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The old Thread reached twenty, so here's the new thread. 

The question was: Is fry allergic to cheese?

[Reply #1 on:]

A: no

Q: what is fry allergic to?

[Reply #2 on:]

A: beets

Q: How and when did Fry discover this allergy?

[Reply #3 on:]

A: when leela serves him beet soup

Q; will fry say he doesn't like them?

[Reply #4 on:]

A: He won't be able to after the beets swell up his face.

Q: How much do beets cost in the future?

[Reply #5 on:]

A: not much - every-one is allergic to them.

Q: why is EVERY-ONE allergic to them?

[Reply #6 on:]

A: Because Omicronians secretly poison Earth's beet supply

Q: what happens to Beet farmers after their product declared poisonous?

[Reply #7 on:]

A: they sold them under the name 'steeb'

Q: did no-one notice the likely ness between beets and steebs?

[Reply #8 on:]

A: Not until people started dying..again

Q: How are the steeb farmers punished?

[Reply #9 on:]

A: forces to eat steebs

Q: Because they grew it were they imune?

[Reply #10 on:]

A: Yes and no, they were immune enough to not die, but were transformed into beet-like creatures

Q: What do the beet-people do for a living?

[Reply #11 on:]

A: mainly travel in freak shows but on their tuesday evenings' go to the movies

Q: what movies do the beet people see?

[Reply #12 on:]

A: Sci-fi musicals

Q: are their other people who look like other fruits or vegetables?

Just like to congradulate you on becoming a professor

[Reply #13 on:]

thanks tyraniak!

A: yes the pumpkin people or pumpkin planet 5-X

Q: are there any on earth at the moment?

[Reply #14 on:]

A: A few, one of them is mayor of Bismark ND

Q: do any humans live on pumpkin planet 5-X?

[Reply #15 on:]

A: Yes, they are used as livestock.

Q: What is the head pumpkin's name?

[Reply #16 on:]

A: scare-crow

Q: how did he get his name?

[Reply #17 on:]

A: Before he became head pumpkin Scare-crow was the head of a scare-crow.

Q: How did he become the head pumpkin?


Congrats on becoming Professor Pazuzu!

[Reply #18 on:]

A: He said so.

Q: Who was Head Pumpkin before him?

[Reply #19 on:]

thanks MrB!!

A: an old jack'o'lantern

Q: what did scarecrow do to scare crows?

[Reply #20 on:]

A: Scare them, of course!

Q: How heavy was the first crow he scared?

[Reply #21 on:]

A: 2445 kg - a bit of a fatty bird

Q: would scarecrow ever go on big brother?

[Reply #22 on:]

A: No, he hates reality shows.

Q: ...But why?

[Reply #23 on:]

A: Because he went on Fear Factor once and had to eat his brother raw.

Q: Who were the other contestants on that episode of Fear Factor?

[Reply #24 on:]

A: the beet people

Q: did scare crow actually EAT his brother!?

[Reply #25 on:]

A: Yup

Q: How'd he taste?

[Reply #26 on:]

A: Like pumpkin. Spluh!

Q: Was he tasty?

[Reply #27 on:]

A: yup. he was cooked in a nice golden syrup pie crust with fresh cream on top.

Q: what would happen if a human ate this?

[Reply #28 on:]

A: Well he'd/she'd enjoy it because everyone loves pumpkin pie.

A: Who doesn't like pumpkin pie?

[Reply #29 on:]

A: i don't know - i like pumpkin pie

Q: do you like pumpkin pie?

[Reply #30 on:]

A: Fuck yeah, it's fucking pumpkin pie

Q: If the professor made a living pumpkin pie and a living apple pie, which one of them would survive in a battle to the death?

[Reply #31 on:]

A: the pumpkin cause it would have scare-crow on it's side

Q: how would scare-crow help?

[Reply #32 on:]

A: He would use his scaring ability to scare the shit out of Apple Pie giving Pumpkin Pie the advantage.

Q: What would happen if Blue Berry Pie was in the mix?

[Reply #33 on:]

A: It would scare the apple pie so it couldn't fight back

Q: What would happen if the PE crew was hired to deliver a package to Endor

[Reply #34 on:]

A: They'd be captured by Ewoks.

Q: Would the Ewoks have evolved a more advanced society since the time of the Glaxy Wars documentary?

[Reply #35 on:]

A: Yes, they would be able to speak, wear suits and ties, and be successful entrepeneurs

Q: What businesses would they capitalize on?

[Reply #36 on:]

A: Logging

How long was it before they had to start fighting off hippies?

[Reply #37 on:]

A: a few years, hippies can't really afford to travel from Earth to Endor

Q: How did the Hippies make it to Endor

[Reply #38 on:]

A: They hitch hiked.

Q: Who did they hitch hike with?

[Reply #39 on:]

A: Sal

Q: How does he end up everywhere?