"Good News Everyone!" New Slogan Thread V.3

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Continued from previous thread

"Spoiling your fun sice 2033"

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"Now with more sugar!"

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"If illness occurs, watch more Futurama"

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"Now with humour"

I know I used the same one twice but I don't think it got enough air time for people to read. Second reason: I'm H. G. Blob, I can do whatever I want.

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"Don't ask me, I'm only a Futurama viewer..."

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"Broadband conection is connecting to dial up connection Zoidberg!"

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"Woob Woob Woob-ing since a long time ago,why not!"

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"Watch real closely and you might see something funny....but we doubt it."

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"Any educational content merely coincidental"

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"Not affiliated with the animated comedy show of the same name."

"Activate willing suspension of disbelief circuit - NOW!"

"Back by unpopular demand!"

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"fnok notch kyss, bleef nlonly beafore noodsdaize"

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"If watched, will cause 7 super weapons to activate causing destruction on a glactic scale"

"9/10 people watch Futurama to see what ads air between each act"

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"Everything that's wrong with the world of animation"

"Here we go again..."

"Is there anyone actually out there?"

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"Your car will be towed during tonights episode"

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"Stop wasting your life!!! Watch Futurama"

"Don't stop to talk, watch Futurama"

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"Do not read this......HA!"

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"Pieced together from older footage"

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Experts agree - watching this will help prevent cancer.

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"Yo sammady sam?"

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"Won't leave you sterile like other shows will."

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"Face it, without us your life would be meaningless."

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"If Futurama were a women, well you know, all right."

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"Statements you may hear might offend you"

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"Basically just The Simpsons with spaceships."

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Originally posted by Dave B:
"Yo sammady sam?"

I dunno if you know this or not but it's written "Yosemite Sam". The character from the Warner Bros. cartoons with a red beard. Just wanted to correct you cos I too once thought it was that.

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"More fun than having your ears nailed to your kneecaps!"

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Popularizing metal segregation since a long time ago!

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Originally posted by H. G. Blob:
 I dunno if you know this or not but it's written "Yosemite Sam". The character from the Warner Bros. cartoons with a red beard. Just wanted to correct you cos I too once thought it was that.

Cool I didn't know that thanks, but what does that have to do with a woman i.e. they were saying it about Leela, or was it just a joke that the particular guy had an image of Yosemite Sam on his mudflap?

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"Chics dig us."

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"we have more meat than a cow"

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"Vote or die... sorry, wrong slogan"

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"Get off my land!"

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Originally posted by Dave B:
  Cool I didn't know that thanks, but what does that have to do with a woman i.e. they were saying it about Leela, or was it just a joke that the particular guy had an image of Yosemite Sam on his mudflap?

Yeah. Cos some mudflaps have a chick on them and some trucks have Yosemite Sam. And I guess that guy had Yosemite Sam on his.

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"For external use only (if used internally, consult mortician)"

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"Supporting equal rights for all seven genders."

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"May cause comedy induced erection"

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"Now with 70% more product placements!"

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Originally posted by ivan_fry:
"For external use only (if used internally, consult mortician)"

Old Simpsons quote I see 

"Watch after you've done vomiting"

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"Futurama apply directly to the forehead
 Futurama apply directly to the forehead
 Futurama apply directly to the forehead"

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"In color!"