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Unlucky13

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« on: 12-24-2006 00:57 »

what was your stupidest comment or thought while watching futurama? i have two:
1. why don't they just get the presidents to play themselves? ...oh yeah, they're dead..
2. (while watching the part in xmas story about giving blood for like the 20th time at least) .... Wait a second, bender doesn't have blood!

and many more cuz i'm really slow

actually maybe one of the even stupider things is that sometimes i forget that they're in the future... yea, i'm really dumb... which is weird cuz my IQ is like about 145... and i'm in a really high math class and someone else in that class has an IQ of 85...
Dave B

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« Reply #1 on: 12-24-2006 05:58 »

lol funny topic, I like it  smile

Umm a slow moment for me is probably when Hermes says "I have to go flush some things" on AOI 1 because he wanted to get rid of discrimenating illegal possesions he had i.e. drugs etc for when the police came around, well for about a week after that I thought he meant he had flushed the Proffesors bones down the toilet! lol  laff Thinking about it now its quite funny as 1) How would he get the bones from the man eating ant eater pit alive and 2) Why would he flush away valuable evidence to the police to determine who killed him! lol  tongue doyyy... hahaha
Fry_GIRL

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« Reply #2 on: 12-24-2006 09:05 »

I don't get that thing where Dwight has a cigar then Hermes is like "That's not a cigar...and it's not mine."
Ok ok I know it's something bad probably but I don't know exactly what it is.
Arockalypse

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« Reply #3 on: 12-24-2006 09:07 »

 
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Originally posted by Fry_GIRL:
I don't get that thing where Dwight has a cigar then Hermes is like "That's not a cigar...and it's not mine."
Ok ok I know it's something bad probably but I don't know exactly what it is.
It's fun to smoke marijuana!
*This is an actual backmasked message in Queen's Another one bites the dust.I've checked it myself.

Actor-mo-tron

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« Reply #4 on: 12-24-2006 11:09 »

I actually went for many years not even fathoming what Bender's name meant - The drunken binge part that is. When it hit me one day I was amazed at how that went past me.
Officer 1BDI

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« Reply #5 on: 12-24-2006 13:14 »

The first time I saw Fry, Leela, Bender, and Farnsworth was in a half-page blurb on the show in a December 1998 TV Guide.  The caption for the preview image must have been oddly worded, because I distinctly remember thinking, "Leela's a really stupid-sounding name for that professor fellow."

And then I reread the caption a few times....

When writing, I also tend to forget that Leela is actually a cyclops. :
Arockalypse

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« Reply #6 on: 12-24-2006 18:27 »
« Last Edit on: 12-24-2006 18:27 »

OK,I'm stupid too.Here's why:in Love and Rocket,when the staff goes to RomantiCorp,Amy says something about romantic stuff.And Hermes replied:Very good Amy!
To this day I guess I'll never know just why Hermes said so!Either I'm a complete dimwitted flathead or there's no humor nor joke in the situation!
PS Woooo,I even made a reference to a song here!!And reminded myself I just found Master of Puppets on tape among my dad's stuff from when he was young!
ZoidFryLeelaAmy
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« Reply #7 on: 12-24-2006 21:04 »
« Last Edit on: 12-24-2006 21:04 »

My friends Cousin (who is the dumbest girl in Victoria.... possibly Australia... possibly the World) was sitting down watching FUTURAMA. se suddenly yelled out
"OH MY GOD *name removed*!!! FUTURAMA IS SET IN THE FUTURE!!!"
she was being serious!!!
*edited to remove dumbass msn speak*
Arockalypse

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« Reply #8 on: 12-25-2006 08:56 »

 
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Originally posted by ZoidFryLeelaAmy:
My friends Cousin (who is the dumbest girl in Victoria.... possibly Australia... possibly the World) was sitting down watching FUTURAMA. se suddenly yelled out
"OH MY GOD *name removed*!!! FUTURAMA IS SET IN THE FUTURE!!!"
she was being serious!!!
*edited to remove dumbass msn speak*
Was she surprised that Family Guy is about a guy who has a family?

shinyass

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« Reply #9 on: 12-25-2006 10:08 »

"And fry, you've got that brain thing!"
"I already did!"
SORF

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« Reply #10 on: 12-25-2006 14:26 »
« Last Edit on: 12-25-2006 14:26 »

Hmmm...

1. Why does Bender steal stuff?

2. Dude...When did we get head-in-jar technology?

Yeah, I havent posted in about a year...I know...
Unlucky13

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« Reply #11 on: 12-25-2006 19:13 »

about what i said earlier about bender not having blood, i asked my mom and i was actually even stupider than that.. i was like "why does fry ask whose blood?" and my mom was like "bender doesn't have blood, he's a robot" and then i was like "oh... oh yeah"
ZoidFryLeelaAmy
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« Reply #12 on: 12-25-2006 20:18 »

@Arocalypse: Was she surprised that Family Guy is about a guy who has a family?

She was surprised that the Griffins were all related   
  laff
idiot....

Dave B

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« Reply #13 on: 12-26-2006 10:35 »

 
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Originally posted by SORF:
Hmmm...

1. Why does Bender steal stuff?

2. Dude...When did we get head-in-jar technology?

Yeah, I havent posted in about a year...I know...

Wow haven't seen you in a LONGGG time  tongue
Electerik

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« Reply #14 on: 12-26-2006 11:06 »

Well, this isn't, like, "oh, Fry's hair is orange" type of stupid. But despite the fact that Godfellas is probably my favorite episode, I had to watch it, like, six times before I figured out that "God" actually was saving "his" monks at the end of it.
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« Reply #15 on: 12-26-2006 19:43 »
« Last Edit on: 12-26-2006 19:43 by coldangel_1 »

I thought the plaque in the lunar lander (Series had Landed) which reads 'returned to this site by the historical sticklers society' was a reference to the moon landings being faked.

I forgot, of course, that the Lander actually left the moon, blasted back into lunar orbit, and that's how tha Astronauts got back onto the command module (according to the official story). That's why it had to be returned to the site.

I'm a moron.
Unlucky13

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« Reply #16 on: 12-27-2006 18:22 »

oh yeah, i just remembered something really stupid, when i was watching farnsworth parabox, i remembered comparing leela b's hair with the hair of someone else with orange hair but i couldn't remember who... it was fry...
SORF

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« Reply #17 on: 12-27-2006 18:53 »

I am remebered!  smile

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SonicPanther

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« Reply #18 on: 12-27-2006 23:29 »

I have seen Time Keeps On Slipping, like ten times. Every time at the end I would think, "How did they stop the timeskips, again?" XD
keel89

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« Reply #19 on: 02-24-2007 11:40 »

or the time leela said"thats the tallest valcano in the universe" and fry says "where?" i mean how stupid is that smile
HookerBot 5000

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« Reply #20 on: 02-24-2007 11:47 »

I'm with you there Unlucky 13. People say Im smart, but dozy. Which makes sense.

WHAT? I didnt know Bender's name was referring to what Actor-Mo-Tron said?!

*sighs*
keel89

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« Reply #21 on: 02-24-2007 11:53 »

 
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Originally posted by HookerBot 5000:
I'm with you there Unlucky 13. People say Im smart, but dozy. Which makes sense.

WHAT? I didnt know Bender's name was referring to what Actor-Mo-Tron said?!

*sighs*

Im with you hookerbot5000 i always forget stuff.... WHAT WERE GOING TO FLORDA oh ya i forgot so see you.bye.
Writer unit32

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« Reply #22 on: 02-24-2007 15:08 »

OK,now this is dumb.When I was watching The Sting for the first time,and they were singing "Don't worry,bee happy" I thought "Wow.Time/space paradox..."
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #23 on: 02-24-2007 15:54 »

Half way through my first time watching 'Fry and the Slurm Factory' I shouted out "Wow! This is just like Charlie and The Chocolate Factory"  tongue

also, when watching the end of Jurrasic Bark (where seymore is dying  cry )  i though isn't that funny how the song goes "for 1000 summers i will wait for you" fits perfectly to the moment before bursting my own bubble and realising "oh yeah - that's why they chose it!" bigger  tongue
JoshTheater

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« Reply #24 on: 02-24-2007 18:02 »
« Last Edit on: 02-24-2007 18:02 »

I haven't had any moments like that...you're all dimwits.   wink
Fatdude

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« Reply #25 on: 02-24-2007 18:15 »

 
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Originally posted by JoshTheater:
I haven't had any moments like that...you're all dimwits.    wink

no im dosen't

Frobot

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« Reply #26 on: 02-24-2007 18:43 »

ive had some nothing too major ive forgotton that leela only has one eya cuz you get use toit and then some one mentions it andur like wow she does.
power girl07

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« Reply #27 on: 03-03-2007 10:03 »
« Last Edit on: 03-03-2007 10:03 »

 
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Originally posted by Officer 1BDI:

When writing, I tend to forget that Leela is actually a cyclops.

I don't, but loads of fanfic writers do.
shinyass

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« Reply #28 on: 03-03-2007 11:46 »

"No i'm.. doesn't."

Thats kinds stupid. I like it
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #29 on: 03-03-2007 17:42 »

It took me till season two to realise David Cohen and David X. Cohjen were the same peson. His story in I rommate (?) made me think both worked for futurama  tongue
Xanfor

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« Reply #30 on: 03-04-2007 08:29 »

Have I told you fellows and fellowettes how long it took me to realize Leela was a cyclops?

futurefreak

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« Reply #31 on: 03-05-2007 02:55 »

haha, reading a topic like this is great cuz it makes you feel smarter.
 
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Originally posted by JoshTheater:
I haven't had any moments like that...you're all dimwits.    wink
up yours, chump! stop making us all look bad

i can top you all. on Jan 8, 2007, I just got the double meaning of I.C. Weiner, what with Fry being frozen and all...

PazuzuJr

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« Reply #32 on: 03-05-2007 03:03 »

^I can top that - it took me about 5 mins after reading that to get it  tongue^
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #33 on: 03-07-2007 15:26 »

I can top that; it took ME ten minutes and about a hundred re-reads!
JoshTheater

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« Reply #34 on: 03-07-2007 16:38 »

I can't top it. I got the joke the first time I saw the episode right away. You're all absolute dimwits.  tongue
I said good day, sir!
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #35 on: 03-07-2007 17:07 »

Hey! that was uncalled for!
JoshTheater

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« Reply #36 on: 03-07-2007 18:43 »

You're right.  frown
I withdraw my comment and offer a sincere apology.
HipNoJoe
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« Reply #37 on: 03-08-2007 22:48 »

I guess I'm mediocre in my stupidity(c). I noticed most of the little Zoidberg is Yiddish jokes and references, but it took the jewish robots in "Future Stock" to wake me up to the fact that he himself is a walking joke: a yiddish shellfish.
JoshTheater

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« Reply #38 on: 03-09-2007 14:42 »

You mean "a shellfish with a yiddish accent".  wink

Yiddish is a language, not a race. And we can't call him "yiddish-speaking" either, because he never actually has spoken yiddish.  big grin
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #39 on: 03-09-2007 14:49 »

You're right, Josh, and I don't deny it: I am stupid! XD
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