futurama character?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #335 on: 02-21-2007 13:27 »
« Last Edit on: 02-21-2007 13:27 »

A: Easy- Fry

Q: What would Bender do to steal from a safe in a heavily guarded 3000+ army ground
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #336 on: 02-23-2007 22:02 »

A: He would bring a shovel.

Q: Did anyone besides me laugh at Pazuzu and Trombonist's puns?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #337 on: 02-23-2007 22:07 »

A: Yes, but they didn't have the cajones to post about it.

Q: Does saying it in Spanish make it less dirty?
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #338 on: 02-23-2007 22:18 »

A: No, you dirty little bastard.  tongue

Q: What is Fry giving up for Lent?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #339 on: 02-23-2007 22:20 »

A: Slurm, Leela made him.

Q: What's Leela giving up for Lent?
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #340 on: 02-23-2007 22:22 »

A: She's going to give up Fry.

Q: When she finds someone new, who's it going to be?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #341 on: 02-23-2007 22:32 »

A: An important but manipulative jerk, as usual.

Q: How does this happen?
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #342 on: 02-23-2007 22:35 »

A: They meet at the building Fry set on fire.

Q: Does Fry get out of the building safely?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #343 on: 02-24-2007 00:05 »

A: Yes

Q: What building did Fry burn down?
DanSonOfJacob

Bending Unit
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« Reply #344 on: 02-24-2007 01:14 »

A:  The Central Beraucracy.

Q:  Was the fire able to get the necessary paperwork to burn down the whole building?
nautilus

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #345 on: 02-24-2007 07:06 »

A. If it's from Doom 1, it's highly probable

Q. What is the arduous process mandatory for gaining access to the central bureaucracy?
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #346 on: 02-24-2007 08:14 »

A: Waiting in line.That's it.

Q: Can a terrorist wait in line?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #347 on: 02-24-2007 11:15 »

A: No, because if he blows himself up the line will get shorter.

Q: Who was the last person to get into the Central Bureaucracy?
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #348 on: 02-24-2007 11:16 »

A: Suze Johnson.

Q: Who is Suze Johnson?
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #349 on: 02-24-2007 20:29 »

A: A lawyer.  Suze Johnson will sue you!

Q: Will I ever stop making bad puns?

Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #350 on: 02-24-2007 21:08 »

A. stopping the bad Puns is Punishible by death

Q. when did Space Jam Stop being a jelly
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #351 on: 02-25-2007 06:19 »

A: When Michael Jordon makes a sequel.

Q: Will Michael Jordon ever become food?
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #352 on: 02-25-2007 08:57 »

A: Dunno.But if it did,I would eat it!

Q: Can a Counter Terrorist wait in line?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #353 on: 02-25-2007 15:20 »

A: only if hes countering a circle terrorist

Q: does the term free spirited mean there are no more for sale?
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #354 on: 02-25-2007 17:35 »

A: Yes

A: What would happen if Fry got turned into a robot?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #355 on: 02-25-2007 17:54 »

A: He would be designated as a Food-mo-tron

Q: What happened to Zoidberg's fish home from the end of 'Deep South'?
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #356 on: 02-25-2007 18:27 »

A: Bender burned it.

Q: Does everyone try to ruin Zoidberg's life?
I

Starship Captain
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« Reply #357 on: 02-25-2007 18:33 »

A: It happens naturally.

Q: What is it about Zoidberg that eveyone in the show finds so tragic, yet so not interesting?
Dave B

Urban Legend
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« Reply #358 on: 02-25-2007 18:48 »
« Last Edit on: 02-25-2007 18:48 »

A: His desperate poverty and loneliness

Q: Did Alkazar ever realise that nearly all of his treasure from his castle was stolen and if so what did he do about it?
Frobot

Starship Captain
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« Reply #359 on: 02-25-2007 18:49 »

A: its his sandles

Q:who is the father of moms sons
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